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Hoʻololi iki mākou a pau ma hope o kekahi mau pōʻai o ka booze, akā ʻike maoli mākou pehea hoʻololi ʻia? Ma lalo, ua paʻa mākou i kahi aniani i kou ʻona ʻona, e pili ana i kāu hōʻailona zodiac. Manaʻo: Inā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo nei, ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole wau kēia, a laila makemake paha ʻoe e nīnau i kāu hoa Virgo maikaʻi loa no ka manaʻo ʻelua. Akā inā mākaukau ʻoe e lohe i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ...

PILI: ʻO nā hōʻailona Zodiac leʻaleʻa, hoʻonohonoho ʻia

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19): Jock Drunk

'E hele wale kāua i ka hale haʻuki i kēia manawa!' ʻO ia kekahi mea i makemake koke ʻia e ka hipa kāne ʻona e hana—ʻoiai inā he ʻuala ka moe maʻamau. Ke ʻona lākou, makemake lākou i ka hoʻokūkū hoʻokūkū maikaʻi a i ʻole ka mokomoko lima e hōʻike aku i ko lākou ikaika kiʻekiʻe (eia hou, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻole lākou). Noho ka poʻe Aries i loko o ko lākou kino, a ke ʻeha ko lākou kino i ka ʻeha, me he mea lā ua hāʻawi ʻia lākou i ka superhero pass a lākou i makemake mau ai e hoʻokino i ko lākou mau manaʻo āpau. ʻO ka mea pōʻino, ua pau kēlā mau mana me kēlā me kēia moleke waiʻona i hoʻokahe ʻia, e waiho ana iā lākou i nā poʻo a me nā ʻiʻo ʻeha. Me ka mana nui hiki mai ka ho'ōla nui.

Taurus (ʻApelila 20 - Mei 20): Stealth Drunk

Hoʻomaka ia me ka inu hoʻokahi, a laila kekahi, a laila ua kauoha ʻoe i kahi pōʻai hou, a laila hoʻokahi hou. ʻAe koke, ua ʻona nui ʻoe, akā ʻoluʻolu kou hoa Taurus ma aneʻi. He hanohano ko Taureans (ʻo ia ka mana Venusian ma ka hana), a he mea paʻakikī ke hoʻolilo iā lākou i mea naʻaupō, ʻoiai lākou he naʻaupō loa. Ma hope o ke ahiahi lōʻihi o ke ana ʻana i ka indulgence (bon mots a me bon bons, paha), e ala aʻe ka Taurus a hina, me ka nani loa, a ʻike ʻoe, wow, ua ʻoi aku ka ʻona ma mua o ko lākou ʻike. He mea ʻē aʻe a lākou e hana ai ma mua o ka hapa nui.

Gemini (Mei 21 - Iune 20): Splls Tea Drunk

Ua paʻakikī ʻo Gemini e hoʻolaha i ka ʻike, ʻaʻole hūnā. No laila, ke hoʻohaʻahaʻa ka waiʻona i ko lākou mau haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa i ka wā e pili ana i ka ʻōlelo ʻōlelo, e kahe ke kī ma nā wahi āpau. ʻO ka inu ʻana he haʻuki kaiapili, a ʻo Geminis ka pilina ma o ke kamaʻilio ʻana a me nā manaʻo like. He aha ka manawa maikaʻi e hoʻohui ai ma mua o ka hoʻololi ʻana i nā mea huna wela hou - a i ʻole nā ​​​​mea hoʻopaʻapaʻa hoʻopaʻapaʻa a lākou i ʻike ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i ka nahele? Hoʻohewa ʻia nā hopena; ʻike lākou hiki iā lākou ke kamaʻilio i ko lākou ala mai ia kakahiaka aʻe.

Ka maʻi maʻi (Iun 21 - July 22): Crying Drunk

Aia ma lalo iho o ka pāpaʻi kahi puʻupuʻu palupalu e ʻike wale i ko lākou pōʻai i loko. Eia naʻe, hiki i ka waiʻona ke hoʻokaʻawale i kāu maʻi maʻi maʻamau no ka manawa lōʻihi e wehe i ka puka wai o ko lākou mau manaʻo, ʻo ia hoʻi ka waimaka. ʻAʻole pili ke ʻano o ka manaʻo, e kahe mai ia e like me ka wai kai mai ko lākou mau maka. ʻOiai ua hauʻoli lākou a i ʻole naʻaupō loa a i ʻole ka luhi wale nō, me ka ʻole o kā lākou pale maʻamau, ua mākaukau lākou e uē. E mākaukau wale e hoʻohālike ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike iā lākou e hoʻohaʻahaʻa i ko lākou kiaʻi i ka lā aʻe.

