E nā maʻi maʻi, aloha mākou iā ʻoe - inā ʻaʻole no kou makemake e uē i loko o kahi lumi ʻaʻahu H&M i ka lohe ʻana i kahi mele Enya, a laila ʻoiaʻiʻo no ke ʻano o kou hoʻopaʻa ʻana i kahi ʻōmole liʻiliʻi o ka ibuprofen i loko o kāu ʻeke inā loaʻa kekahi - ʻo kēlā me kēia. poʻo poʻo . ʻO ʻoe ka makuahine hōʻailona o ka honua, hiki iā ia ke hana i ka pilina… hoihoi. (Oedipus complex, kekahi?) Mai hopohopo. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o kekahi mau hōʻailona ma mua o nā mea ʻē aʻe.
PILI : ʻO nā hōʻailona Zodiac 3 i inaina nui ʻia (a no ke aha lākou i hūnā ai i ka maikaʻi loa)
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ʻO ka mea mālama hope loa, ʻaʻole e haʻalele ʻo Cancer iā ʻoe e kau ana ke hele mai ʻoe iā ia me kahi pilikia. ʻO kēia mau pāpaʻi manaʻo nui e noho i lalo a kamaʻilio iā ʻoe i kekahi hopohopo, inā he hōʻike nui ma ka hana a i ʻole pehea e hoʻoponopono ai i kahi kūlana paʻakikī, mākaukau mau lākou me ka pepeiao e hoʻolohe, he poʻohiwi e uē ai. a kekahi mau Häagen-Daz ma ka papa.
Akā ʻoiai mākou e aloha iā lākou no ko lākou ʻano hānai, hiki i kēia mau mea koʻikoʻi koʻikoʻi ke pili iki. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, no ka mea hāʻawi nui lākou iā lākou iho, hiki i nā Cancers ke manaʻo maʻalahi i ka mālama ʻole ʻia ke loaʻa ʻole lākou i ka pae like o ka nānā ʻana. ʻO nā mea liʻiliʻi e like me ka leka uila ʻole ʻana i ka pō maikaʻi a i ʻole poina e hōʻike iā lākou e hele ana ʻoe i ka ʻaina ahiahi ma hope o ka hana hiki ke hoʻokuʻu iā lākou i lalo i kahi wormhole naʻau, no laila e hoʻomaopopo pono i kāu mau kamaʻilio kamaʻilio e like me ka par.
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iwakālua2012. Aquarius
ʻO nā Aquarians a me nā maʻi maʻi e like me nā mea kū'ē ma kaʻili -ʻoiai i kekahi manawa kahi i hanaʻia ai nā mea hoʻokipa ikaika loa. Makemake ka poʻe Aquarians i nā ala hou o ka noʻonoʻo a ʻimi nui e hoʻopili ma kahi pae naʻauao. ʻAʻole dummies ka maʻi kanesa, akā pili lākou i ka pae puʻuwai. ʻO ka mea maʻamau o lāua ʻelua, he poʻe ʻoluʻolu loa lāua - inā he kumu politika a he leʻaleʻa niche paha, hui pū kēia mau mea ʻelua i ka wā e ʻike ai lāua i kahi mea a lāua e manaʻo nui ai. Malia paha he pō liʻiliʻi kēia, kahi e hiki ai iā Aquarius ke hōʻike i nā ʻoiaʻiʻo maoli a lākou e mālama ai, a hiki i ka Cancer ke kaʻana like i kēlā me kēia lā mōʻaukala a me ka manawa i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i loko o ko lākou lolo mai ka papa ʻehiku (ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike ua hoʻoholo ʻia ka Stamp Act i ka makahiki 1765? ʻO kāu maʻi maʻi kūloko i hana ...). Ke hiki i kēia mau mea ʻelua ke nānā aku i ka mea e hoʻohui iā lāua ma mua o ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana iā lāua, hiki iā lāua ke lanakila nui…
11. Aries
