Ma hope o ka hoʻolilo ʻana i ka hapa nui o ka makahiki i hala e noʻonoʻo ana i nā keiki ʻelua makahiki i loko o koʻu pōʻai kaiaulu i aʻo ʻia i ka halepaku… ʻekolu lā hana hoʻomaʻamaʻa potty (i kaulana ʻia e nā kumu aʻo makua e like me Lora Jensen a me nā puke like Oh Crap! Aʻo Potty ). Pono mākou me kaʻu kāne i 72 mau hola pololei e hiki ai iā mākou ke hāʻawi i kēia, no laila ua koho mākou i kahi hopena pule hoʻomaha lōʻihi, ʻo ia hoʻi ma ka piko o ke kolu o ka lā hānau o kā mākou keiki. Eia ka mea i hana ʻia… a ma hea i hana ʻia ai.
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No laila, pehea ka hana?
ʻO kēia ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa potty ma ke ahi. Hoʻokuʻu wale ʻoe i nā diapers a hoʻokaʻawale i ʻekolu mau lā kahi āu e nānā pono ai i ke aʻo ʻana i kāu keiki pehea e hoʻohana ai i ka lua. No ka hana maikaʻi ʻana i kēia, pono ʻoe e hoʻokaʻawale iā ʻoe iho i kou home i kokoke mau ʻoe i ka ipuhao. (He aha ke ala maikaʻi e hoʻopau ai i ka hopena pule, ʻeā?) Ma hope o ʻekolu lā, pono ʻoe (ma ke kumumanaʻo) e loaʻa i kahi keiki i hoʻomaʻamaʻa potty. ʻO ia ka mea like me ka lanakila ʻana i ka loteri keiki.
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He aha kaʻu e pono ai?
ʻO ka mea mua, e hoʻolālā i mua. ʻO ia ke ʻano o ka hoʻokō ʻana i kāu mau mea kūʻai a me nā hana ʻē aʻe ma mua (e ʻike i ka leka ma luna e pili ana i ka quarantine). Makemake paha ʻoe e hoʻonohonoho i nā lā pāʻani a i ʻole nā moe moe no kāu mau keiki ʻē aʻe (potty-trained). ʻO ka lua, e kiʻi i ʻelua mau pālule nui no kāu keiki e ʻaʻahu ai e uhi i kona wahi pilikino - e loaʻa i nā mea ʻoi aku ma mua o kou manaʻo e pono ai. Hiki i kāu keiki ke komo i ke kapa komo a i ʻole ke hele commando akā ʻaʻohe diapers a i ʻole ka puʻu—ʻo ka manaʻo makemake ʻoe e ʻike kāu keiki i ka mea e loaʻa iā ia kahi ulia pōpilikia. (A e loaʻa ana nā pōʻino.) Mākaukau? E hana kāua i kēia.
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Ma muli o ke ʻano paʻakikī āu e makemake ai e hele, aia kekahi mau ala, mai ka hoʻolei maoli ʻana i nā diapers a pau i loko o kou hale a hiki i ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i kāu keiki poop ma luna o ke kapena a hiki i ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā huki huki ma waho o ka home. Eia kā mākou mau kumu alakaʻi:
1. I ke kakahiaka o ka lā hoʻokahi, haʻi aku mākou i nā diapers, koe naʻe nā moe, nā pō a me nā holo kaʻa ʻoi aku ma mua o hoʻokahi hola.
2. Pume mākou iā ia i piha i ka wai, a laila hoʻokomo ikaika iā ia ma ka ipuhao i kēlā me kēia 20 a 30 mau minuke.
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3. Inā maika'i 'o ia i ka pipi a i 'ole ka poo, ua loa'a iā ia ka M&M. (Pēlā i kona kaikuahine hoʻokahi makahiki, i hana maikaʻi iā ia.)
4. Inā loaʻa iā ia kahi pōʻino, ʻaʻole mākou i ʻōlelo, ʻAe. Ua ʻōlelo mākou, ʻAe! Hele ka pipi a me ka poop i ka ipuhao.
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Ua kamaʻilio māua me kaʻu kāne e pili ana i ka Operation Potty mea nui loa ma mua, no laila ua ʻike maikaʻi kā kā mākou keiki e haʻi aku ana mākou i nā diapers. He mea kūpono hoʻi e ʻike ʻia i loko o nā mahina ʻelua ma mua o P-Day, e uē mau ana ʻo ia i kāna Pīpī Bjorn potty ka nui o nā pō ma mua o ka ʻauʻau.
