'The Real Housewives of New York' Season 10 Episode 9: The White Elephant in the Room

Nā Inoa MaikaʻI Loa No Nā Keiki

Hoʻomaka mākou i ka Berkshires me ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻana a Bethenny lāua ʻo Carole. ʻAʻole e hoʻoponopono i ke kūlana… aka , Makemake maopopo ʻo Bethenny iā Carole e makuahine iā ia, e ʻapo iā ia a haʻi iā ia, He mea kupanaha kāu e hana nei no Puerto Rico. Pono lākou iā ʻoe. ʻO ia wale nō ka wehewehe ʻae ʻia no ke ʻano o ka hana ʻana o Bethenny-e like me kahi ʻōpio haʻahaʻa, e koi ana i nā palena o kāna mea e ʻōlelo ai i kona makuahine e ʻike inā e aloha mau ʻo ia iā ia. Ua ʻoi aku ʻoe i kou ʻano a me kou kala lauoho a me Tinsley, i unuhi ʻia i: E haʻi mai ʻoe aloha iaʻu!!!!



He mea kaumaha loa a me ka makemake ʻole mākou e hāʻawi i nā helu Lu iā ia ke kaumaha a me ke kaumaha. ʻO ia ka mea hoʻohenehene o kēia pāʻina, e hoʻokani ana ma ka hema a me ka ʻākau ma ka hakakā ʻana o Bethenny lāua ʻo Carole e pili ana iā Adam the Operator me he mea lā he mea pili iā ia a me he mea lā ua maopopo iā ia ke ʻano o Bethenny e ka mea hoʻohana. Hoʻohana ʻo ia i kaʻu kaikamahine a me ʻoe, hoʻōho ʻo Lu mai nā koko ihu. ʻOy. A i ka wā i hoʻolei pono ʻole ai ʻo Carole ua kapa ʻo Bethenny iā Lu he mea pio - ʻo Bethenny i hōʻole akā ʻae ʻo ia kona manao—Aole hiki ia Lu ke hookuu aku. He mea ʻakaʻaka i kēia manawa, ke nānā aku nei i kahi wahine hoʻopunipuni e hōʻeha nui ʻia e kēlā ʻano haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa, akā i ka wā i hoʻokuʻu ai ʻo Lu i kahi pūʻulu o nā wahine a hoʻopaʻa iā lākou i loko o kahi saladi wahine, ʻike mākou ua hewa kekahi mea. ʻAʻohe mea nāna e mālama.



pono o ka hua no ka lauoho

ʻIke ʻoe, e like me nā home nahā, ke hakakā nā mākua, hāʻule nui ma ke ala. ʻAʻole ʻokoʻa ke kaua aliʻi o Bethenny lāua ʻo Carole. ʻO ia ka mea ʻālohilohi ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau i ka pāʻina ʻaina pohihihi pepehi kanaka ke kōkua akā e hoʻolohe. A ʻoiai ʻo ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻana o ka makuahine a me ka makuahine i ke kahua waena, nalo lākou a pau i ke kahua o ke keiki pilikia ʻo Luann, nona nā ʻeha male male e hoʻopuʻi ana ma lalo o ka ʻili. Ke wehe ʻoe i nā papa āpau - ʻo ka wig Diana Ross, ka ʻulaʻula, ka ʻōlelo turquoise, ka penthouse, ka mea kūʻai waiwai '90s, ke kaikamahine i pili iā Adamu - he wahine ʻeha ʻoe me ka pilikia inu i hoʻopaʻa ʻia no ka pōʻino. Kahakai Pālima.

ʻO ka mea pōʻino loa o kēia pōʻino ʻo Shakespearean ʻo ia ka mea i kamaʻāina i ka hoʻopakele pōʻino ma waho o kāna pāʻani. ʻO ka maʻamau, hiki iā Bethenny ke ʻike i kēia ʻino Luann mai kahi mile mai kahi mamao aku a haʻi iā ia ua inu nui ʻo ia. Akā ʻo Bethenny ka piha piha o ka nutty i kēia manawa, e kuhi ana iā Ramona a kāhea aku i kekahi mea iā Kevin, kāna mea hoʻokele, no laila ʻaʻole mākou e aʻa e kākau… He mea hoʻohaʻahaʻa wale ia, a ʻo ia ka mea a Bethenny i hana ai i ka poʻe āna i manaʻoʻiʻo ai he hewa iā lākou: Hāpai ʻo ia i ke ahi ma luna o kona poʻe ʻenemi, ʻaʻole no ka pepehi ʻana iā lākou, akā no ka hīmeni ʻana i nā ʻaʻahu, a pau kāna hana, haʻalulu lākou a ʻōlohelohe. (Inā ʻaʻole ʻo Bethenny he Scorpio, e lilo mākou—OK, Googled wale nō. He 100 pakeneka ʻo ia he Scorpio. ʻOiaʻiʻo.)

