Aloha mākou iā ʻoe Gemini —ʻaʻole ka mea liʻiliʻi loa no ka mea ua loaʻa iā ʻoe pono ka inoa hoku. E kapa paha kekahi iā ʻoe he ʻulaʻula, he maka ʻelua a ʻike ʻole paha akā e ʻoiaʻiʻo, he lili wale kēlā poʻe. ʻAʻole maʻalahi ka hoʻomau ʻana i kāu ʻano ʻano nani, ka ʻono maikaʻi ʻole a me ka manaʻo hoʻomau ʻole o ka hoʻokūkū! (E manaʻoʻiʻo mai iā mākou, ua hoʻāʻo mākou!) Ke koi nei kekahi ʻaʻole ʻoe e mākaukau e noho i lalo, akā ʻo ʻoe. aloha aloha e like me kou aloha i ka waxing poetic e pili ana i ka manaʻo koʻikoʻi i kēlā me kēia māhele o Kaikamahine haʻihaʻi . No laila, ʻo wai ka mea nāna ʻoe e haʻalulu? ʻO wai nā hōʻailona e kūpono i kāu mau hana wela a me kāu mau ʻike akamai? Eia kā mākou kūlana kūpono Gemini.
12. Capricorn (Dekemaba 22 - Ianuali 19)
Ma ka pepa, Gemini a Capricorn ʻaneʻane ʻaʻohe mea like a he ʻoiaʻiʻo nō hoʻi kēia ma ka hana. ʻOiai ʻo Capricorns he poʻe kuʻuna, ʻike ʻia ʻo Gemini i ka moʻomeheu o kēia manawa. ʻOiai hikiʻole iā Geminis ke hoʻonohonoho i ko lākou lā, aia nā Capricorns i kahi hoʻolālā 30 makahiki. Hoʻouna ʻo kekahi i 67 mau kānaka i ka manawa a ʻo kekahi e mālama pono i kahi pōkā puke puke . Kūlike ka ea hoʻololi i ka honua Cardinal: Pehea lākou e launa pū ai? ʻO ka mea hoʻokahi e hiki ai ke hoʻohui i kēia mau mea ʻelua, ʻo ke aloha like i nā mea kahiko a i ʻole nā mea waiwai maʻamau. Hiki i kēia mau mea ʻelua ke loaʻa kahi lā kamahaʻo e hele ana i nā hale kiʻi ma ka Met a i ʻole ka Hale Hōʻikeʻike o Natural History. Ma nā wahi a pau e hui ai nā ʻike he nui, aia kēia mau mea ʻelua ma ka ʻaoʻao hoʻokahi. ʻO ia hoʻi, a hiki i ka manawa e luhi ai ʻo Gemini a neʻe koke i ka mea aʻe.
11. Taurus (ʻApelila 20 - Mei 20)
Me Taurus e like me ka hōʻailona kūpaʻa loa i loko o ka zodiac a me Gemini he kaulana kaulana loa, hui pū kēia mau mea ʻelua i ka wā e ʻimi nei lākou i ka pilikia. Hoʻokumu kēia pāʻani i ke keaka hikiwawe a mau. Makemake wale ʻo Taurus i ke kūpaʻa a makemake ʻo Gemini i ke kūʻokoʻa. A ʻoiai ʻaʻole pono e kūʻē ʻia kēia mau mea, ʻoi aku ka nui o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana o Taurus e hoʻomalu i ka papa hana Gemini, ʻoi aku ka nui o nā kipi Gemini. No ke aha ka Netflix mau a me ka ʻoluʻolu inā nui nā mea e ʻimi? Hoʻomaka mua ʻia kēia mau mea ʻelua i ka manaʻo maikaʻi o kēlā me kēia - ʻo lāua ʻelua he pēpē i ka wā puna me ka makemake nui i ke ola. Akā, i ka manawa e ʻike ai ʻo Gemini ua ʻoluʻolu ʻo Taurus i ke kauoha ʻana i nā hua like Benedict ma ka wahi brunch hoʻokahi no ka wā pau ʻole, ua pio ka ʻula. ʻO ke ola me ka mea hou ʻole ka make no kahi Gemini.
