I ka hiki ʻana mai i nā proclivities lumi moe, loaʻa i kēlā me kēia mea kahi kink liʻiliʻi i loko o lākou. Inā ʻoe e lele ana i kāu hae freak i ka lewa kiʻekiʻe a i ʻole e ʻoluʻolu maikaʻi ʻia ma kahi kihi o kāu pahu pahu sock, ua wāwahi mākou i kāu mau hana sextracurricular ma ka hōʻailona.
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19): Nā kūlana moe kolohe
Hiki i nā Aries ke hōʻike i ko lākou mau kuko ma ke kino, a makemake lākou i ka moekolohe e waiho ana iā lākou e ʻūhā, ʻulaʻula a mākaukau no ka puni ʻelua.
Taurus (ʻApelila 20 - Mei 20): ʻO nā lomilomi ʻana
E like me ka hōʻailona o ka mea ʻoluʻolu a me ka hoʻoulu ʻana i ka maʻi, ua hāʻawi ʻia e makemake nā bipi i ka loaʻa (a me ka hāʻawi ʻana!) lōʻihi, erotic massages.
Gemini (Mei 21 - Iune 20): Hoʻopaʻa waha
ʻIke ʻoe i kēlā hiʻohiʻona i loko o nā rom-coms i ka wā e hoʻopiʻi ai ka snarky ma waena o ʻelua mau mea hoihoi loa i kēlā me kēia kanaka i ka hopena i ka hana kuko? ʻAe, he moeʻuhane Geminian kēlā.
Cancer (Iun 21 - Jul 22): ʻAi ma kahi moe
ʻO ka meaʻai ka mea aphrodisiac nui i ka maʻi maʻi, ka poʻe makemake e hānai a manaʻo e hānai ʻia e kā lākou mau hoa. Hoʻokipa mau ʻia kahi strawberry i uhi ʻia i ke kokoleka a i ʻole kahi pā oysters ma ke ʻano he meaʻai ʻai pre-coitus.
Leo (Iulai 23 - Augate 22): Make-up sex
He maikaʻi loa ʻo Leos i ka pāʻani, a ʻoiai he mau mea aloha lākou, ʻaʻole he hakakā, ʻike lākou e hiki ke hele mai ka wahine wela loa ma nā kuʻekuʻe o nā squabbles ʻino loa.
Virgo (ʻAukake 23 - Sept 22): E koho i kahi ʻaoʻao maʻamau mai ka Kama Sutra
Hiki i nā Virgos ke maʻalahi i ka lā, akā pinepine lākou i ka makaʻu ʻole e ʻimi i kēlā me kēia ʻīniha o ke kino o kā lākou hoa ma kahi moe. Aia kahi manawa a me kahi no nā mea āpau, ʻaʻohe mea e hoʻomaka i kēlā ʻimi e like me ka manaʻo mai ka puke nui o ka wahine.
Libra (Sepatemaba 23 - ʻOkakopa 21): Nui nā hoa
ʻO ka hōʻailona o ka pilina aloha (ʻaʻole, pono ) e like me ke kanaka kaulana loa i loko o ka lumi. A i loko o ke keʻena moe, ua mākaukau nā hoa he nui e hoʻomāʻona i kā lākou makemake āpau ʻo ia kā lākou kīʻaha kī.
Scorpio (ʻOkakopa 22 - Nov 21): Hoʻopaʻa i kā lākou mau hoa
He hilahila paha ka Scorpios, akā ua hoʻohuli ʻia lākou e ka mana. No laila, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i kā lākou mau hoa pili i ko lākou aloha.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Hoʻopaʻa ʻia
ʻO Sagittarius ka hōʻailona o ke kūʻokoʻa, a he aha ke ala ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi e ʻimi ai i kēlā kūʻokoʻa ma mua o ka haʻalele ʻana iā ia no kekahi manawa a me ka ʻae ʻana e hoʻopaʻa ʻia e kahi hoa hilinaʻi?
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Paʻi ʻana
Maʻa maoli nā Capricorn i ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā hoʻopaʻi a me nā uku. Hoʻonui ʻia kēlā mau talena i ka lumi moe, kahi e hauʻoli ai lākou i ka hoʻopuka ʻana i ka hahau ʻana i ka wā e pono ai kā lākou mau hoa, no laila.
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Aquarius (Ianani 20 - Feb 18): ʻO ka wahine vanilla
Makemake ka poʻe Aquarians i ko lākou kaulana no ka wehe ʻana a me ka hoʻokolohua e like me lākou kekahi e like me ka moe kāne vanilla momona kahiko. ʻIke lākou he mea hou ka mea kahiko.
Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): Role-play
ʻAʻole hiki i kekahi ke hāʻawi i kahi hana e like me ka Pisces, a inā ua laki ʻoe i ka moe ʻana me kekahi, hiki i kā lākou hana ke hōʻoiaʻiʻo iā ʻoe no ka mea ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻo lākou kāu kahu Pelekane. E wela ana ka huikau.
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