Hoʻi hou i ke kūlanakauhale, hoʻoponopono ʻo Sonja i kahi poho i haki ʻia mai kahi apo kino poina ʻole ma kahi o 2008 (he ʻumi mau makahiki i hala aku nei, nā kānaka) a me Bethenny host. kekahi ahaaina hoomaha, a Nuioka E noʻonoʻo ʻoe i ka pāʻina hoʻomaha—no nā kānaka ʻeono i loko o Berkshires. Manaʻo ʻo Bethenny iā ia iho he mea hoʻokipa maikaʻi loa, akā e nānā ana i kāna kuhikuhi ʻana i ke chef sushi a ʻōlelo iā Carole, ʻAʻole maikaʻi kēia? ʻaʻole manaʻo he mea hoʻokipa maikaʻi e hana ai. Ua like ia me kahi kūlana hostage.



Akā, haʻalele mākou. ʻOiai he nui loa ka metala a me ka ʻālohilohi a paʻakikī ke kālele ʻana i kā mākou ʻike maka, ua hiki iā mākou ke hana i kahi pāʻani leʻaleʻa o ka ʻelepani keʻokeʻo i hoʻopiha ʻia me ka mea hui nani. mea hoʻomaʻemaʻe (pehea… maikaʻi?), he ʻeke ʻili, kekahi mau serum anti-aging ʻaʻole na Ramona a me kahi pahu o Hanky ​​Pankys. ʻO ka pièce de résistance, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ia kekahi o nā makana elephant keʻokeʻo, akā he nutcracker ka nui o ke ola no ke kaikamahine a Bethenny i hāʻawi ʻia e kahi kanaka manuahi. salakeke nui Dorinda.

Nui nā mea hewa i kēia hiʻohiʻona. ʻO ka mea hoʻokahi, no ka ʻōlelo ʻana o kāu keiki makemake lākou i ka nutcracker ka nui o ke ola, ʻaʻole ia e loaʻa iā ʻoe na lākou. He mea weliweli, e like me ka mea o ka moeʻuhane. A ʻaʻohe ala a Brynn e hāʻawi ai i hoʻokahi hoot e pili ana i ke kakahiaka. Eia kekahi, pehea ka paʻakikī o ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi nutcracker nui? Lawe lākou i nā puka āpau o ka ʻāina i ka wā Kalikimaka. A ʻae, manaʻo mākou e hiki iā mākou ke kamaʻilio e pili ana i kēia mea no ka mea he lālā ko mākou ʻohana (makemake e noho inoa ʻole) nāna i hōʻiliʻili i nā nutcrackers kiʻekiʻe (ma laila. ʻo ia ia mea) me ka hoʻolauleʻa ʻana iā Hanukkah. Ua ʻike mākou mai ka ʻike mua ʻana he hoihoi kēia e ulu aʻe ʻo Brynn a hilahila iki i ka wā e hiki mai ana. Pono lākou e ʻokiʻoki i ka nutcracker e hoʻohana ai i mea e hoʻā ai i ke ahi kaumaha o Bethenny.

I uhi ʻia e kahi nutcracker nui a me nā kamaʻilio ʻo Bethenny/Carole, ʻaʻole ʻike ʻia ka maʻi maʻi hele wāwae ʻo Luann. ʻOiaʻiʻo, i ka wā i hōʻike ai ʻo Bethenny ua loaʻa iā Tom kahi hoaaloha hou a hoʻopaʻa ʻia, ua pane ʻo Lu me kahi soliloquy nani, E moe haʻahaʻa, dick! Akā ʻo ia ke ʻano. Ua hoʻi hou nā wahine iā Bethenny me ka haʻi ʻana iā Carole me ke kaumaha a me ke kaumaha.



E hoʻi kēia iā Carole ma ke koko ʻo Luann (ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻaʻohe mea hiki ke hāʻawi i ke koko no nā kumu he nui). No nā Wahine Wahine, ʻo kēia ʻaha kūkā o nā wahine-ʻo nā mea ʻino o Bethenny-he manawa koʻikoʻi paha ia e like me nā Sons of Liberty e hoʻolālā ana i ka ʻaha kīʻaha ʻo Boston: ʻAʻole lākou e lawe hou. No ke aha lākou e ʻae ai iā Bethenny e kamaʻilio me lākou pēlā? No ke aha e kamaʻilio ai ʻo Bethenny e pili ana i kāna ʻoihana akā hoʻowahāwahā iā Ramona no kāna kamaʻilio ʻana no kāna ʻoihana? No ke aha ʻo Bethenny e kāhea nei iā Carole me ke kaumaha a mehameha inā ʻo Bethenny ka mea kaumaha a mehameha? Ke hui nei na wahine. Makemake lākou i nā kūlana hana kūpono. ʻAʻohe wahi huahana Skinny Girl me ka hōʻike ʻole ʻana!!!!

A i loko o kahi hanana me he mea lā ʻaʻole paha e pau, ua hoʻomaha mākou (a i ʻole ko mākou manaʻo) i hoʻokahi kekona i loko o ka hale penthouse hou o Luann kahi e hiki ai iā ia ke hanu i ka ea ʻoluʻolu o NYC mai kona lāʻau i uhi ʻia. Akā inā i nānā kekahi i ka Elepani keʻokeʻo i loko o ka lumi, aia nā hōʻailona a pau. ʻAʻohe ala e hele ai ʻo Lu i Palm Beach, kahi i noho ai ʻo Tom a me kāna hoaaloha hou i hoʻopaʻa ʻia a hoʻopaʻa ʻia, me ka ʻole o ka pilikia. A ma muli o ka hopena, ʻo ka hopu ʻia ʻana o ka hana kolohe.

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