No laila, ʻae, ʻo New Jersey ke kumu o nā mea hoʻohenehene. Akā no kēlā me kēia mea ʻino, aia kekahi mea maikaʻi. No laila makemake mākou i kēia wahi. Ma ʻaneʻi, 30 mau mea hiki ke pili i kēlā me kēia kamaʻāina ʻo Garden State…ʻoiai ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi.
Drew Lazor/ʻai koʻikoʻi 1. ʻO kā mākou mascot kūlana ʻo ia ka ʻekolu hemolele o ka ʻōwili puaʻa, hua manu a me ka paʻakai (aka ʻo Taylor ham sandwich). Mai kīkēkē ʻoe a hoʻāʻo ʻoe i hoʻokahi.
2. He hui ʻokoʻa ko mākou o ka haʻaheo a me ka hoʻowahāwahā iā mākou iho e pili ana i ko mākou ʻano mokuʻāina.
3. Ua ʻike mākou i nā ala āpau e holo ai mai New Jersey a i Manhattan.
4. Ho'ākāka mākou i ko mākou wahi e noho ai ma muli o nā puka puka turnpike (a i ʻole ala paka).
5. A ma nā hale kūʻai. Aia ʻoe ma kahi o Cherry Hill, Bridgewater, Palisades, Freehold Raceway a i ʻole Short Hills?
pehea e wehe koke ai i nā kiko ʻeleʻele o nā pimples
6. ʻAʻohe mea i kapa iā ia ʻo Joisey.
7. Akā, he ʻōlelo ʻakaʻaka kekahi o mākou. E hana hou ma hope o mākou: wudder (wai) a begela (ʻekeʻeke).
8. ʻAʻole maopopo iā mākou pehea e puhi ai i kā mākou kinoea ponoʻī. A ʻaʻole mākou e kala mai.
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ʻO Todd Heisler/The New York Times 9. Ma kekahi mau wahi, kau ka poe ma na hale kuai kope. Kau mākou ma nā hale ʻaina.
10. Hiki i ko New York ke loaʻa i kā lākou latte. E lawe mākou i ka kofe Wawa (a me nā hoagies) i kēlā me kēia lā.
11. He mau mokuʻāina ʻokoʻa paha ʻo Jersey ʻĀkau a me South Jersey. A he pilikia ko Central Jersey.
12. ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole ia ka ʻōpala maka āu e honi nei. ʻO Elizabeth wale nō.
Ma ke kahua ʻAmelika13. ʻO ia iho i kahakai , kanaka. A ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole mākou e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kēlā hōʻike ʻoiaʻiʻo i hōʻino i kā mākou rep mau loa.
14. ʻO Cape May ka hemolele Victorian.
15. Ma laila mākou e hāʻawi ai i kā mākou hoagies iā mākou ma kahakai.
16. ʻAʻole mākou makemake iā Bennys lāua ʻo Shoobies (ʻike ʻoe… nā mākaʻikaʻi mai NY a me PA) e hoʻopā i kā mākou kahakai i ke kauwela.
meaʻai aupuni o Kina
17. Akā, hauʻoli mākou i ka hoʻokipa ʻana i nā Jets a me nā Giants ma East Rutherford's MetLife Stadium.
Nā Kiʻi Al Bello/Getty 18. Ma New Jersey, inā e neʻe, aia ka ʻauhau ma luna. Koe na lole. No laila, kūʻai mākou i ka nui o lākou.
19. ʻAʻole mākou manaʻoʻiʻo i ka Jersey Devil… akā ʻo Chris Christie ʻo ia maoli.
20. Akā, ʻo ka Pine Barrens ka mea i hauʻoli loa.
21. A ʻo kā mākou Garden State peaches, nā ʻōmato a me nā blueberries ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ʻāina.
Ed Yourdon/Flickr 22. Ua ʻoi aku ko mākou ʻike ma mua o ka huli hema. ʻO ia ka mea e paʻa ai ka ipu.
23. Ma ka ʻōlelo ʻana i nā ʻauʻau hue, he ʻano o ka hele ʻana. A leʻaleʻa ke keikikāne ke nānā aku i nā poʻe ma waho o ke kaona e hoʻāʻo nei e ʻike iā lākou.
ʻO nā huaʻōlelo kiʻi ʻo marilyn monroe
24. ʻAʻole hiki ke pale i nā alanui kaʻa. ʻO ia ke kumu i loaʻa iā mākou a pau EZ-Pass.
25. Pono e mālama ʻia ʻo Atlantic City no nā pāʻina bachelorette… a me ka hoʻokūkū Miss America.
26. ʻAʻole mākou he poʻe mobsters a he poʻe kālai'āina kolohe, ʻoiai Na Sopranos a Boardwalk Empire manaʻoʻiʻo paha ʻoe.
pehea e hana ai i ka lip balm ma ka home no nā lehelehe ʻulaʻula
27. Akā, ʻike mākou i nā kāne he nui i kapa ʻia ʻo Tony.
HBO 28. ʻAʻole ʻo Snooki mai NJ.
29. ʻO Bruce Springsteen. Ua kapa ʻia ʻo ia ʻo The Boss no ke kumu.
30. A e puʻuwai mau mākou iā Bon Jovi.
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