ʻAʻole hiki i nā Millennials ke hoʻomaha. Inā ʻaʻole mākou ka wehe hewa ana i ko kakou lauoho a i ʻole ka cheugy, a laila ke hoʻolilo nei mākou i ke kālā nui ma ka ʻai ʻai avocado a i ʻole hana hewa pili mega . Ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻālohilohi, ma ka liʻiliʻi loa mākou a pau i loko. ʻAʻole paha. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke hoʻopaʻa hou i kēia mau hewa koʻikoʻi i kahi hanauna holoʻokoʻa; akā, ua māhele ʻia kēia pūʻulu o ka pet-doting , Crocs-doubting and gym-devoted people i nā micro-generations. Ua hānau ʻia ʻoe ma waena o 1980 a me 1985? Hoʻomaikaʻi, he millennial geriatric ʻoe.
hoʻolālā keke kalima
ʻAʻole maopopo pololei kahi i hoʻokumu ʻia ai ka huaʻōlelo geriatric millennial, akā ʻo kona piʻi hou ʻana i ka kaulana mai kahi ʻatikala i kapa ʻia, No ke aha e hilinaʻi ai ka poʻe hana Hybrid o ka wā e hiki mai ana i ka 'Geriatric Millennial i kākau ʻia e Erica Dhawan no Medium. Ma ka ʻāpana, hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻo Dhawan ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o nā millennials kahiko e alakaʻi i nā limahana hana hybrid, ʻoiai ʻo lākou wale nō ka hanauna me ka ʻike piha o ka honua digital a me ka analog.
Hiki i nā millennials Geriatric ke heluhelu i ka subtext o kahi SMS e like me ka hiki iā lākou ke kiʻi i ka kānalua o ka mea kūʻai aku i ko lākou mau helehelena i ka wā o kahi hālāwai kanaka, kākau ʻo Dhawan. ʻAʻole lākou naʻaupō i ka ʻenehana a ʻaʻole hoʻi e hoʻomāhuahua i ka leo leo e hoʻoulu i ka makaʻu.
ʻO nā lono maikaʻi hou aʻe: Ua ʻike ʻo Dhawan ʻo kekahi o nā CEO o ka honua holoʻokoʻa he geriatric millennials, me Reddit's Alexis Ohanian, Airbnb's Brian Chesky a me Rent the Runway's Jennifer Fleiss.
Akā inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i manaʻoʻiʻo ua kūpono ʻoe i ka demographic millennial geriatric - e hōʻino ʻia ka lā hānau - a laila e ʻae i kēia papa inoa o nā hōʻailona haʻiʻōlelo ma lalo nei e hōʻoiaʻiʻo iā ʻoe. (A inā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kou manaʻo, aia ke koi e hoʻololi i ka huaʻōlelo me makahiki milenial. )
ekahi. Loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi leka uila, yahoo a i ʻole AOL leka uila. (A ʻo ez2luv29@hotmail.com)
elua. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻoluʻolu i ka hana ʻana i ka ʻaina ahiahi me ka hoʻohana ʻana iā Rezy e like me kou kāhea ʻana i ka hale ʻaina a kamaʻilio pū me kahi kanaka maoli.
3. Ua hana ʻoe i nā lipine hui (e hōʻike pinepine ana i nā Boys II Men a me Mariah Carey).
ʻEhā. ʻO kāu pahuhopu nui loa i ke ola ʻo ka hele ʻana i kekahi lā i New York City i hiki iā ʻoe ke kū ma waho o ka MTV's TRL me Carson Daily.
5. ʻAʻole wale ʻoe i ʻike i ka hale ʻo Hogwarts āu e noho ai, akā ua hoʻokomo ʻia i kāu bio Twitter.
ʻaila ʻoliva maikaʻi no ka lauoho
6. ʻIke ʻoe i ke ʻano o ka ikona mālama ma kāu kamepiula. (Hint: He diski lele a ua hoʻohana maoli ʻoe i kekahi.)