10. Cancer (Iune 21 - Iulai 22)
E like me Taurus, Ka ma'i 'a'ai he hōʻailona ʻē aʻe e makemake ana i ka hōʻoluʻolu a me ke kūpaʻa. ʻIke ʻia nā maʻi maʻi no ka makuahine o ka zodiac. A ʻoiai e holo ana nā hōʻailona he nui i Cancer no ka hōʻoluʻolu, ka pilina a me ka meaʻai ʻono i hoʻomoʻa ʻia i ka home, ʻaʻole hiki iā Geminis ke kū i ko lākou haku. A ʻo TBH, ʻike pinepine lākou i ka maʻi maʻi he mea ʻoluʻolu loa. ʻO ka maʻi maʻi he hōʻailona cardinal (aka alakaʻi), no laila makemake lākou e alakaʻi. Makemake ʻo Gemini e pane ʻole i kekahi. ʻOiai ʻo kēia mau hōʻailona ʻelua e noho kokoke ana kekahi i kekahi ma ka zodiac (a ʻoi aku ka like ma mua o ko lākou makemake e manaʻoʻiʻo), ʻaʻole loa lākou e ʻike maka i ka maka. Hoʻopilikia ʻo Gemini i ka maʻi maʻi ʻaʻole i pau. ʻO lākou hiki i ka pō bougie maikaʻi ma ke kūlanakauhale akā naʻe no ka poʻe āpau, pono lākou e hoʻomaha i ka hoʻi ʻana i ka home ma ka hopena o ka lā.
9. Virgo (ʻAukake 23 - Kepakemapa 22)
Gemini a me Virgo Ua hoʻomalu ʻia lāua e ka honua kamaʻilio Mercury. He a hailona ma ka like a me ka pili koke. Hoʻopili ʻia nā mea ʻelua i ka ʻohi ʻana i ka ʻike, ka wehewehe ʻana a me ka hōʻike ʻana i ka poʻe a pau he pololei. Hāʻawi like lākou i ka haʻi ʻana i nā moʻolelo, ka hana ʻana i nā papahana a me ka mālama ʻana i nā ʻano kamaʻilio pūʻulu. Hiki iā ia ke hoʻohālikelike iā lākou i ka lani (inā pili ko lākou makemake) a i ʻole ka moeʻuhane ʻino loa o kēlā me kēia (inā hele mai lākou mai nā ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe o kekahi spectrum). Makemake nui ʻo Gemini e hoʻokūkū i ka poʻe me nā manaʻo like ʻole, ʻaʻole e hoʻomaha a hiki i ka lalo o ke kumu o ke ʻano o kekahi. Hiki i kēia ke koʻikoʻi loa iā Virgo nāna nō hoʻi e ʻimi akā ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi ma mua o Gemini. ʻOiai makemake mākou e lilo i lele ma luna o ka pā no nā kamaʻilio ʻana ma waena o kēia mau mea ʻelua, ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke hoʻohiki e launa pū lāua.
8. Sagittarius (Novema 22 - Kekemapa 21)
Gemini a me Sagittarius he mau hoailona kue. ʻO ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa, ʻo nā mea kūʻē a pau i ka zodiac, ʻo kēia mau mea ʻelua ka mea like loa. Makemake lāua ʻelua i ke kūʻokoʻa, ka ʻimi ʻana a ʻike i ka waiwai o ka paio maikaʻi. Ke hui pū lākou, ʻo kā lākou mau hoʻopaʻapaʻa ko lākou foreplay. ʻO Geminis e like me nā keiki hoihoi i kahi pāʻina, e nīnau mau ana No ke aha? a me ka makemake e ʻike i ka ʻike e like me ka hiki (e pili ana i kekahi mea a me nā mea āpau). ʻO Sagittarians ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe, makemake e hana i kahi kamaʻilio liʻiliʻi i kahi dissertation PhD. ʻOiai ua haʻalele kēia mau mea ʻelua i ka noʻonoʻo a ʻike kekahi i kekahi i ka nani a me ka hoihoi, ʻike paha ʻo Gemini iā Sagittarius i kahi haʻahaʻa a nele i ka ʻakaʻaka. ʻAʻole pono kēlā me kēia kamaʻilio e hoʻomaka me kahi ʻōlelo thesis! I kekahi manawa, makemake wale ʻo Gemini e vibe.
7. Scorpio (ʻOkakopa 22 - Nowemapa 21)
ʻAʻole pono kēia pāʻani, akā ma kekahi ʻano ... hana. Malia paha no ka mea ʻo kēia mau mea ʻelua nā hōʻailona hōʻino mau loa o ka zodiac, pili lākou i nā manaʻo kuhihewa ʻole o kēlā me kēia. Hele lākou i ka hoʻomaopopo ʻole ʻia. ʻO Gemini ke kūʻokoʻa i ka wā Scorpio koʻikoʻi e like me ka puʻuwai puʻuwai. Akā hoʻopuka lākou i ka maikaʻi o kekahi i kekahi. ʻAʻohe mea mahalo i ka manaʻo o Scorpio (ʻeleʻele) e like me Gemini, a ʻaʻohe mea e nīnau iā Gemini i nā nīnau paʻakikī e like me Scorpio. ʻOiai ʻo Scorpio kahi hōʻailona paʻa a ʻo ka nui o ke kūpaʻa ʻana he mea nui ia no Gemini, ua hoʻomalu ʻia ʻo Scorpio e Mars. Makemake ʻo Scorpio e hoʻomau i ka neʻe ʻana e like me ka makemake o Gemini e hoʻomau i ke kamaʻilio. ʻOiai ʻaʻole ʻike maʻalahi kēia mau mea ʻelua i kekahi i kekahi, i ka wā e hui pū ai lāua: Ua manaʻo ʻia.
