Hele wau i loko o koʻu hale noho ma hope o ka lā lōʻihi ma ka hana a ua mākaukau wau hoʻomaha . Malia paha e ninini wau iaʻu iho i ka hapalua aniani o ka sauvignon blanc (ʻike maopopo ʻia kahi mea i kūʻai ʻia ma Trader Joe's). Hiki paha iaʻu ke hoʻolilo iaʻu iho i papa ʻai momona o nā pretzels i uhi ʻia i ke kokoleka a me Cheez-Its (a i ʻole nā kāloti pēpē wale nō ke kumu, ʻike ʻoe, nā calorie a i ʻole nā mea a pau). Hoʻokuʻu au i koʻu mau wāwae ma luna o kaʻu papaʻaina kope, hopu i ka mamao a koke, me ka noʻonoʻo ʻole, huki iā Netflix. He aha kaʻu e nānā ai? ʻO ka moʻolelo hou mai Ryan Murphy? ʻO kēlā kiʻiʻoniʻoni puʻupuʻu e pili ana iā Meryl Streep kahi āna i hōkū ai i kēlā kanaka mai kēlā mea (ʻike ʻoe i kēlā)? ʻAʻole. Hoʻokahi koho a hoʻokahi wale nō koho: Hoʻokomo wau Ke Keena .
ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua like ia me kahi koho kūpono ʻole. Akā, ʻike ʻoe, he pilikia koʻu. Koho wau e kau i nā ʻāpana kahiko o Ke Keena i kēlā me kēia lā o koʻu ola. A loaʻa iaʻu no nā makahiki. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua nānā au i ka moʻo holoʻokoʻa o Ke Keena ʻoi aku ma mua o 20 mau manawa a pau (ʻae, pau eiwa kau). ʻO ia hoʻi, ua lohe au i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻO ia kāna ʻōlelo ma mua o 1,000 mau manawa. E like me ka paʻakikī o ka ʻae ʻana (ʻAe, ʻaʻole ia he paʻakikī, akā ʻo kēlā me kēia mea), ʻike wau i ka nānā hou ʻana i ka hōʻike ... a pono wau e ʻike i ke kumu.
ʻIke ʻoe ua ʻike Ke Keena a ike i ke ano o ia mea. Akā inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i nānā iā ia i hoʻokahi manawa a ʻaʻole 20 mau manawa, e ʻae mai iaʻu e hoʻomanaʻo i kou hoʻomanaʻo: ʻO Michael Scott ke holo nei i ka lālā Scranton o kahi hui pepa, ʻo Dunder Mifflin (nā ʻōlelo hōʻino e hiki mai ana); Pili ʻo Pam lāua ʻo Jim no nā kau ʻelua hope loa pū hui; Hoʻokomo ʻo Dwight i ka pōpoki a Angela i loko o ka pahu hau; Hoʻopau mākou i nā kau hope ʻelua a ʻekolu paha e hoʻāʻo nei (no ka lanakila ʻole) e hana hou i kēlā kilokilo ʻo Steve Carrell me nā mea āpau mai Will Ferrell a James Spader.
Akā, ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻae me aʻu e pili ana Ke Keena no ka mea kupaianaha, ʻaʻole wau wale nō i ka ʻimi ʻana i ka maʻalahi o ka binge. ʻO ka Chicago Tribune hōʻike i kēlā Ke Keena ʻo ia ka ʻike nui ʻia ma Netflix. ʻOiai ua hoʻomaka hou ia ma NBC i ka makahiki 2005 a ua haʻalele i ka lewa mai ka makahiki 2013, ʻo ka poʻe bingewatchers e like me aʻu ua hana ia #1 ma ka 'Flix.
No kekahi pōʻaiapili, Ka Tribune kākau, ua nānā ʻo Nielsen i nā helu ma kahi o 12 mau mahina a ʻike ʻo ia ka hōʻike no 45.8 biliona mau minuke i nānā ʻia i hoʻohālikelike ʻia me ka buzzy Netflix kumu. Nā mea malihini , i hoʻopaʻa ʻia ma 27.6 biliona mau minuke.
Eia naʻe, ke nīnau nei kēia i ka nīnau nui: no ke aha mai?! Me ka nui o nā hōʻike hou a me nā platform streaming e puka mai ana i kēlā me kēia mahina, no ke aha wau e hoʻi hou ai i Dunder Mifflin?