He hoʻokūkū paʻakikī paha kēia. ʻAe, he mea hoʻowalewale i ka wā mua ... ʻO ka ikaika o Aries he hyper-masculine, leʻaleʻa a me ka ʻoihana, ʻo ia kekahi mea e huki ai i nā maʻi maʻi. Akā hiki iā lākou ke kaulana no ka hoʻomaka ʻana i nā mea a ʻaʻole i hoʻopau, ʻoiai ʻo Cancers ke ʻano kūʻē: ʻaʻole e hoʻokuʻu. ʻO ke kī o kēia paʻa ʻana ʻo ke ahonui. Makemake ʻo Aries e neʻe wikiwiki, akā inā hiki iā lākou ke hoʻokaʻawale i ko lākou hoihoi i ka hōʻike mālie ʻana i ka pāpaʻi i ka manawa i aloha ʻia a mālama ʻia lākou, hiki ke pahū ka kemika. Makemake nā maʻi maʻi i ka hoʻomana ʻia, a makemake ʻo Aries i ka hōʻike ʻana i kā lākou mau hoa a hoʻolilo iā lākou e like me nā hōkū pōhaku. ʻO ka hui ʻana o kēia mau mea ʻelua hiki ke hana i kahi ʻano ʻano kaulana - ʻālohilohi a charismatic; akā ʻike mākou a pau i ka nui o nā pilina kaulana i pau: messily.
gilaxia/Getty Images10. Sagittarius
Ua ʻike mua mākou ʻaʻole hui maikaʻi ke ahi a me ka wai. He ahi a leo nui ʻo Sagittarius, he ʻakaʻaka hoʻomākeʻaka, e ʻakaʻaka ana i nā diatribes 45 mau minuke e pili ana i ke ʻano o kā lākou hoʻomana hou. ʻaʻole he hoʻomana, akā he kaiāulu aloha maluhia (ma hea, ʻae, pono ʻoe e mōhai i kahi manamana wāwae e hui ai, akā pehea?!). Akā he mea nui ko kēia mau mea ʻelua: KA ʻAʻai. ʻO ke ala i ko lākou puʻuwai aia ma ko lākou ʻōpū, a hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike iā lāua ʻelua e kali ana ma ka laina ʻekolu hola no ka mea i manaʻo ʻia ʻo ka ʻāpana pizza maikaʻi loa ma Brooklyn. A he lā maikaʻi loa kēlā, ʻoiai me Sagittarius monologing ma waena o nā nahu a me Cancer e ʻai ana i ko lākou mau manaʻo e pili ana i ka hoʻopilikia ʻana i ka manaʻo o kahi hoʻomana hou ...
PILI: ʻO kēia, nā lima i lalo, ka Horniest 2 Zodiac hōʻailona
9. Gemini
He nui nā ʻano maikaʻi o Geminis e lawe mai i kekahi hui aloha: He ʻakaʻaka lākou, hoihoi, naʻauao loa, ʻimi a makemake i ka manawa maikaʻi. Hiki paha iā lākou ke hoʻonāukiuki i kahi Cancer, akā pono lākou i kahi liʻiliʻi ʻoi aku ka nui o kēlā mau mea paʻa paʻakikī e hoʻomau i ka pilina. ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake nā Cancers i ka leʻaleʻa, akā pono lākou i nā hōʻoia o ka kūpaʻa, ʻaʻole a E ʻōlelo i kekahi mea ʻO ka hōʻailona boombox ma hope o hoʻokahi pule o ka hoʻi ʻole ʻana i ka leka uila. Ke hoʻāʻo nei nā maʻi maʻi e kūkulu i kahi wā e hiki mai ana ma ʻaneʻi, e ka poʻe! Pono ka pāpaʻi e manaʻo kūikawā, a he aha ka mea a mākou e ʻike ai e pili ana iā Peter Pan? ʻAʻole ia e ulu.
wundervisuals/Getty Images8. Leo
ʻO Leo nā luna. He wela kēlā. He alakaʻi nō hoʻi lākou. He paʻakikī kēlā no ka pāpaʻi. ʻOiai ʻo Cancers e hoʻowalewale ʻia i ka charisma kūlohelohe o Leos, hiki i kā lākou pomposity a me ka haʻalulu ke hoʻolilo iā Cancers i ʻōwili i ko lākou mau maka-he aloha paha lākou, akā ʻaʻole lākou naʻaupō. ʻOiai e hana ana ʻo Leos i nā kegstands a ʻaihue i ka mic karaoke ma ka pāʻina lā hānau o kāu hoaaloha, ʻaʻole mahalo ʻo Cancers. ʻO ke ala wale nō e puhi ai kēia pāʻani me ka Leo hiki ke kaʻana like i ke kukui. ʻO ka ... laki maikaʻi!