6. Aquarius (Ianuali 20 - Pepeluali 18)
E like me Gemini, Aquarius he kaulana no ka noho kaawale. ʻAʻole no ka mālama ʻole ʻana o kēia mau hōʻailona ea ʻelua, ʻo ia ka mea i manaʻo nui lāua i ko lāua kūʻokoʻa ma mua o nā mea ʻē aʻe. Ke hui pūʻo Gemini a me Aquarius, he hui maoli ia o nā manaʻo. Ma mua o nā hōʻailona ʻē aʻe, koi ʻo Aquarius iā Gemini e koʻikoʻi i kā lākou mau pahuhopu a hoʻokō i kā lākou mau moemoeā. I ka hoʻihoʻi ʻana, hoʻoikaika ʻo Gemini iā Aquarius e hoʻopili me ko lākou mau makemake a hauʻoli hou aku. Hoʻopuka ʻo Gemini i ke keiki i loko o Aquarius! ʻOiai ʻaʻole kēia mau mea ʻelua i hoʻokūkū maikaʻi loa, ʻoiaʻiʻo he kāne mana. ʻO nā hōʻailona ʻē aʻe (e like me Taurus a i ʻole Cancer) makemake paha i kahi moʻolelo fairytale, akā hauʻoli kēia mau mea akamai i ka hana i kā lākou mea ponoʻī. He hauʻoli ke kūʻokoʻa!
5. Leo (Iulai 23 - ʻAukake 22)
I ka wā e hui ai ka moʻomeheu vulture Gemini i ka style maven Leo , lele maoli ka lama! Hoʻopiʻi kokeʻiaʻo Leo e ka naʻauao o Gemini aʻaʻole hiki iā Gemini ke lawa i nāʻano holoholona holoholona o Leo. ʻO kēia mau kāne ʻelua e hula i ka pō a pau ma ka hui a hoʻomau i ka brunch i ka lā aʻe. Makemake nā kānaka a pau e pili i kā lākou mau vibes maikaʻi! ʻO ka hui pū, he aliʻi lākou! ʻO kēia ka pilina o JFK (Gemini) a me Jackie O (Leo). ʻO ka pilikia wale nō me kēia pili i kekahi manawa he mea maikaʻi loa ia. ʻAʻole naʻe i nele i ka ʻoihana hilinaʻi iā ia iho no laila inā e hōʻino kekahi i ka waiwai o kekahi - pono, ʻo ia ka ʻōlelo kaua. ʻOiai hiki i kēia mau mea ʻelua ke hoʻoulu i kekahi i kekahi, he pāʻani ia i hana ʻia ma ka lani.
4. Gemini (Mei 21 - Iune 20)
ʻOiai e hoʻoweliweli ʻia nā hōʻailona ʻē aʻe i ka wā e hui pū ai nā Gemini ʻelua, ʻo kēia ma nā ʻano he nui kūpono. ʻAe, paʻakikī nā mea ʻelua, pololei a paʻakikī ke hoʻopaʻa ʻia. Akā,ʻaʻohe mea i kapa iā Gemini e like me kekahi Gemini. No ka laʻana: Ua hui nā kānaka ʻelua ma kahi polokalamu pili. Kūkākūkā lākou, pāʻani a hoʻopalau. Hoʻokahi hola ma mua o ka lā, hoʻāʻo kekahi (kahi Gemini i ʻike ʻia) e kāpae i kekahi (ʻo Gemini hoʻi) no ka mea ʻaʻole makemake ʻo ia. Ke ʻōlelo nei kekahi e loaʻa iaʻu ʻoe, akā paipai ʻia lākou e hui pū kekahi. Hana ʻelua i ka lā (hope, ʻoiaʻiʻo), hopu i kahi inu a noho i lalo. Ua maʻa nā mea ʻelua i ka hoʻokele ʻana i kēlā me kēia kamaʻilio ʻana i ka maʻalahi o ka holo ʻana o nā mea ma waena o lākou e hoʻomaka koke ana. Koʻikoʻi ka hoʻomakeʻa ʻana a lele ke ahi! I ko lāua honi ʻana i ke aloha, ʻōlelo kekahi Gemini i kekahi, ʻIke? ʻAʻole i hiki mai kēia inā ʻoe e paʻi! ma mua o ka nalo ʻana i ka pō, e hoʻomau ana i kā lāua mau makemake ʻelua. Ma mua o kou ʻike ʻana, ke noho pū nei lāua. ʻAʻole pili kēia pilina i ka hahai ʻana, akā ʻike lāua ʻelua i ka pāʻani a mālama i ka mea pohihihi!
