I ka pāʻani o Risk ʻo ia Na Wahine Hale Maoli o Nu Ioka , Ua hoʻokaʻawale ʻia ʻo Sonja me nā hoa pili ʻole (e ʻoluʻolu, ʻaʻole helu ʻo Luann), hōʻoluʻolu wale ʻia e ka hoʻopunipuni e hiki i kahi chignon a me ka brunch manuahi ke hoʻoponopono i kona mau pilikia āpau. ʻO ka wiwo ʻole o ka narcissism o Sonja, e like me kā Dorinda i ʻōlelo ai, ua hoʻokomo ʻo Sonja i ka holo ʻana e lilo i mea ʻino i kēia kau. Akā ʻike mākou a pau i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo: The audacity of pau loa ʻO kēia mau wāhine ke ʻenekini moʻolelo o kēia hōʻikeʻike, a ʻo kēia ʻatikala…
E hoʻomaka kākou me Ramona. ʻO ka ka wiwo ole e hoʻokipa i kahi pāʻina ʻaina a e hoʻohālike i ka hanohano o ka marathon a Carole ʻaʻole hoʻopunipuni maoli kekahi. Ua ʻike mākou a pau he hana koʻikoʻi kēia Hamptons shindig e hoʻolōʻihi i ka manawa me Kirk (he mannequin nāna e kuke), hōʻike i nā kīʻaha waina āna i powa ai mai ka hale kupapaʻu o King Tut a hoʻāʻo e kiʻi i kekahi mau mea nānā waiwai e hoʻolimalima i kona hale no ʻelua pule a makahiki (ʻauhau ʻole). A mai hoʻomaka iaʻu ma ke aʻalolo o Ramona e hoʻolimalima ʻole i kahi mea hoʻonaninani. Ua kūkulu paha ʻoe i kou aupuni liʻiliʻi mai ka mea ʻole, Ramona, akā pono ʻoe e kau inoa ma ka Homepolish i kēia kekona a ʻimi i ke kōkua.
A laila aia ʻo Luann. Aloha ke Akua. Pono kekahi ʻano moxie e ʻaʻahu i kāna hana no ka pāʻina ʻaina a Ramona. ʻO ia ke ʻano maoli hana ʻaʻahu i kaʻu ʻāʻī ʻāʻī, me kahi updo i hoʻoulu ʻia e nā malihini ʻaʻole i kūpono i koʻu poʻo nui a me kekahi ʻaʻahu ʻōpala mai Caché. Akā naʻe, he wahine makua ʻo Lu i haʻaheo iā ia iho ma ke ʻano o ka aristocracy. No laila, ʻo ka maʻemaʻe ka wiwo ole ʻO ka ʻaʻahu ʻana i nā pale—eia naʻe—me ka pālule hulu ʻulaʻula he hewa ia i ke kanaka, a pono e hopu ʻia ʻo Luann…
Dorinda, Dorinda, Dorinda. ʻO ka ka wiwo ole e hoʻolilo i ka poʻe hoʻolohe o kahi hōʻike TV naʻaupō e pili ana i nā wahine waiwai e noʻonoʻo i ka nīnau Hiki i kekahi ke hoʻohālikelike i ka hemo ʻana me ka make o ka wahine? ʻO ia ka hana a ka ipu hao maoli. Ua like ia me ke noi ʻana iā Britney Spears i kēia manawa e hīmeni iā Ave Maria - he mea ʻē a ʻāhiu, ʻo ia hoʻi kaʻu e wehewehe ai i kā lākou ʻaʻahu āpau i kēia hanana. ʻOiai ʻaʻole wau i ʻike pono i nā noʻonoʻo ʻana o Dorinda iā Richard, a ʻo wau hana loaʻa iā Sonja he hoʻopunipuni loa, pololei ʻo Sonja: ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke helu i ka ʻeha o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe. ʻAʻole pololei kēlā. ʻO ka ka wiwo ole no ka noʻonoʻo ʻana ʻoi aku ka haʻalulu honua ma mua o ka poʻe ʻē aʻe e like me ka narcissistic e like me kāu e ʻōlelo ai ʻo Sonja.
A ʻoiaʻiʻo? ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke komo i loko o Sonja. Kaumaha wale au. ʻAʻole wau makemake i ka ʻike ʻana iā ia i hui pū ʻia - ʻoiai inā no kāna mau hoʻopunipuni. (ʻO kēlā kiʻi ma luna o ka mea hāʻule, hoʻohilahila ʻia ʻo Sonja i ka brunch ke neʻe aku ʻo Ramona he mea ʻehaʻeha!) Akā me nā kamaʻilio āpau o nā lāʻau lapaʻau, ke kaumaha a me nā mea ʻē aʻe, e aloha kākou iā Sonja aloha. Pono ʻo Ramona e hoʻokuʻu i kahi hoaaloha inā makemake nui ʻo ia iā ʻoe, ʻoiai inā hoʻouna ʻo ia iā ʻoe i kahi leka e kāhea ana iā ʻoe he P.O.S manaʻo ʻole. No ka mea, ʻike ʻoe i ke aha? ʻAʻole hewa ʻo ia.
ʻO ka make, ka hemo a me ke kaumaha, ʻo ia paha ka mea hoʻoheheʻe nui loa wiwo ole Ua manaʻo ʻo Tinsley e kūʻai mākou e hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻia kāna haki a i ʻole ʻaʻole e hoʻāʻo nui ʻo Sonja e kālā.
Eia ka unuhi ʻana o kēlā hoʻololi kikokikona:
Tinsley: Aloha ʻoe, e kali a hiki i ka Pōʻakahi e hōʻoia kālā. tx
Sonja: Y? ʻO ia ka manawa e hoʻopiha ai kou mau mākua i kāu panakō? Eia kekahi, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke wehewehe i ka mahalo? ʻAe, mahalo.
Tinsley: Loaʻa i kahi ola Sonia.
Sonja: E kiʻi i ka ʻaʻahu o ka bf o Bethenny.
Tinsley: LOLz. Maopopo iaʻu. Kaumaha.
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Tinsley: Akā e kali mālie a hiki i ka Pōʻakahi
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