I ka makahiki i hala, pono ʻoe e noʻonoʻo me kāu Lā Makua hoʻolauleʻa ma muli o ka maʻi maʻi a i kēia makahiki, pono paha ʻoe e noʻonoʻo hou ma waho o ka pahu. Akā no ka hiki ʻole iā ʻoe ke hoʻolei i kāu kāne punahele i kahi kī nui, ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻolilo iā ia i mea kūikawā. I kēia makahiki, kāhāhā i kou makuakāne me kahi makana āna e hoʻohana maoli ai a e haʻi aku iā ia i ka nui o kou mālama ʻana i kekahi o kēia mau hana leʻaleʻa (a palekana) i ka lā Makua.
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Nā Kiʻi Maskot/Getty1. E hoʻokipa i ka ʻono pia
E kāhea i nā hale kūʻai ma kahi kokoke a ʻike inā hiki iā lākou ke hoʻokipa i kahi pāʻina liʻiliʻi no kou makuakāne a me kekahi mau lālā i kāu pod. Inā ʻaʻole, e lawe mai i nā pia iā ʻoe ma ke kauoha ʻana i nā ale hana mai kou hale kūʻai wai ʻona a e hoʻomaka ka laʻana. (A mai poina nā meaʻai manamana lima .)2. E hauʻoli i nā mea waho
Ma muli o nā alakaʻi o kēia manawa ma kou wahi, hiki iā ʻoe ke kaʻana like i kekahi manawa maikaʻi me ka ʻelemakule ma ke ʻano. 'O kēia ka manawa no ka hele wāwae, ka lawai'a a me ka holo paikikala. (E hoʻomanaʻo wale e hoʻomaʻamaʻa i nā lula o ka hele ʻana i ka nohona.)
3. E hoʻi i ka manawa
He pume mōʻaukala kou makuakāne? E lawe iā ia i kahi hale hōʻikeʻike kūloko (he nui ka poʻe e hāʻawi ana i ke komo palena a me ka manawa i kēia manawa) a i ʻole e lawe mai i nā mea i hala iā ʻoe e mahalo i kēia mau hale hōʻikeʻike virtual. E nānā i nā hana kiʻi a me nā kiʻi kiʻi i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i ka makahiki 8 ma ka Hale Hōʻikeʻike ʻo J. Paul Getty ma Los Angeles, ka Ishtar Gate o Babulona ma ka Hale Hōʻikeʻike ʻo Pergamon ma Berlin a i ʻole ka hele wāwae ʻana ma nā keʻena o ka Hale Aliʻi o Versailles ma Farani. ..ʻo nā mea a pau mai ka hōʻoluʻolu o kāna mea hoʻomaha punahele.
4. E hoʻopaʻa i kahi pīniki
Hoʻoponopono i ka ʻaina awakea o kāna mau meaʻai punahele (hello, ka pipi ʻai ma ka rai) a hauʻoli i ka pīniki ma waho o kou paka kūloko, a i ʻole e noho kokoke i ka home a ʻai i ka fresco ma ka māla a i ʻole ka pā mua.
Nā Kiʻi FG Trade/Getty5. He pō kiʻiʻoniʻoni
E ʻae iā Pāpā e koho i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni (ʻoiai inā he moʻolelo moʻolelo pohihihi āu i makemake ʻole ai). E koho pū ʻo ia i nā mea ʻai. Makemake ʻoe i kahi manaʻo kiʻiʻoniʻoni a ʻelua paha? Eia ka 50 nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻohana maikaʻi loa o na manawa a pau.6. E lawe i ka papa kuke
Hana ʻo ia i nā burger maikaʻi loa o ka honua, akā ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke kiʻi i kekahi mau hoʻopunipuni hou. Papa Kumu hāʻawi i nā papa pūnaewele e hōʻike ana i kekahi o nā chef nui loa o ka honua e like me Gordon Ramsey, Thomas Keller a me Alice Waters.
7. Hana ia i ka aina kakahiaka ma kahi moe
Waffle breakfast sandwich me chorizo. ʻiʻo ʻiʻo maple candied. ʻO nā ʻōwili kinamona pizza-palaoa. ʻO kēia mau mea a me nā mea hou aʻe i kā mākou hōʻuluʻulu ʻana i ka 62 meaʻai kakahiaka maikaʻi loa ma ke ao holoʻokoʻa.
8. Kaʻana like i kekahi mau hoʻomanaʻo
E hana i kahi wikiō kaulana loa o kou ʻohana i nā makahiki a hoʻonoho i nā mea a pau e nānā pū. E hōʻoia e pāʻani ma ka pale nui i ʻike nā kānaka a pau pololei pehea kou hopohopo i ka puka ʻana. E kiʻi i ka hana wai.
ʻōlelo ma ka lā makuahine
ʻO Caiaimage/Agnieszka Olek/Getty Images9. E hoʻokala i kou akamai DIY
ʻO ia ke kanaka mua āu e kāhea ai inā pono ʻoe e noʻonoʻo pehea e kau ai i kahi kiʻi kiʻi. No laila, no ke aha e ʻae ʻole iā ia e aʻo iā ʻoe i kekahi mau akamai? E koho i kahi papahana hiki iā ʻoukou ke hana pū (e like me ka hale manu) a hoʻopau i ka lā e kūkulu ai i kāu hana haku.10. Hana pū
E mālama i kou makua kāne ma ke ʻano kiʻekiʻe loa ma ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i kahi papa HIIT ma YouTube a hoʻohui pū. (A i ʻole inā he mea nui loa iā ia, e hoʻāʻo e kiʻi iā ia e hui pū me ʻoe i kāu papa vinyasa i ka pō Sābati.)
