Manaʻo paha ʻoe he ʻumi kau o nā wahine makua ʻehiku e hakakā nei ma luna o nā keʻena hōkele, ʻo ia kona ʻano hale paʻahao ponoʻī, ke ʻole, pono, ua noho ʻoe i hoʻokahi pō i loko o ka hale paʻahao. ʻAe, ke hoʻi nei mākou me kahi huakaʻi a nā kaikamahine ʻē aʻe i kahi mea e like me ka eerily outpost o Dorinda Medley's Berkshire noho… akā ʻo Grace Mayflower Inn a me Spa o Connecticut.
I ka hauʻoli o ka hui, ua hoʻi ʻo Luann i ka ʻākau a he keikikāne, ua hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻia ʻo ia. He ʻuʻuku ʻo ia ma ka ʻeke pua nani, e like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo nei. A i ʻole e kali, ʻaʻohe mea e ʻōlelo penei: Ua ʻai maoli ʻo Lu i kahi ʻeke sinapi, no ka mea, ʻo ia ke ʻano o kā lākou lawelawe ʻana i nā sandwich bologna i loko o ka hale paʻahao-me kahi koho condiment hana ponoʻī/pilikia i hoʻopaʻa ʻia ma waena o ka berena.
Ma hope o ka 43 o ka haʻi hou ʻana i ka moʻolelo hopu ʻia ʻo Lu—e like me kēia: He pōpoki, no laila ua nānā ʻo Lu i loko o ka Hotel Colony me kahi mea pāʻani polo ʻelemakule (ʻo ia ke kī) i honi wale i ka wā i hoʻopaʻa ʻia ai ka hale hale. ʻo ia i loko o ka lumi hōkele hewa. I kēia manawa, ʻo Lu, ʻaʻole hiki ke manaʻoʻiʻo ʻo ia hopu ʻia, hoʻāʻo e pakele a hoʻouka i ka luna. ʻAʻole pono e ʻōlelo ʻia, ua noho ʻo ia i ka pō i loko o ka hale paʻahao, me ka maloʻo ʻana i loko o kahi ʻaʻahu lā weliweli—ʻoiaʻiʻo, no laila, ma hope o ka milo ʻana o Lu i kāna wili a puni i kēlā moʻolelo i ka manawa hope loa, kanikau nā wahine a hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i ka ʻili ʻālohilohi o Lu, nā wāwae ʻeleʻele a hoʻopaʻi iā lākou iho i ko lākou iho ʻana i lalo. ka nui o ka waiona, a hoopili aku la i ko lakou mau aniani i ko Lu!
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Akā ʻoiaʻiʻo, aia mau ka ʻeke sinapi. I kēia hihia, ʻo Ramona ka hoʻololi ʻana iā ia iho ma ke ʻano he sanwiti bologna aloha a me ke mele mele e pili ana i ke koʻikoʻi o ka pilina wahine. ʻO ka mea hoʻohenehene, ʻike mākou a pau ua leka ʻo ia i ka ex o Lu, ʻo Tom, no ke kono ʻana i kāna pāʻina Makahiki Hou, i mālama ʻia ma ka waʻa like me ka ʻaina ahiahi a Lu a me Tom. I kakaikahi Na wahine hale ʻano, ʻo ka ʻaoʻao wahine a pau me Lu ma kēia. Akā, hōʻole ʻo Ramona e kala mai. Akā ʻo ka mea maikaʻi loa, ua pane ʻo Tom iā Ramona me ka, ua hala wau i koʻu palena. HAHAHAHAHA. ʻAʻole ʻo Ramona he pehu wale nō, akā he pehu ʻo ia i hele i nā laina picket me ke kumu ʻole.
Eia nō naʻe, ʻoi aku ka ʻino. Hoʻouna ʻo Ramona i kahi kiʻi o ka hui i Instagram me kahi cornucopia o nā mea inu a me nā aniani waina ma ka papaʻaina, kahi e hoʻohālikelike ai i ke kū ʻana o Lu me kāna hihia. Ua ʻōlelo ka luna kānāwai iā ia ʻaʻole e inu. He mea nui maoli nō. A ʻo Ramona, ʻaʻole ia i mihi. No ke aha mai? No ka mea, he nani nā mea a pau, aka i kona manaʻo ʻo ia nana nani. Akā ʻo ka mea nui ʻaʻole hiki iā ia hoʻohalahala e minamina i kāna mau hana, ʻo ia ka mea e hoʻolei aku ai i nā lede. Ke hoʻopau ʻia nei kāna mau hana sociopathic e ka makahiki?
Ma waho aʻe o Ramona lāua ʻo Lu, loaʻa iā mākou kekahi mau manawa maikaʻi ma waena o Sonja a me Bethenny a me kekahi mau manawa ʻano ʻē ma waena o Dorinda a me Sonja. E nā lede, ʻo ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻana inā he kūpono a ʻaʻole paha ke ʻaʻahu ʻana i ka puʻu ʻohana o ke kāne mua, he mea wale nō ia e kamaʻilio ai inā ʻoe e noho ana i loko o ka hale kākela maoli, e loaʻa ka loaʻa kālā ma ka ʻauhau ʻana i ka lehulehu, a ʻuā ka lehulehu o ke kūlanakauhale, E ola mau, [ OE]! ke hele kāu Rolls-Royce i ka male ʻana o Meghan lāua ʻo Harry.
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Eia nō naʻe, ʻo kēia mau mea a pau-ʻo ka hopu ʻana, ka hoʻoponopono hou ʻana, ka hana ʻino ʻana o Ramona a me ka hoʻoweliweli ʻana o Dorinda iā Sonja-ʻo ka ʻeke nui loa o ia mau mea ʻo Lu ponoʻī. No ka mea, e pili ana i ka hoa waena ma ke ʻano he wahine mare mai ka male ʻana i lōʻihi e like me ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana o ka hua manuahi ʻo Sonja i kāna Louis Vuitton, ʻo ia, e like me kā Tinsley e hoʻokomo ai, ʻaʻole ia he hewa liʻiliʻi, akā he hewa nui.
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