Leo (Iulai 23 - Augate 22): High Drama Drunk

Nā kukui, kamera, ʻona! Hiki iā Leo ke hana i kahi papa o ka papahele lumi ʻauʻau, a inā ʻo ia kahi i hoʻopaʻa ʻia ai lākou i kēlā pō, e hana lākou e like me lākou ma Carnegie Hall. ʻO ka karaoke paha, nā mea inu ʻona, ke kūʻē ʻana i ka poʻe i hana hewa iā lākou, ʻaʻohe mea pili. Ua mākaukau ʻo Leo boozy e hoʻolilo iā ia i manawa kūpono i ka Instagramming. E lohe ʻoe i nā ʻōlelo hoʻopono, nā leo i nā pae like ʻole o ka pololei a me ka hoʻomaka ʻana o kā lākou brand pilikino hou. No ke kumukuai o kekahi mau cocktails.

ʻO Virgo (ʻAukake 23 - Sept 22): Bitchy Drunk

He mea maikaʻi ʻaʻole hewa ʻo Virgo, no ka mea, ʻike lākou i nā nāwaliwali o kēlā me kēia kanaka. ʻO ka mea e pili ana i kahi Virgo ʻo ia ke hoʻohewa lākou iā ʻoe, hana lākou no ka mea makemake maoli lākou e kōkua. Ua ʻike lākou ua kau ʻia lākou ma kēia honua e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i nā mea e like me ko lākou kūlana kiʻekiʻe. No laila, i ka loaʻa ʻana o ka ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo liʻiliʻi, ʻoi aku ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ma mua o ka mea maʻamau. Inā ʻo kāu resume a i ʻole kou lole i ʻike ʻole ʻia, e hōʻike ʻo Virgos iā ʻoe. A i loko o ke ahi o kā lākou hoʻohewa ʻana i ka waiʻona, e hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻia ʻoe. Amene.

PILI: ʻO ka hoʻohālikelike ʻana i ka maʻi maʻi: ʻO kāu mau hōʻailona Zodiac kūpono loa, hoʻonoho ʻia

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 21): Lovey Dovey Drunk

'Aloha wau iā 'oe!!!' He mea ia e ʻōlelo ai ka mea ʻona Libra mai ka manawa i pā ai ka pana mua i ko lākou mau lehelehe. ʻO ka Libra e pili ana i ke aloha ma kona mau ʻano a pau, a hiki i hoʻokahi kīʻaha waina ke hoʻokiʻekiʻe i kahi kamaʻāina hou i ke kūlana hoaaloha maikaʻi loa. Makemake nā Libra e hoʻokipa i nā mea a pau, a loaʻa iā lākou kahi makemake kūlohelohe no ke kaulike (nānā: nā unahi). Manaʻo e ʻike iā lākou e alakaʻi ana i kahi pōʻai o nā toasts, kahi e loaʻa ai i nā mea a pau i ka manawa hōʻoia. ʻO ka hapa maikaʻi loa? Hoʻopau kēlā me kēia ʻōlelo me kahi inu ʻē aʻe.

Scorpio (ʻOkakopa 22 - Nov 21): ʻAʻona hoʻowalewale

A ʻo ka makana no ka nui o ka nānā ʻana i nā maka nani i ka wā i ʻai ʻia e hele i...Scorpio. ʻO ka inoa o ka moʻo huelo ʻawaʻawa no ka moe kolohe nui ʻia e unuhi maoli ʻia (ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ia ka hōʻailona o ka makemake ponoʻī, kākau nui). Akā inā e paʻi ka Scorpio i kekahi, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o kā lākou flirts i ʻike ʻole ʻia ma kahi o ʻelua a ʻekolu paha. Paʻa pono ko lākou kiaʻi i ka wā e noʻonoʻo maikaʻi ai lākou, akā i ka wā e iho ai nā paia, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ko lākou makewai maoli ʻana i ke aloha a me ka nānā ʻana (ʻo ia ka mea, no ka moʻolelo, kūpono loa). Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kāu wahi Scorpio haʻahaʻa e kau ana i ko lākou ʻūhā ma ke kihi, e ʻakaʻaka ana i kā lākou ʻakaʻaka a me ka hana ʻana i kēlā neʻe hoʻopā poʻohiwi e hana mau ana. ʻAe, hana ia i ka wā lakou hana iā ia.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Dancing Drunk

