ʻO kēia Rosh Hashanah i hala aku nei i Kepakemapa, ua nīnau au i koʻu hoa aloha, ʻo Erin, i kāna mea i manaʻo ai e lawe mai i ka hale o kona makuahine. Ke kū nei au ma McDonald's no ka hau, ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, me he mea lā ʻo ka ʻohi ʻana i ka hau mai kahi hamburger franchise he mea kuʻuna e like me ka matzo ball soup. Hele ʻoe i McDonald no ka hau? Ninau au.
ʻAe, hoʻouna koʻu makuahine iaʻu. OK, pono e hele.
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Ua haʻalele ke kamaʻilio ʻana iaʻu… pūʻiwa. No kekahi, ʻaʻole au i lohe i kēia kuʻuna hau hau a McDonald i nā makahiki he 20 a ʻoi aʻe a mākou i hoaloha ai. A ʻelua, hana ʻo ia me he mea lā ʻo ke kū ʻana ma Mickey D's no kahi hau i nā lā hoʻomaha kiʻekiʻe kahi mea a nā mea a pau e hana ai. ʻOiai ke ʻano o kāna hoʻohana ʻana i ka (e like me ka hau) i hōʻike ʻia he mea koʻikoʻi kēia.
Nui nā kelepona kelepona, kahi ʻīlio hānai a me kekahi mau mahina ma hope mai, ʻo ka mea hau a McDonald i mālama mau iaʻu i ka pō. He hana anei keia a na kanaka e? ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hau a McDonald? Hiki iā ʻoe ke kauoha iā ia ma ka drive-through? Loaʻa iā lākou ka ʻeke a mākaukau e hele? ʻAkaʻaka lākou ke ʻōlelo ʻoe Hoʻokahi ʻeke hau, e ʻoluʻolu!? Nui nā nīnau…
A no laila ua hoʻoholo wau e noiʻi i ka moʻolelo. Akā ʻo ka mua, pono wau e hele pololei i ke kumu: ʻO ka makuahine o Erin, ʻo Kathy. Ua kākau wau iā Kathy a me kāna mau kaikamāhine (koʻu mau hoaaloha), ʻo Erin lāua ʻo Daniella, he leka uila:
E na wahine Mayer,
Ua kau au i ka moʻolelo hau o McDonald i koʻu hui, a makemake lākou iaʻu e noiʻi piha i ka moʻolelo. Inā ʻoluʻolu ʻoe e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kēia mea i hoʻopaʻa ʻia, manaʻo paha ʻoe e pane i nā nīnau ma lalo nei? ʻO kēia paha kaʻu mea heluhelu nui loa.
No ke aha ka hau a McDonald no ka hoʻokipa? He aha ka mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi? (E ʻoiaʻiʻo.)
ʻEhia ke kumu kūʻai maʻamau?
I ka manawa hea ʻoe i ʻike mua ai i kēia hack hoʻokipa?
Manaʻo paha nā malihini i ka maikaʻi o ka hau?
Pehea ʻoe e hoʻoholo ai i ke kaikamahine āu e makemake ai e kiʻi i ka hau?
pehea e wehe ai i kahi ʻeke
Me ke aloha,
ʻO Dara
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Ua kali au. Ua kali au i nā hola 48 paʻakikī loa o koʻu ola. Akā, ua puka mai kahi leka uila hou ma luna o kaʻu pahu leka uila. ʻO Kathy.
Dara,
He ʻakaʻaka ke makemake ʻoe e hana i kahi moʻolelo e pili ana i ka hau!!!
Eia naʻe, eia kaʻu moʻolelo:
Ua aʻo mua wau e pili ana i ka hau o McDonald i koʻu kono ʻia ʻana i kahi pāʻina ma ka hale o kahi hoalauna a ʻike i ka nani o kāna hau. Ua haʻi aku au iā ia a haʻi mai ʻo ia iaʻu e hoʻouna ʻo ia i kāna kāne i McDonald no ka hau i kēlā me kēia manawa a lākou e pāʻina ai. Pīhoihoi nō hoʻi au i ke kūʻai aku ʻana o McDonald's (1) i ka hau i ka lehulehu a (2) e hele maoli kekahi i laila e kūʻai aku, akā naʻe, ua maikaʻi loa ka maikaʻi mai kēlā manawa a ma laila wau e hele ai no ka hau.
ʻoki lauoho mua no ka lauoho lōʻihi
ʻO ke kumu o koʻu makemake nui i ka hau, ʻo ia ka hele ʻana mai o nā pahu i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻāpana liʻiliʻi, e hiki ai i ka hau ke nahaha maʻalahi no ka lawelawe ʻana. ʻOi aku ka maʻalahi o nā cubes ma mua o kāu kūʻai kūʻai maʻamau pahu hau, a ke manaʻo nei au he mea hōʻoluʻolu iki ka inu me kēia mau pahu. (Pēlā hoʻi, pale ʻo ia i ka paʻi ʻana i ka ʻeke hau ma ka honua a hiki i ka wā e kahe ana ma ka papahele, e hoʻāʻo ana e wāwahi i nā pahu.)
ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ka nui o nā kumukūʻai hau, no ka mea, ʻaʻole wau i hele e kūʻai pilikino. ʻO ka hoʻouna ʻana i kekahi e kūʻai i ka hau kekahi o nā pono o ka hoʻokipa ʻana i kahi pāʻina.
Hoʻouna maʻamau wau iā ʻErin lāua ʻo Jacob no ka hau, ʻoiai e holo mau ana lākou i ke kūkulu ʻākau a hiki iā lākou ke kiʻi ma ke ala. ʻO nā manawa hope ʻelua, akā, ua haʻi mai lākou iaʻu ʻaʻohe hau o McDonald a lawe mai i kahi ʻeke hau maʻamau. Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole lākou e haʻi mai iaʻu i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo no ka mea ʻaʻole lākou e ʻike maka ke haʻi mai iaʻu i kēia. Makemake paha ʻoe e nīnau iā lākou no ke aha lākou e inaina nui ai i ka kūʻai ʻana i ka hau ma McDonald.
E haʻi mai iaʻu inā hiki iaʻu ke kōkua hou aku i kēia noiʻi koʻikoʻi.
Aloha au iā 'oe,
Kathy
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I koʻu hiki ʻana aku no ka manaʻo e pili ana i ka hoʻopiʻi ʻana o kona makuahine, ua pane ʻo Erin ma o ka leka uila, Haha, Māmā!! ʻAʻole ʻoiaʻiʻo!!! Ua kūʻai ʻia lākou, hoʻohiki wau! Hmm. Ua koi au iā ia ma luna. No ke aha ʻoe e inaina nei i ka ʻohi ʻana i ka hau? Ua leka au iā ia. Ua paʻa ʻo ia me kāna moʻolelo: ʻAʻole wau! A laila, nīnau hou au iā ia i ka nui o kona manaʻo i ke kumukūʻai, a pane mai ʻo ia, idk…? E ʻike ʻo Iakoba.
Ua leka uila au iā Jacob, Ua ʻike anei ʻoe i ka nui o nā kumukūʻai hau McDonald āu e ʻohi ai me Erin? No nā lā hoʻomaha like? Ua pane koke ʻo ia. A eia hou, ʻaʻole ia kaʻu i manaʻo ai, Lol ʻaʻole wau e like me a i ʻole kekahi mea. He mea maʻalahi loa ia. Hana pū ʻo Popeyes. Ua wehewehe ʻo ia ʻoiai ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia ka hau Popeyes, ua kūʻai aku kekahi mau wahi i nā ʻeke ʻumi paona no , a ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻāʻo, maopopo ʻo ia he maikaʻi, no ka mea he hau. Ua hōʻoia pū ʻo ia hiki iā ʻoe ke kauoha i ka hau mai ka drive-through.
pehea e hoopau ai i na pimples a me na kiko eleele
A ʻoiai ka moʻolelo me he mea la i ka pau, ua mau nā nīnau a Kathy i loko o koʻu manaʻo: Ua wahaheʻe ʻo Erin? Ua pau anei ka hau o McDonald?
Pono wau e nīnau iā Jacob i kahi nīnau hope loa: Ua pau ka hau o McDonald? Ua kali nui au me ʻekolu kiko ʻekolu, e hōʻike ana e paʻi ana ʻo ia. ʻO ka hope, ua ping ka ʻōlelo: ʻAe, i ka wā i pani ʻia ai ka mea ma Waukegan i ka Kalikimaka a pono mākou e hele i kahi hale hoʻokele kinoea.
Boom. Ua kākoʻo ka moʻolelo a Jacob i ka hoʻopiʻi ʻana a Kathy, akā ua hōʻike ʻia kahi hulina Google wikiwiki ua pani ʻia ka McDonald's i nīnau ʻia i ka lā Kalikimaka, e wehewehe ana i ka hōʻino o Kathy. a ʻAʻole ʻo Erin lāua ʻo Jacob i lawe mai i ka hau a McDonald. Akā, ʻaʻole au e ʻike maoli inā ua wahaheʻe ʻo Erin lāua ʻo Jacob i nā manawa ʻē aʻe, akā manaʻo wau ua pau kaʻu hana ma ʻaneʻi.
Moʻolelo lōʻihi: Hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai nui i ka hau mai McDonald's (a me Popeyes). He mea maʻalahi, maikaʻi ka maikaʻi a hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻouna i kāu mau keiki e hana inā makemake ʻoe e hāʻawi iā lākou i mea e hoʻomau ai lākou.
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