Ua ʻōlelo nā puke a pau i ka lā mua, pono kāu keiki e hele a puni i lalo. Akā, ʻo kaʻu keiki ʻaʻole he olohelohe a b) he 15 degere ma waho, no laila ua hoʻokuʻu mākou iā ia e hele pololei i ke komo ʻana i ke kapa komo (Thomas the Tank Engine, inā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo nei). Ua hauʻoli loa ʻo ia me kēia.
Hāʻawi mākou iā ia i hoʻokahi tona wai a me ka waiū, hoʻokomo i ka Baby Bjorn i waenakonu o ko mākou lumi hoʻokipa, a lawe iā ia e pee i kēlā me kēia 20 mau minuke. Ua ʻike mākou i ko mākou nīnau ʻana, Pono ʻoe e pipi? ʻōlelo mau ʻo ia ʻaʻole. (UNRELIABLE!) Akā, i ko mākou huki ʻana iā ia ma laila, hana mau ʻo ia i kekahi mea. Ua loaʻa iā ia he ʻehā mau pōʻino pee i ka wā o ka lā, a ʻo ka haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa ʻoiaʻiʻo i ka wā i ʻike ai au iaʻu iho e holoi ana i ko mākou mau noho kīhini i hoʻopaʻa ʻia me ka mea holoi lole. (Pro tip: Kau i lalo i kahi kāwele.) ʻAe, a kali ʻo ia a hiki i ka wā e moe ai kāna diaper i ka poop. Akā i nā mea a pau, ʻaʻole weliweli .
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Ala aʻela ʻo ia, noi koke ʻo ia e hoʻohana i ka ipuhao a ʻohi i kāna mau lole komo, no laila, ua hoʻoluhi hewa ʻia wau i ka manaʻo hoʻopunipuni o ka hoʻokō ʻana…ʻo ia ka wikiwiki i ka wā i pipi ʻo ia ma luna o ka noho kīhini. AKA, ʻo ke koena o ke kakahiaka ʻaʻohe ulia pōpilikia, a haʻalele mākou i ka hale a hele no ka hapalua hola hele me ka ʻole o ka pilikia. Ua ike ka'u kane i ka hora 1 p. i ka hora 3 p.m. Me he mea lā ʻo ia ka hola kilokilo i ka lā ma mua, no laila ua nānā mākou iā ia e like me nā hawks i kēia manawa… a ua hiki iā mākou ke pale i kahi pōʻino pili #1 akā ua lohi loa no #2. Ma hope o ka hiamoe, he keiki gula ʻo ia, e noi ana e hoʻohana i ka ipuhao, e hōʻino ana i kāna ʻaina ahiahi me ʻeiwa miliona M&Ms a ʻaʻole hoʻohaumia i ke kāwele, ua akamai loa wau e kau i kona noho.
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Nā kāne. Ua loaʻa iā mākou kahi lā pōʻino ʻole! Lawe mākou iā ia i ka Home Depot, kahi āna i hoʻohana pono ai i kēia mea liʻiliʻi noho lawe lima e pipi ma kahi lumi hoʻomaha. (Pomaikai.) Ua oki makou i ka draconian me ka rula o kela a me keia 20-minuke, a hilinai hou aku i ka nana ana i kona inu wai e ike i kona wa e hele ai. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ʻo Poop… ua loaʻa iā ia hoʻokahi pōʻino e pili ana i ke kapa komo, a laila i loko o kāna diaper. Akā ʻo ka pēpē pēpē… ʻaʻole anei?
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Ka hopena, ma ka pōkole (s)
Hoʻohana maoli ke ʻano, akā makemake nui ia e kāhea iā ia i ʻekolu lā, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo ua kokoke loa mākou i ka poop mua. (A ua ʻike mākou i ka hoʻohana ʻana o ka hapa nui o nā keiki i nā diapers i ka pō no kekahi manawa ma hope o ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana i ka ipuhao.) Akā, kūpono ia, a e hoʻomau mākou i kēia hoʻolālā i nā lā ʻehā, ʻelima a ʻoi aku. A e like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo nei, hiki mai.
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