11. E nana i kana mea hookani pila punahele
ʻIke ʻo ia i ka Rolling Stones a ʻoiai ʻo ka ʻike ʻana iā lākou e ola ana he epic maikaʻi loa ia, e hāʻawi iā ia i ka mea maikaʻi aʻe ma ke kahe ʻana i kā lākou hana nui loa ma ka pūnaewele a loaʻa kāu mini-festival ma ka home. bonus? Hoʻopaʻa ʻia nā noho a me nā meaʻai.
12. E lawe mai i ke kolepa ia oe
ʻO kēia 9-by-3-kapuaʻi e waiho ana i ka ʻōmaʻomaʻo kaena ma luna o 8,000 elima-hōkū loiloi. E hōʻike ʻo ia i kāna hahau ʻana i kou hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana i kou akamai.
iwakālua2013. E hoʻā i ka grill
E ho'āʻo iā Pāpā ia mau mea mea paahana barbecue hou i haawi wale aku ai oe iaia.14. E pāʻani pū i kahi pāʻani wikiō
ʻOiai ʻaʻole ʻo ia ka mea akamai loa i ka ʻenehana, koho mākou hiki iā ia ke kau ma luna o ka moku Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 .
15. E hoʻolālā i kahi lā spa
ʻAʻole ʻo ia e hōʻoiaʻiʻo, akā pono nā makuakāne i ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana. Ina a pedicure ʻoi aku ka nui iā ia, e ʻike inā e hana ʻo ia i ka pale maka me ʻoe i ka wā e nānā ana i kāna hōʻike punahele.
16. Hookomo i ka hana
Hiki i kēia ke hele i hoʻokahi o nā ala ʻelua - ʻo ʻoe a me kou mau kaikunāne e hana hou i ka pāʻani āu i kākau ai me ka hoʻoikaika ʻana, hoʻokani ʻia a kuhikuhi ʻia i ke kauwela o 1999. a i ʻole e hoʻokani i kāu mau keiki no ke kupuna kāne. ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao, he nui ka ʻakaʻaka. Mai poina wale ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ka hanana.
ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka meli meli
adamkaz/Getty Images17. E mālama i ka hoʻokūkū haʻuki
Ke kaena mau nei ʻo ia e pili ana i kona hoʻi hou ʻana i kona wā kiʻekiʻe no laila no ke aha e kūʻē ʻole ai i kēlā pāʻani kaao? Inā palekana ke hana pēlā, hiki iā ʻoe ke hele i ka paka a i ʻole e hoʻolālā i kekahi mea ma kou kua hale no kahi lā o nā hana haʻuki leʻaleʻa. E noʻonoʻo i ka basketball (keia manaʻolana lawe lima pono e kōkua me ka hele ʻana o ka nohona), kinipopo bocce , pōpeku hae, croquet a hiki pōʻalo . E hoʻokiʻekiʻe i nā pili ma ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana i nā makana—pono ka mea eo e lawe i ka ʻōpala no ka pule a i ʻole e ʻoki i ka mauʻu no ka mahina.18. E hana i kahi papa inoa
Ma mua o kou wā ʻelemakule e pā i nā pā karaoke, ʻo Pāpā kou hoa hīmeni mua. E hoʻokaʻawale i kahi papa mele i piha i kāu punahele punahele mai hope mai i ka lā a lawe i kahi kaʻa maikaʻi e like me ka wā kahiko. ʻO nā mele e like me Luther Vandross' Hula me Koʻu Makua, a me Bruce Springsteen's My Father's House he mea paʻa ka waimaka i kona mau maka.
19. E lawe iā ia ma kahi kūʻai kūʻai pūnaewele
Ua hana ʻino ʻoe i kāna kāleka hōʻaiʻē a ʻo ia kona manawa. Pono ʻo ia e hōʻano hou i kāna mea paahana ? Kekahi mau mea hou kāmaʻa hoʻoilo ? He maikai ʻaʻahu puna ? A i ʻole makemake wale ʻo ia e hoʻolilo i kāu mau kālā ma kahi mea hoʻoheheʻe lau nani. ʻO kēlā me kēia ala, e hoʻokuʻu iā ia (akā ʻaʻole pū kekahi pupule) me kāu kālā no ka hoʻololi. ʻAʻole noi nui nā makuakāne, no laila maikaʻi mau ke kau ʻia ka bila. (Psst: E kiʻi iā ia i kēia papa inoa o 77 makana maikaʻi loa no ka makua kāne inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike i kahi e hoʻomaka ai.)
20. E hoʻolālā i kahi pāʻina zoom
ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo Mamas wale nō ka poʻe e makemake i kahi manawa me kā lākou mau hoaaloha e hopu a kamaʻilio e pili ana i nā mea āpau. E hoʻolālā i kahi pāʻina Zoom virtual no kāu Pa a me kekahi o kāna mau kāne punahele—nā kaikunāne, nā hoa hana, ʻo kēlā hoa hoʻokahi mai kēlā ʻaoʻao o ka loko iʻa āna i ʻike ʻole ai i kekahi manawa. ʻO ka hui hou ʻana me nā homies e hana maikaʻi iā ia.
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