40 Hilarious Mother's Day Quotes to Brighten Any Mama's Day

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Ua hana nui kou makuahine iā ʻoe i nā makahiki. ʻIke ʻoe, e like me ke aʻo ʻana iā ʻoe pehea e hoʻohana ai i ka eyeliner, hōʻoluʻolu iā ʻoe ma hope o kēlā haʻihaʻi paʻakikī a hahau i kāu mac a me ka paʻakai punahele i kēlā me kēia manawa āu e noi ai. ʻAe, ua hoʻokō ʻo ia i ka pāʻani ʻoluʻolu ke hele ʻoe ma hope o ka huila no ka manawa mua (maikaʻi, ʻano ʻano). Pono ʻole e ʻōlelo, pono ʻo ia i kahi lā e pili ana iā ia, piha me hoʻonohonoho pua a ʻO nā brunches o ka lā makuahine . No ka hanohano o kona lā kūikawā, eia he 40 Nā huaʻōlelo no ka lā makuahine pinnable no kāu papa e pili ana i na makuahine a me makuahine . (Aia kekahi mau LOL maoli mai Tina Fey lāua ʻo Serena Williams.) Aloha mākou iā ʻoe, e ka makuahine.

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1. 'Mama, aloha au iā ʻoe, ʻoiai ʻaʻole au e ʻae i kāu noi hoaaloha.'

2. 'Aʻohe mea i haʻi mai iaʻu e hoʻi au i ka home me nā diapers.' – Chrissy Teigen

3. 'Ua lanakila au i nā mea he nui ... nā koko koko i loko o ko'u mau māmā - 'elua ... mau kuli a me nā wāwae ... lanakila 'ana i ka Grand Slam ma lalo o ka helu ho'okūkū ... no ka inoa 'ana i kekahi mau mea, akā ua 'ike au. ʻO ka paʻakikī loa ka ʻike ʻana i kahi stroller!' – Serena Williams

4. 'Ōlelo mau au inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻuā i kāu mau keiki, ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻolimalima manawa me lākou.' – Reese Witherspoon

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5. 'Makemake au e loaa i ka'u mau keiki na mea a pau i hiki ole ia'u ke kuai. A laila makemake wau e neʻe pū me lākou.' – Phyllis Diller

6. 'Mahalo iā ʻoe no ka haʻi ʻole ʻana i koʻu mau kaikuahine ʻo wau kāu punahele.'

7. Hauʻoli lā makuahine, Māmā! (A ʻoiai e loaʻa iaʻu ʻoe, e kala koke no nā makahiki 13-21.)'

8. 'O ka makuahine ka mea hiki ia oe ke kelepona i na manawa a pau e ike i ka loihi o ka moa i loko o ka pahu hau.'

9. 'E ka Māmā aloha, Mahalo iā 'oe no kou mālama 'ana i nā mea 'ino a pau a'u i hana ai mai ia Pāpā mai.'

10. ʻO ka lilo ʻana i makuahine ua luhi a hauʻoli nui wau. – Tina Fey

11. 'He gula ka noho malie. Inā ʻaʻole kāu keiki. A laila, he mea kānalua wale nō ka hāmau.'

12. He aliʻi nui ka makua. – ʻO Adele

13. 'O ka makuahine. Pono ka hoʻomanawanui, ka ʻakaʻaka a me ka nui o nā kāwele pulu.'

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14. 'He mea maika'i inā hiki i ka'u mau keiki ke hana i kekahi mea a'u i makemake ai. Me he omole waina o ka makaroni.'

15. Ua aʻo mai ʻo ia iaʻu ʻaʻole he koho ka makaʻu. - Diane Von Furstenberg, ma kona makuahine

16. 'Mama: Aloha au iā ʻoe a me kāu mau leo ​​leo lōʻihi loa.'

17. 'I kēlā me kēia lā ala wau a noʻonoʻo: Pehea wau i lilo ai i mea like me koʻu makuahine?'

18. 'I kekahi manawa hamama au i ko'u waha a puka mai ko'u makuahine iwaho.'

19. 'O ka hapa nui loa o ka hanau keiki, oia ka waina a pau e inu ai.'

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20. ʻAʻole maʻalahi ka lilo ʻana i makuahine. Inā he maʻalahi, hana nā makua kāne. – Betty White

21. 'Ua aʻo wau e hoʻohana i ka noʻonoʻo a me ka hoʻomaha ʻana e hoʻoponopono i ke kaumaha. E ʻakaʻaka wale nō, aia wau ma kaʻu kīʻaha waina ʻekolu.'