ʻIke loa, ma ke ʻano he kanaka ʻaʻole i hoʻohuli ʻia ʻO ka ʻAlani ka ʻeleʻele hou , ʻAʻohe oʻu kūlana e hoʻopaʻa pono iā ʻoe iho. No laila ua huli au i ka poʻe pono. Eia, ʻeono kumu e wehewehe ai i kaʻu Keena obsession, e like me ka poʻe loea noʻonoʻo i aʻo ʻia.
nbc/ Nā kiʻi kiʻi kiʻi1. Hōʻoluʻolu a me ka Paʻa
Loaʻa iā mākou nā manawa a mākou e makemake ai i kahi puʻu mahana maikaʻi i ka hopena o ka lā. Hele mai koʻu pūliki ma ke ʻano o ka hoʻohenehene wahi hana.Wahi a ke kauka psychologist Kauka Tricia Wolanin , Ke nānā hou mākou i nā hōʻike televise a mākou i kamaʻāina ai, ʻike mākou i ka mea e manaʻo ʻia mai lākou. ʻIke mākou i nā manaʻo e ʻike hou ʻia: ʻakaʻaka, makaʻu, hauʻoli, noʻonoʻo. Inā he moʻolelo, me he mea lā ua noho pū mākou me kēia mau ʻano a he ʻāpana lākou o kā mākou pōʻai hoaaloha. Aia ke ʻano kamaʻāina a me ka pilina, e hōʻoluʻolu iā mākou e nānā ma ka pale. Hoʻokomo mākou iā mākou iho i loko o ko lākou honua, a hiki ke loaʻa ke kūpaʻa e loaʻa iā mākou ma laila ʻoiai e haunaele ko mākou honua. He hilinaʻi nā hōʻike. E noʻonoʻo mau i ke kumu e hiki ai i kahi kamaliʻi ke nānā Loaʻa iā Dory hou a hou a hou? ʻAe, ʻo ia ka loina like.
2. Nostalgia
Ua kākau pū ʻo Dr. Wolanin, Ua paʻa nā kiʻi i ka manawa, [a] ʻo ka nānā ʻana i kēia mau hōʻike e hoʻomanaʻo paha iā mākou i kahi manawa o ko mākou ola a mākou e nalo nei. Kuhi lākou i nā mea i loko o ka moʻomeheu pop i loaʻa ʻole i kēia lā. I kekahi manawa makemake mākou e hōʻoluʻolu ʻia me nā mea a mākou i ʻike ai me ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e hoʻohui a ʻike paha i kahi honua hou o nā mea i loko o ko mākou ola.
Ma ke ʻano he crotchety-old-man-training, loaʻa iaʻu kēia. Ma mua o hoʻokahi manawa, ua hopu wau iaʻu iho e ʻōlelo nei, ʻAʻole lākou e hana i nā hōʻike TV e like me ka wā ma mua. Eia kekahi, e nānā ana i ka hui e ho'āʻo e wehewehe ʻOliʻoli iā Phyllis a i ʻole ka ʻike ʻana iā Kelly lāua ʻo Erin e hoʻolālā ana a puni ke keʻena e hoʻihoʻi maoli iaʻu i kahi manawa maikaʻi a maʻalahi.
3. Paʻakikī ke koho
ʻOiaʻiʻo, aia kahi ton o ka ʻike ma waho. Akā, hiki nō hoʻi iā ia ke paʻakikī loa.
Wahi a kahi noiʻi hou mai Pela no ka TV , ʻōlelo ka hapalua o nā mea hoʻohana streaming e hoʻolimalima lākou i ka manawa nui e ʻimi i nā mea hou e nānā ai a piʻi nui kēlā helu no nā poʻe me nā lawelawe ʻoi aku: 39% no ka poʻe me ka lawelawe streaming 1, 49% no ka poʻe me 2-4, a me 68% no ka poe me 5 a oi.
Hiki ia'u ke pili i keia paio. Hoʻokō a i ʻole Ka Leialii ? Nailed It a i ʻole ʻO ka Pelekania Nui Bake Off? Ke Keʻena? ʻAʻohe manaʻo pono!
nbc/ Nā kiʻi kiʻi kiʻi4. Ka Manaʻo o ka ʻohana a me ke kaiāulu
Loko hoʻonaʻauao kino Kauka Carla Marie Manly ʻO ka hahai ʻana me nā frenemies kaulana ʻo Dwight lāua ʻo Jim e kōkua maoli iaʻu e ʻike i ka manaʻo o ke kaiāulu.Kākau ʻo ia, ʻO kekahi mau sitcoms, ʻoiaʻiʻo, hoʻokumu i kahi manaʻo o ka ʻohana a me ke kaiāulu e hiki ai i ka mea nānā ke lohe, hōʻoia ʻia, a hoʻomaopopo ʻia.
