27 Nā mea e hana ai i ka lā Valentine inā ʻoe hoʻokahi AF

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E hele mai ana inā makemake ʻoe a ʻaʻole paha. Kapa mākou i ka Pōʻakolu, akā i ka hapa nui o ka honua i hui pū ʻia, ʻo ia ka lā Valentine. *Groan* I kēia makahiki, poina i ka pale ʻana i ka noho hoʻokahi a hele i waho a hana i kekahi o kēia mau mea he 27 i ʻoi aku ka leʻaleʻa.

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1. No ka hoʻomaka ʻana, e nānā i ka episode o 30 Pōhaku i ka wā e hoʻonohonoho ai ʻo Liz i kahi aʻa ma ka lā Valentine.

2. E aloha aku iā ia a e ʻae aku i ka maʻalahi o nā mea he nui ke hana iā ʻoe iho. Ka hihia: monologues. A me nā keke mug.

3. E hopu i ka hoaaloha a hele i ka hale ʻaina cheesy i ka poʻe-e nānā i nā kāne a pau i ka wā mua e like me ka hikiwawe ma luna o nā kuki cheddar.

4. E kūʻai mai i ʻōmole waina maikaʻi a hauʻoli i kēlā me kēia kulu. E hoʻi i nā mea kūʻai kūʻai i ka lā ʻapōpō.

5. ʻO Marie Kondo kou lumi lumi.

6. E hoʻomaʻemaʻe i kou hale a i ʻole ke keʻena i ka wā e puhi hou ana i nā Wahine Hoʻokahi a Beyoncé. E haʻalele i kāu mau hoalauna male i nā noi pinepine e hoʻohuli. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hoʻohuli i luna. ʻO ʻoe DGAF .

7. E hana like, akā me ka TLC's No Scrubs.

8. A ʻo Taylor Swift ʻAʻole mākou e Hoʻi Hoʻokahi.

9. A me ka Miss Independent a Kelly Clarkson.

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10. E hoʻomaka e ʻike i kahi kumuhana a hoʻoholo e haʻalele i ka hale no kekahi manawa.

11. E hele i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni wale nō a nīnau iā ʻoe iho no ke aha ʻoe e hele ʻole ai i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni wale nō. (Maikaʻi, ʻeā?)

12. E hele i kahi pā luʻu a e kamaʻilio noʻonoʻo hohonu me ke kanaka mua āu e hālāwai ai.

13. Mai kahi i kou mau wāwae.

14. E hoʻohana i ke kālā āu e hoʻolilo ai i makana no kāu S.O. e kūʻai i kēlā mau miula i kālai ʻia āu e ʻimi nei.

15. Kiaʻi inaina ma lalo o ʻehiku nā mea hoʻohenehene aloha . Ma ka hapalua o ka heluhelu ʻana I ko Harry halawai ana me Sally laina no ka laina, e ʻae ʻaʻole ia he inaina maoli ka nānā ʻana inā ʻoe e haehae i ka hanana o ka New Year's Eve.

16. Hāpai i ka hiamoe . (No direct translation, sleeeeeep .)

17. E nana i na mea a pau Nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni i koho ʻia e Oscar a hoonoho ia lakou ma ka nani o ko lakou mau hoku.

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18. E ʻae ʻoe e hoʻopaʻa mau ana ʻoe iā Leo, Ka Revenant -ʻano.

19. E kiʻi i nā helu karma nui ma ka hāʻawi ʻana e mālama i ke keiki a kāu mau hoaaloha i ko lākou hele ʻana no kā lākou ʻaina ahiahi aloha wale nō i loko o 23 mahina.

20. Kahaha no ke aha e hiki ole ai i na makua hou ke kuhikuhi wale aku i ka makahiki o ka lakou keiki i na makahiki.

21. A i ʻole, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hana i nā keiki, e hāʻawi manawaleʻa i kahi hale hoʻomalu holoholona kūloko a ʻike ʻoe e hana ka ʻīlio i ka hoaaloha maikaʻi loa.

22. E no'ono'o e ho'opa'a 'oe i kāu kāne 'īlio e hiki koke mai ana, akā, e ho'oholo 'o ia, e like me kou ex, 'o ia ho'i, pono 'oe e ho'oma'ema'e i kou ke'ena ma kahi o 75 pakeneka pinepine.

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23. ʻO Netflix a me ke anuanu, kahi e pili ana ke anuanu i kahi pint anu anuanu o kekahi o nā ʻono hou ʻehiku o Halo Top. (Auwe, aloha Pancakes and Waffles.)

24. Hoʻoiho iā Tinder.

25. Mana'o 'oe e ho'ā'o ana e kama'ilio me Brendan, ka mea ho'oponopono papa holo papa he 24 makahiki.

26. Holoi i ka Tinder.

27. E hoʻopoina i ka lā Valentine a hele i kou lā e like me kāu e hana mau ai. E noʻonoʻo wale i ka hapalua kumu kūʻai kokoleka hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i ka lā ʻapōpō.

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