7. ʻO ka leo o ka leo keʻokeʻo i ukali ʻia e ʻekolu ding-ding-dings liʻiliʻi i kapa ʻia ʻo dial-up pūnaewele e hōʻoluʻolu iā ʻoe a me ka pumehana i loko.
8. Akā, hoʻomanaʻo ʻoe i ka hoʻonāukiuki ʻana o kou makuahine ma ke kelepona i hiki ʻole iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i ka pūnaewele.
9. Listerine strips. ʻO ia wale nō.
ʻokoʻa ma waena o ka pale lauoho a me ka conditioner
10. Ke minamina nei ʻoe i kāu Motrola Razr...
umikumākahi. ... He hoʻomaikaʻi koʻikoʻi kēia mai kāu beeper. (Ake ka kikokikona kumu.)
12. Mahalo iā ʻoe i ka maʻalahi o ka ʻōwili ʻana i ka puka makani o kāu kaʻa i kēia mau lā (ʻo kēlā me kēia cranking he hana lima maoli).
13. Ke huhū nei ʻoe i kēlā manawa he 98 pakeneka ʻoe ma o ka hoʻoiho ʻana i kahi mele ma Napster a laila lawe kou makuahine i ke kelepona.
ʻo ia ka cheese i hoʻohana ʻia i ka pizza
14. ʻO ka pō Pōʻalima kekahi o nā mea ʻelua—nānā TGIF a i ʻole ka hoʻolilo ʻana i nā hola ma Blockbuster e hoʻoholo ai i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni e hoʻolimalima.
umikumālima. ʻAe, lawe ʻoe i kāu kelepona me ʻoe i nā wahi āpau akā ma ka liʻiliʻi loa e kau ʻoe i ke alo i lalo inā ʻoe i kahi hale ʻaina.
16. ʻO kāu emoji i hoʻohana pinepine ʻia ʻo ka emoji ʻakaʻaka uē. ( Mai hoʻouna wale i ka leka i kahi kanaka Gen Z. )
17. Mahalo ʻoe i kahi leka lima i kākau ʻia (e manaʻo ʻoe i nā makahiki āpau o ka kākau ʻana i nā leka i kāu hoaaloha maikaʻi loa ma ke kahua hoʻomoana o ke kauwela ua uku maoli ʻia).
18. Mahalo mau ʻoe no ka loaʻa ʻole ʻana o ka pāpaho pūnaewele i kou wā ʻōpio, o ʻike ka honua holoʻokoʻa e pili ana i kāu hana JTT a i ʻole kāu hoʻāʻo e hula iā BSB.
19. Loaʻa iā ʻoe ʻo TikTok ... akā ua huikau e pili ana iā Twitch.
iwakālua. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i pili me kāu hoaaloha no kekahi manawa, kāhea ʻoe iā lākou.
iwakāluakumakahi. Poina i ka Pōʻalua—ʻo ka pāʻani ʻana i ka Snake ma kāu Nokia ka mea hauʻoli loa.
22. Ua makemake ʻoe ʻo Zach Morris lāua ʻo Lisa Turtle kou mau hoaaloha, a ʻo ka Walshes kou ʻohana.
23. ʻAʻohe ou leo leo ma kāu kelepona hou akā hiki ke hoʻomanaʻo i nā hola he nui āu a me kāu hoa lumi i hoʻohana ai i ka ʻōlelo kūpono ma kāu kelepona lumi dorm.
onion hair mask no ka ulu lauoho
24. E ho'ōki ʻoe i ka ʻaʻahu ʻana i nā jeans ʻili i ka wā e ʻili ai lākou mai kou kino anuanu a make.
25. Huhū nui ʻoe i kāu hoaaloha nāna i hoʻouna i kēia ʻatikala iā ʻoe (um, manaʻolana ʻoe he loulou Zillow i kahi hale hiki ʻole iā ʻoe ke kūʻai).
PILI: Aia 2 mau ʻokoʻa nui ma waena o ka male ʻana o ka Millennial a me Boomer (a me 1 mea e hana ai iā lākou ʻoiaʻiʻo *ʻano like loa)