He oiaio keia me Ke Keena . ʻOiaʻiʻo, kāhea ʻo Michael i kēia ʻano ʻohana i ka manawa mua loa: 'ʻO ka mea kapu loa aʻu e hana ai, ʻo ia ka mālama a hoʻolako i kaʻu mau limahana, koʻu ʻohana. Hāʻawi wau iā lākou i ke kālā. Hāʻawi wau iā lākou i ka ʻai. ʻAʻole pololei, akā ma o ke kālā. ke hoola nei au ia lakou.' Makemake au iā Dwight i kaikunāne? ʻAʻole loa. Akā paʻakikī iaʻu ke nānā i ka hōʻike ma hope o kēia mau makahiki a ʻaʻole manaʻo i kēlā ʻano pili pili.
5. He ʻokoʻa nō i kēlā me kēia manawa
ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake kekahi mea nānā ʻole e ʻike, Mai loaʻa ʻoe luuluu nānā hou i ka moʻo like? E ʻōlelo wau ʻaʻole, akā aia kekahi kumu.
Ma ke ʻano maʻalahi, i kēlā me kēia manawa ke nānā ʻia kahi hōʻike ʻike ʻokoʻa. ʻIke ka mea nānā i nā mea ma hope i hala a lohe ʻole i nā laina i hoʻomaopopo ʻole ʻia. I kekahi manawa ua wikiwiki ka wikiwiki o ka hōʻike ʻana a hala nā mea, wahi a Kauka Steven M. Sultanoff , kanaka hoʻonaʻauao kino.
No ka laʻana, ʻaʻole paha a hiki i koʻu nānā ʻana i ka ʻehā a i ʻole ʻelima paha ua ʻike wau ua hōʻike mua ʻia ʻo Nick the IT Guy ma ka hōʻike ma kahi hiʻohiʻona me Pam ma kahi papa hana kula. A ʻo wai ka mea ʻike i koʻu ʻike hope ʻana ʻo ka ʻōlelo hoʻoholo a Stanley ma ka papa hoʻoholo o ke keʻena he kāne maikaʻi aʻe paha?! Nui nā pōhaku huna a me nā papa aʻu i ʻike ʻole ai.
6. ʻAe, a ua maikaʻi
No laila, no ke aha lā wau i hoʻohui ai i ka nānā ʻana iā Jan lāua ʻo Michael e hele piha ana ʻO wai ka makaʻu iā Virginia Woolf? i kaʻu hanana punahele, i kapa ʻia ʻo Dinner Party?
psychologist Dr. Jeff Nalin, ka mea hoʻokumu a me ka luna hoʻokō ma ʻO ke Keʻena Lapaʻau Paradigm Malibu , wahi a, ʻO nā hana leʻaleʻa, e like me ka nānā ʻana, hoʻoulu i ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana o dopamine, nā hormones maikaʻi o ko mākou lolo. Ke kau nei kēia mau hōʻailona leʻaleʻa, ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke haʻalele a hoʻōki i kā mākou hana. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ke ʻano addictive o ka nānā ʻana i ka binge e hoʻohālikelike ʻia me kahi lāʻau kiʻekiʻe, a ʻo ka hopena, ʻike mākou iā mākou iho e ʻimi mau nei i ka holo dopamine e hōʻoluʻolu ai mākou.
A e, inā hiki iaʻu ke hoʻoikaika i koʻu ʻano me kekahi Keena dopamine a hoʻokuʻu i kēlā huakaʻi i Planet Fitness no ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa endorphins, kau inoa iaʻu!
nb/ Nā kiʻi kiʻi kiʻiNo laila, ma hea kahi e waiho ai kēia mau mea iaʻu? ʻAe, manaʻo wau e hoʻomau i ka nānā hou ʻana i kēia hōʻike (ʻoiai inā hoʻololi ʻia mai Netflix i ka lawelawe streaming Peacock hou o NBC). Akā ʻoi aku ka nui o ka manaʻo, me he mea lā ua aʻo wau i ka nānā ʻana i nā reruns o Ke Keena ʻo ia koʻu ʻano mālama ponoʻī. Pono kekahi poʻe i ka ʻauʻau ʻauʻau a me kahi Kenny G. Pono wau iā Oscar ma kahi malū e pili ana i ke kāne a Angela a me Michael e hoʻonohonoho ana i nā sprinklers i kāna noi i hoʻopiha ʻia i ke kukui iā Holly. laina lalo: Ke Keena he lapaau. Ua kamaʻāina. A ʻaʻohe manaʻo paʻakikī. ʻO ia kāna i ʻōlelo ai.
PILI: ʻO ka male ʻana o Jim lāua ʻo Pam ma 'The Office' i manaʻo ʻia he hopena ʻokoʻa loa
