Ua lohe paha ʻoe e pili ana i hoʻokahi miliona a me hoʻokahi mau hopena paʻa i ke ola moe kolohe, akā ʻo kahi pūʻulu o nā lima lima ʻaʻole ia he pane maoli i kahi mea e pono ai ka manawa a me ka hoʻoikaika ʻana e mālama. (E hoʻomanaʻo i ka holoʻokoʻa 'til death do us part thing?) Maʻaneʻi, pehea e loaʻa ai kahi ola moe maikaʻi ma nā ʻano hana ʻewalu.
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iwakālua201. Hoalohaloha lakou
E noʻonoʻo paha ʻoe, Pehea e hiki ai iaʻu ke hoʻokalakupua me kahi kanaka i ʻike iaʻu e ʻai i ka pizza holoʻokoʻa me aʻu iho? Akā eia ka mea: ʻO nā kāne i loko o ia mea no ka lōʻihi lōʻihi ua ʻike kekahi i kekahi i ko lākou pōʻino loa. ʻO ia ke kumu o ka hoʻihoʻi ʻana mai i ka flirting i kāu repertoire e mālama i nā mea hoihoi, hou a hou (ʻae, inā ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomanaʻo i ke ola ma mua o kou male ʻana). Hoʻouna i kahi sext o ka lā hana (ʻaʻole lākou no nā millennials wale nō); a i ʻole e hoʻohālikelike a kau i kou lima ma kona ʻūhā, no ka lōʻihi iki… ma ka ʻaina ahiahi me kou mau makuahōnōwai. Auwe, e nānā iā ʻoe, ʻo ka wahine hoʻokamakama.
2. Pencil la lakou
ʻOiaʻiʻo, he mea ʻino ke kākau ʻana i ka manawa sexy ma 10:45 p.m. Akā, paʻakikī ke ola, a e like me kā mākou pono e hoʻokaʻawale i ka manawa no ka hoʻoikaika kino a nānā paha Na Wahine Hale Maoli , pono mākou e hoʻokaʻawale i ka manawa no ko mākou ola wahine. ʻAʻohe hilahila i ka nānā ʻana ma mua o ka manawaleʻa. Ua ʻae ʻia e hoʻokomo i kāu Google Cal.
iwakālua203. ʻAʻole lākou e heleuma i ka wā moe
Luhi loa ma hope o ka lā hana he ʻumi hola? Ua lohe mua ʻoe ma ʻaneʻi: ʻAʻole pono ka moe ma mua o ka moe. ʻO ke kī ʻo ka ʻimi ʻana i nā ʻeke o ka lā e hana maikaʻi loa iā ʻoe. ʻO nā manu mua ʻelua? hemolele. 7:00 a.m. ʻo ia. A i ʻole ʻoe e kaomi i ka snooze a hiki i kou haʻalele ʻana i ka hale, akā ua huhū ʻo ia ma hope o ka ʻai ʻana i ka ʻaina ahiahi—pehea ma hope o ka hana? Nui. E ʻike iā ʻoe ma laila.
4. Huli lakou i ka hoomaka ana
Eia hou: E makaʻala i ka hāʻule ʻana i nā mamana. No ka mea, ʻo kāu kāne ka mea nāna e hoʻomaka i nā mea, ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo pono ʻo ia e kapena i ka moku. Kaʻana like i ka ukana. Wehe i ka pōʻaiapuni o ka monotony.
iwakālua205. Hoomaemae lakou i ka lumi moe ma ka Reg
ʻO wai ka mea i ʻike i ka hoʻololi ʻana i nā lau hiki ke lilo i mea hoʻohuli? Akā ʻo ka mea koʻikoʻi, ʻo ka mālama ʻana i kāu wahi pilikino maʻemaʻe a me ka hou e ʻoi aku ka hoihoi iā ʻoe e pili. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi, inā e kaʻana like ʻoe i ka hana (a pono ʻoe), aia ʻoe i kahi huna liʻiliʻi.
6. Lakou—Hahuu!— Kamailio maopopo
Wehe i kēlā mau pale pepeiao—ʻaʻole kapu ke kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka moekolohe me kāu wahine; he ola kino. He mea hou i ka convo? E kiʻi i kahi pepa a me nā peni a noho i lalo. I kēia manawa, e kākau i ʻelua a ʻekolu mau manaʻo nui āu e makemake nui ai mai kēlā me kēia i ka wā moe (e laʻa, ʻoi aku ka kamaʻilio ʻana, ʻoi aku ka hoʻowalewale, ʻoi aku ke aʻo, a me nā mea ʻē aʻe). Kaʻana like i kāu mea i kākau ai a nīnau kekahi i kekahi. Ka manawa no kāu haʻawina home: E hoʻāʻo i ka mea a kāu hoa i kākau ai. ʻOi aku ka ʻoluʻolu o ʻolua e kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka moekolohe, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ko ʻolua ola ʻana.
7. Mālama lākou i kahi helu
ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā lākou ma kā lākou papa kīhini (ma ka liʻiliʻi, manaʻolana mākou ʻaʻole), akā ʻike lākou i ka nui o ka moekolohe a lākou e loaʻa ai, ʻoiai he hōʻailona ia o nā mea ʻē aʻe e pili ana i ka pilina. I lalo iki i kēia mahina? E kamaʻilio kākou no ia mea.
8. Hana lākou inā ʻaʻole lākou i ka Mood
Eia ka mea: ʻO ka moe ka hānau ʻana i ka wahine. E like me ʻO ka New York Times kākau, Ua ʻike nā kāne he nui inā hoʻoikaika lākou iā lākou iho e moe kolohe, ʻaʻole koke ia e lilo i hana a hoʻomanaʻo lākou makemake lākou i ka moekolohe. Pane ke kino me ka nui o nā kemika lolo a me nā hoʻololi ʻē aʻe e hiki ke kōkua. No laila, ʻano like ia me ka Viagra maoli no kou ola wahine he… Makemake mākou i kahi hoʻonā maʻalahi.
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