He poʻe leo nui a hauʻoli hoʻi nā Centaurs, no laila, ʻo ka hoʻohui ʻana i ka waiʻona i ka hui ʻana e lawe wale i nā mea mai laila. He hōʻailona kino ʻo Sagittarius, no laila makemake lākou iā ʻoe e hōʻike i ka papahele hula, kahi e haehae ai lākou me kekahi mau mele mele a lākou i hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻole ai i ko lākou lumi. ʻO lākou nā clowns papa o ka zodiac, no laila ʻaʻole lākou makaʻu i ka nānā ʻana i ka naʻaupō - ʻo ia hoʻi ke ʻano maikaʻi loa kā lākou neʻe ʻana. Ke loaʻa iā ʻoe ka puʻuwai a me ka ʻuhane o kahi hōkū pop, ʻaʻole pono ʻoe i ka polish.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Sober Drunk

ʻOiaʻiʻo, hoʻopaʻa ʻia nā Capricorns i ka wā e makemake ai lākou, akā naʻe lākou i haku a ʻoihana no ka mea i loko o ko lākou psyches makemake lākou e mākaukau no ka hiki ke holo iā Michelle Obama (ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike). Hoʻokomo nā Capricorn i nā hana a lākou e makemake ai, a i ka wā e inu ai lākou, loaʻa iā lākou ʻoihana ʻona. 'O ia ho'i, hiki iā lākou ke komo i ka hālāwai ho'omaka o nā nīnauele ma kahi hui kāma'a ke'oke'o. Ua ona maoli anei lakou? ʻAe, inā ʻo ka nīnau inā pono lākou e hoʻokele i ka home. Akā ma ka ʻuhane a me ka ʻuhane? ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole lākou.

Aquarius (Ian. 20 - Feb 18): 'ona . Debater

Makemake ka Aquarius ʻona e hoʻolohe nā mea a pau iā lākou i kēia manawa! Ma hope o nā mea a pau, lākou he e pili ana i ka hoʻoponopono pono ʻana i ka hoʻololi ʻana i ke aniau/ke like ʻole ka loaʻa kālā/ka moʻomeheu ponoʻī, inā hiki iā lākou ke hōʻoiaʻiʻo iā ʻoe ʻo kā lākou hiʻohiʻona incredibly prescient a me ka ʻike ʻo ia ka mea pololei. ʻIke, manaʻo ka poʻe Aquarians ua pololei lākou i nā manawa a pau (ka hopena ʻaoʻao o ka lilo ʻana i ke akamai o ka zodiac), no laila ke loaʻa iā lākou ka leo, hoʻomaka lākou i ke ʻano hoʻolaha piha, mākaukau e hālāwai me nā poʻo kūʻē. ʻO ka maikaʻi o kou manawa e like paha me ka nui o kou ʻae ʻana me lākou.

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): High Drunk

E loaʻa i nā iʻa pahee o ka zodiac ke kihi liʻiliʻi mamao loa o kēlā me kēia pāʻina a hoʻomoana ma waho. Ke hahai nei lākou i nā vibes ma ke ʻano o ka flounder chase plankton, a hele maoli lākou i nā kamaʻilio koʻikoʻi loa, nā meaʻai ʻono loa a me ka ikehu uhane. ʻO Pisces ka hōʻailona o ka ʻona (e wehewehe i kēlā ākea), a ʻo ko lākou pae kumu o ka empathy a me ka intuition he kūlana kiʻekiʻe. ʻO ke kumu, ke ʻona lākou, ʻano kiʻekiʻe nō hoʻi. A hiki iā lākou ke hoʻololi i kou ola inā ʻoe e ʻae iā lākou.

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