3. Aries (Malaki 21 - ʻApelila 19)
Gemini a me Aries he mau hoa mana. E like me Leo, ua hoihoi kokeʻiaʻo Gemini i ka hilinaʻi o Aries, akā mahalo hoʻiʻaʻoleʻo Aries e ho'āʻo nui e kū i waho. ʻIke kēia mau mea ʻelua i ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i kā lāua mau kiaʻi a mālama iki i ka poise a i ʻole ka maʻalahi. He mea hoʻohauʻoli maikaʻi ʻo Aries, e hoʻoikaika mau iā Gemini e hōʻike i ko lākou ʻano maikaʻi loa i ka honua. I ka hoʻihoʻi ʻana, he muse ʻo Gemini no Aries, e hoʻoulu ai i nā manaʻo maikaʻi loa o ka hipa. ʻO Gemini lāua ʻo Aries ka wiwo ʻole a paipai kekahi i kekahi e ʻimi i kā lāua ʻaoʻao kinkier i loko o ka lumi moe . ʻO ka pilikia wale nō o kēia pilina, ʻo ia ka manaʻo i kekahi manawa e like me Peter Pan e kau ana me nā keikikāne nalowale a ʻaʻole makemake e lilo i ke kanaka makua i loko o ka lumi. ʻOiai ʻaʻole e hoʻokūkū kekahi i kekahi a puni, ʻoiai hiki i kēia pāʻani ke hoʻomau.
2. Libra (Sepatemaba 23 - ʻOkakopa 21)
Gemini a me Libra He mau geeks lāua a makemake hoʻi e hele pū. He pāʻani noʻonoʻo maoli kēia kahi e ʻoluʻolu ai ʻelua i ka hōʻike ʻana i kā lāua ʻaoʻao freaky (a kinky). . ʻO ka lā mua me kēia mau mea ʻelua mau hola inā paha lākou ʻōhumu e pili ana i ka launa pū ʻana a i ʻole ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻana i ka manaʻo koʻikoʻi. ʻAʻole loa lākou e pau i nā mea e kamaʻilio ai a i ka manawa a lākou e hoʻopaʻa ai i kekahi i kekahi, hana maʻamau lākou i kā lākou ʻōlelo huna a i ʻole code (nui ka huhū o ka poʻe a puni lākou ʻaʻole i loko o ka ʻakaʻaka). Hoʻoikaika nui ʻia lāua ʻelua a ʻoiai ʻo lāua ʻelua e makemake e hoʻokalakupua ma waho o ka pilina, ʻo wai ka mea e ʻōlelo nei ʻaʻole ia he lili? Loaʻa i kēia mau mea ʻelua kemika like ʻole a ʻaʻole loa e uluhua kekahi i kekahi. He pilina A+ maoli.
1. Pisces (Fepeluali 19 - Malaki 20)
He mea kāhāhā paha kēia i nā hōʻailona ʻē aʻe - ʻAʻole anei ʻo Gemini i mamao loa no Pisces? ʻAʻole uē nui ʻo Pisces no Gemini? Akā ʻo kēlā me kēia Gemini i aloha (a i aloha paha) i kahi Pisces ʻike ʻo ia kēia ka pāʻani. Pisces a ʻo Gemini nā hōʻailona hiki ke hoʻololi ʻia inā ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe, hele lākou me ke kahe. Hāʻawi ʻo Gemini iā Pisces i ka mahalo nui e pono ai ka iʻa (ʻo nā hōʻailona ʻē aʻe e kākau iā lākou ma ke ʻano he emo ke hana). I ka hoʻihoʻi ʻana, ʻike ʻo Pisces iā Gemini i ka ʻike maoli ʻia, e like me lākou i ka home. Hoʻopili maoli kēia mau mea ʻelua ma kahi pae kelepona. He paʻa ʻuhane ʻuhane koke. ʻO Pisces wale nō ka hōʻailona e hiki ai ke hoʻohuli iā Gemini hoʻomaha ʻole i kahi moe ʻuala. No kēia mau mea ʻelua, ʻaʻohe lani e like me lākou iho (a me ka binging ʻO ka Hōʻike Baking Nui Pelekane ) hui pū.
He kilo kilo ʻo Jaime Wright ma New York. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hahai iā ia Instagram @jaimeallycewright a i ʻole e kau inoa iā ia palapala hoʻolaha .