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7. Libra
Makemake nā Libra i ke aloha kuʻuna, e like me Cancers, akā ʻo kā lākou hele ʻana he maʻamau a me ka noʻonoʻo, ma mua o ka naʻau. ʻO kēia keel e hoʻolilo iā lākou i mea hoʻokipa maikaʻi loa, akā ʻoiai lākou e schmoozing a hoʻomālamalama i ko lākou kukui i kēlā me kēia mea like (ua hōʻailona ʻia lākou e nā unahi no ke kumu), e hoʻowahāwahā ʻia ka makemake aloha Cancer ʻaʻole ʻo lākou wale nō ka VIP. i loko o ka lumi. Inā hiki i ka Libra ke hōʻoiaʻiʻo i ka pāpaʻi ma ka hohonu loa, ka pae o ka naʻau i hoʻolaʻa ʻia, a laila e hauʻoli kēia mau mea ʻelua i kahi pilina Instagram-pono. Nā kiʻi kaʻa kaʻa ma Montauk, selfies ma ka Eiffel Tower a me ʻelua ʻāpana o ka ice cream. Akā he mea nui kēlā ina .
iwakālua206. Capricorn
Ke koʻikoʻi nei nā Capricorns i ko lākou mau wā e hiki mai ana, a ke kaʻana like nei lākou i kahi ʻano ʻakaʻaka maloʻo me ka pāpaʻi i hoʻokomo ʻia. Ke hana ʻoe me kahi Capricorn (a male male ʻo ia he ʻoihana), aia ʻoe i nā lima maikaʻi. Hiki i nā Capricorns ke ʻano anuanu, akā i ka manawa i pau ai lākou i ka hana no ka lā, hiki iā lākou ke mālama nui a mālama. Inā he hana nā pilina, aia nā Capricorns e hana i ka hana, a ʻo ia ka mea maʻamau i mea paʻa paʻa. Hoʻokahi mea like o kēia mau mea ʻelua, ʻo ia ka mālama pilikino i kā lākou ʻoihana pilikino a hōʻike i kahi alo ikaika a hui pū. ʻO ka hui pū ʻana, ʻo kēia mau mea ʻoi loa ka mana o nā moeʻuhane o kēlā me kēia. ʻAe, ʻo ʻoe ʻo Will lāua ʻo Kate.
5. Ka ma'i 'a'ai
Hoʻomaopopo nā pāpaʻi i ke koʻikoʻi o ka palekana i kekahi, a i ka wā e paʻi ai, e hoʻomaka koke kēia mau mea ʻelua i ke kūkulu ʻana i ka wā e hiki mai ana. ʻO kēia ka kāne i hoʻolei i nā pāʻina hale nani akā hele i waho no ka inu ʻana ma hope o ka hana. ʻAʻole ia ʻaʻole lākou pilikanaka, ʻo ia wale nō ka maʻalahi o nā mea ke hele ʻoe iā lākou, ʻaʻole? Ke komo ʻoe i loko o ka pūpū pāpaʻi, e hānai lākou iā ʻoe, e hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ʻoe, e nānā i nā mea āu e makemake ai ma Netflix, a me nā mea ʻē aʻe, akā he poʻe home lākou. Eia nō naʻe, ʻaʻole kūpaʻa ʻo Cancers. Aloha lākou i nā keiki a kaʻana like i ka hana o ka hānai ʻana iā lākou (e hilinaʻi ana ma ka home!), A i ka wā e koho ai i kahi noho hou a i ʻole ka pena pena no ka foyer, ʻike pono kēia mau mea akamai i ka nui o ia hoʻoholo.