22. 'O ka makuahine: Ka hanai ia lakou ma ke ano he bebe a ma ka hapa nui o ko lakou mau makahiki iwakalua.'

23. 'Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e kūleʻa i ka wā mua, e hoʻāʻo e hana e like me ka ʻōlelo a kou makuahine iā ʻoe e hana mai ka hoʻomaka ʻana.'

24. 'O ka makuahine: Hooikaikaia e ke aloha. Mālama ʻia e ka waina.'

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25. ʻO ka hapa nui o kaʻu ʻai ʻana i nā meaʻai ʻaʻole i pau kaʻu mau keiki.' — Carrie Underwood

26. ʻO kēlā mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo, nā mea āu e lohe ai e pili ana i ka hānau keiki a me ka makuahine - he ʻoiaʻiʻo lākou a pau. A ʻo ia mau mea a pau nā mea nani loa āu e ʻike ai.' — Penelope Cruz

27. Ua ʻike anei ʻoe i ka wā e loaʻa ai kāu mau keiki ʻaʻole ʻoe e u hou iā ʻoe iho? Aia ma ka liʻiliʻi loa kekahi o lākou me ʻoe i nā manawa a pau. — Jennifer Garner

28. Aia kekahi mea e hoʻoikaika nui i ka hele ʻana, 'Hell, hiki iaʻu ke hana i kēia! Hiki iaʻu ke hana i kēia mau mea a pau!’ ʻO ia ka mea kupanaha e pili ana i nā makuahine, hiki iā ʻoe no ka mea pono ʻoe, a hana wale ʻoe. — Kate Winslet

29. ʻO kaʻu ʻāpana punahele e pili ana i ka lilo ʻana i makuahine, ʻo kaʻu manaʻo he koʻikoʻi loa ia, akā ʻaʻole pili i kou luhi, hauʻoli loa ia. ʻAʻohe mea. — Khloé Kardashian

30. Inā ʻaʻole au ma ka hana, makemake wale au e noho i ka home a pāʻina me kaʻu kanaka liʻiliʻi—a ʻo ka 'party' ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻoiaʻiʻo, he mau pōʻai pau ʻole o 'Itsy Bitsy Spider. — Olivia Wilde

31. 'E like me nā mākua a pau, hana wale māua me ka'u kāne i ka mea maika'i loa a mākou e hiki ai, a ho'opa'a i ko mākou hanu, me ka mana'olana ua ho'oka'awale mākou i ke kālā e uku ai i ka lā'au lapa'au o kā mākou mau keiki. — Michelle Pfeiffer

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32. No ke aha i hoʻomaopopo ʻole ai nā keiki ʻaʻole no lākou kā lākou hiamoe ʻana akā no mākou? — Alyson Hannigan

33. ʻO ka lilo ʻana i makuahine noʻu, ʻo ia hoʻi, ua ʻae ʻoe i nā makahiki he 16 e hiki mai ana o kou ola, e loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi ʻeke ʻeke. — Nia Vardalos

34. ''ʻAʻole wau e manaʻo pēlā e mama!' ʻo ia ka mea a kaʻu keiki i ʻōlelo ai ma hope, 'Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻoluʻolu e ʻohi i ka popcorn āu i hoʻolei ai a puni?'' - Anna Faris

35. ʻO ka mea maʻamau ka lanakila o koʻu lā, ʻike ʻoe, e hana ana nā mea a pau i ka ipuhao. —Julia Roberts

36. Ua pilikia nui koʻu makuahine iaʻu, akā manaʻo wau ua hauʻoli ʻo ia. — Maka Twain

37. Inā holo maoli ka evolution, pehea lā ʻelua wale nō lima o nā makuahine? — Milton Berle

38. ʻElua mau koho i ka papa kuhikuhi a koʻu makuahine: E lawe a waiho paha. — Buddy Hackett

39. Ke nīnau kou makuahine, 'Makemake anei ʻoe i kahi ʻōlelo aʻo?' ʻAʻole pili inā pane ʻoe i ka ʻae a i ʻole. E loaʻa nō iā ʻoe. — Erma Bombeck

40. ʻAʻole au i ʻōwili piha i koʻu poʻo i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo aia kekahi kanaka ma ka hope. Heluhelu pau ʻole wau e pili ana i ka hāpai ʻana a me ka mea e ʻai ai a me ka mea e ʻai ʻole ai. A laila ʻano mākaukau ʻole wau no ka pēpē maoli. — Ellie Kemper

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