Ua ʻōlelo lākou ua hoʻi hou nā makahiki 2000, akā ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo i kēia. ʻO nā jeans haʻahaʻa? ʻOiaʻiʻo. 'O ka maka maka ? ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi. Akā Bennifer ?! E ʻoluʻolu e kala mai iaʻu i koʻu ʻohi ʻana i kuʻu ʻāwae mai ka papahele.
No laila, inā ʻaʻole loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi hoʻonohonoho makaʻala Google, ʻaʻohe āu hoʻonohonoho makaʻala Google no kēlā me kēia manawa. Jennifer Lopez e like me ka lauoho lauoho (Guilty!), eia ka 411: I ka pule i hala, ua kau pū ʻo Jenny mai ka Block a me Ben Affleck i aloha mua / ʻaʻole nui-nui-Batman Ben Affleck ma Los Angeles, e like me nā hōʻike mai. ʻAoʻao ʻeono . (A-Rod, ʻo wai?!) A i kēia manawa, Ua haʻi mai nā kumu Kanaka e noho pū ana ʻo Bennifer ma Montana.
pono o ka wai mehana me ka meli
Wahi a nā kumu i ʻōlelo ʻia, 'Ua noho ʻo [Jennifer] i kekahi mau lā me Ben ma waho o ke kūlanakauhale. He pilina ikaika ko lākou. Ua wikiwiki a paʻakikī, akā hauʻoli ʻo Jennifer.' ʻAe, he aha He aha ke hana nei?!
ʻO wau, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo Team J.Diddy. Ua kākau inoa au me ka naʻau holoʻokoʻa no #JAnthony. A ʻoiai ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi aku i ka ʻōpeʻa pōhili mai kahi pou lawaiʻa, ua kau wau ma luna o ka moku no A-Lo/J.Rod. Akā, ʻoluʻolu, mai pāʻani me koʻu mau manaʻo ma ka hoʻohenehene ʻana i ka hoʻi ʻana o ka hope loa: Bennifer.
E like me ka maikaʻi makahiki makahiki ʻike (a ʻo kekahi paha millennial, akā hōʻole wau e kapa iaʻu iho ʻo kekahi o ia mau mea), ʻo Lopez lāua ʻo Affleck he mau kāne i ka makahiki 2000. Ua hoʻomaka lāua i ka launa pū ʻana ma 2002 a ua manaʻo hoʻi lākou e mare i Kepakemapa o 2003. Akā ʻo ka ʻeha o ka naʻau aʻu i manaʻo ai i ke kāhea ʻia ʻana o ka male ʻana-a me ka hoʻopau ʻana i ka pilina ma Ianuali 2004-ua hoʻohālikelike ʻia paha e ka kaʻawale weliweli o ʻO Brad Pitt lāua ʻo Jennifer Aniston (AKA ka ʻē aʻe Bennifer). He hoʻohaʻahaʻa pōʻino ia no nā mea aloha i nā moʻolelo aloha kaulana ma nā wahi āpau.
ʻO Fast-forward a me Lopez a me A-Rod ka mea hou loa i hoʻopau i kā lāua pilina no ka maikaʻi. A me he mea lā ke ʻimi nei ka mea mele 'Let's Get Loud' i ka hōʻoluʻolu—inā ʻo ia hoʻi ka pilina a ʻoi aku paha—i loko o nā lima o ka poʻe punahele ʻo Not-Matt-Damon. No laila he aha kaʻu (a me ke koena o koʻu hanauna) e hana ai me kēia ʻike?
Ma kekahi ʻaoʻao, ʻo ia paha ka hōʻoluʻolu o ka nūhou. No ka hoʻomaka ʻana, hoʻihoʻi iaʻu i kahi manawa maʻalahi a maʻalahi ma mua o nā maka maka a me nā pāʻani uē politika i ka pāʻina Hoʻomaikaʻi. ʻO kahi manawa i hopohopo nui ai koʻu ola inā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o Emma Watson ma mua o kahi mea hana keaka i ka mea hou ʻO Harry Potter installment (spoiler: ʻo ia ... ʻaʻole ʻo ia). A ʻo ka mea ʻoiaʻiʻo, aia kēlā manaʻo pumehana e hiki mai ana ma ka hopena o kahi rom-com i ka wā i hoʻopau pū ai ka kāne i hakakā me ka pilikia a me nā mea hoʻolālā hoʻomākeʻaka. ʻAʻole anei he ʻakaʻaka ʻo Affleck lāua ʻo Lopez i loaʻa kekahi i kekahi i ka hopena o ke ola maoli. Kaikamahine Jersey ?!
Akā ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe, ke lele nei au i ka pū ma ka luʻu pololei ʻana i kēlā loko iʻa mehana o ka nostalgia ma hope o kekahi mau 'hōʻike' o kahi hui hou ʻo Bennifer? ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā hiki iaʻu ke hana i koʻu mau manaʻo e pāʻani me ia ʻano. He ʻoiaʻiʻo paha he wahaheʻe nā hōʻike (ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo he) a ʻoi aku paha, he lele pōkole wale nō kēia kahi e ʻike ai ʻo Lopez i ka hōʻoluʻolu me kahi alo / jawline. ʻOiai he ʻano aloha ke ʻano, e pau ana paha kēia hui hou ʻana i kahi un- ʻO ke ʻano like me Nora-Eperona , me ka 'Bennifer Breaks Again' e paʻipaʻi ana ma luna o koʻu pale—ʻoiai paha me ka manaʻo hou aʻe i hoʻokomo ʻia i loko o ke poʻo poʻomanaʻo.
pehea wau e mālama ai i koʻu lauoho
No laila ʻoiai ʻo wau a me ke koena o ka honua e hoʻāʻo e hoʻomaopopo i kēia nūhou, ʻike ʻia ka mea kūpono loa i ka hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻana i nā manaʻolana a hoʻohaʻahaʻa i ka pae no nā hanana e hiki mai ana. No ka mea, inā he 2020 (a me nā male male ʻana a J.Lo) i aʻo mai iaʻu, ʻo ia ka manaʻolana o mākou a pau. Mea hoʻolālā male , akā, ʻoi aku ka nui o kā mākou hopena me ka Lilia .
PILI: ʻO kā J.Lo Insta hou loa i hāʻawi mai iā mākou i kahi mākaʻikaʻi liʻiliʻi ma kona home (& OMG Nānā i kēlā mau kāmaʻa āpau)