iwakālua203. Taurus
'Ōlelo like nā Tauruses a me Cancers i ka ʻōlelo aloha: ʻO ke kālā. He kani, akā ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻike ʻia ka pipi no ka maikaʻi o ka mālama kālā, a koʻikoʻi ka Cancer i ka hoʻolālā ʻana no ka wā e hiki mai ana. ʻO ka palekana noʻonoʻo a me ke kālā e hele pū me nā hōʻailona ʻelua. Akā, o manaʻo ʻoe he mercenary kēia, aloha ʻole, e hoʻomanaʻo ʻo Tauruses, e like me Cancers, makemake lākou i nā puʻuwai aloha a me nā pua. Ke kamaʻilio nei mākou i nā pua lilia calla no ke kumu ʻole (!), ʻauʻau ʻauʻau a me nā papa kuke kuke. Ke ʻike nei mākou i kēlā kiʻi ʻauʻau mai Na Alahaka o Madison County i kou wā e hiki mai ana… hoʻemi ʻia kēlā manaʻo pili.
PILI: ʻO nā pairings zodiac loa loa - ʻo ia ka hōʻailona ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e launa
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4. Virgo
ʻO kēia ka pāʻani e nīnau ai i ka nīnau: ʻO wai ka mea e hoʻomāʻona i ka poʻe pamperers? Makemake ʻo Virgo e lawelawe, a aloha ʻo Cancer i ka makuahine. ʻOiai ʻo ia ka mea kūpono (e hana maikaʻi ka wai o Cancer me ka honua o Virgo), he ʻano liʻiliʻi kēia mau mea ʻelua. pū kekahi like no ko lakou pono ponoi — laua i ka tug-o-kaua mau e lilo i ka mea e kiʻi i nā kīʻaha a laila passive-agressively hoʻopiʻi e pili ana ia ma hope. Akā inā lākou i kēlā wahi maikaʻi, e lilo lākou i passive-agressive hui pu . He hele wāwae lōʻihi i ka paka piha i ke kamaʻilio hohonu? Kupaianaha. He hele wāwae lōʻihi i loko o ka paka e ʻōhumu ana i nā disses i kēlā me kēia mea e hele ana? ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi.
2. Pisces
ʻO Pisces, nā hōʻailona wai, hohonu a me ka naʻau. Nalo maoli lākou iā lākou iho i ke aloha. He nūhou maikaʻi kēlā no kahi Cancer, ʻaʻole makemake wale i ke kūpaʻa akā ʻo kekahi e ʻae iā lākou e mālama iā lākou. Hōʻike ka hui martyr maoli o Pisces i kahi hoʻokūkū kūpono no ka ʻuhane hānai o ka pāpaʻi ma o ka hāʻawi ʻana i ka haipule maʻemaʻe. E kākau paha lākou i kahi mele aloha i ka lā no hoʻokahi makahiki a hoʻopau wale i ka helu ʻana i kahi palapala puke a hoʻolaʻa iā ia i kā lākou muse, kā lākou Cancer aloha.
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1. Scorpio
Manaʻo kekahi Cancer maʻamau Romeo & Iulieta ʻo ia ka moʻolelo aloha kūpono a hoʻokahi wale nō hewa kamaʻilio nui. ʻO ia no ka mea makemake lākou i ka hoʻokō a pono e ʻike i kā lākou mau hoa i loko o ia no ka lōʻihi. I nā huaʻōlelo ʻē aʻe, pono ʻoe e haki i kēlā pūpū paʻakikī e kiʻi i kēlā ʻai pāpaʻi momona. Scorpios, kaulana hilinaʻi, possessive a me ka lili, loaʻa i ka tenacity e hōʻoiaʻiʻoʻaʻole lākou e holo wale a make paha, ua holo a make, e like me ka, 'a hiki i ka make e hookaawale. ʻIke? He mea weliweli ia, akā, no ka Cancer, he nani ke aloha. ʻO Scorpio, ʻo Scorpio! No ke aha ʻoe ʻo Scorpio?
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