He paʻakikī ka ʻimi ʻana i ka mea, ʻoi loa ma New York City. Ma waena o nā hālāwai mua ʻino, nā pilikia paʻa a me nā haʻihaʻi ʻino, ʻo ia ka mea ʻino loa.
No laila ke hana maʻalahi nei mākou iā ʻoe: Eia ka mea āu e loaʻa ai ma 12 mau hale hoʻokipa kaulana ʻo NYC, mai ka pizza manuahi a hiki i nā mea hoʻomaʻamaʻa pilikino i kāhiko ʻia e like me nā unicorns. (He aha kou manaʻo e kamaʻilio nei mākou? Aloha?)
Nā kiʻi kiʻi kiʻi / Michael Buckner KA OI NO NA LIMA MADONNA: CORE: CLUB
E hoʻomaʻamaʻa me CORE: ʻO ka mea hoʻomaʻamaʻa hui ʻo Josh Holland (ʻo kāna mau mea kūʻai aku ʻo Madonna lāua ʻo Oscar Isaac), a mākaukau ʻoe e komo i ka hōʻike pū. ʻO kēia keʻena hauʻoli kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe a me ka hui kaiaulu ka mea maikaʻi loa o ka maikaʻi loa, a loaʻa iā ia kahi Andy Warhol mua ma ke ala e hōʻoia ai.
Uku: $50,000 i mua a me $17,000 no ka makahiki e hui ai. ʻAe, ʻaʻole pono ʻoe i kahi keʻena, 401K a i ʻole waihona mālama kālā. E ola iki.
ʻO Mark Fisher Fitness KA OI NO NA Oihana Keaka: MARK FISHER FITNESS
Ma The Enchanted Ninja Clubhouse of Glory and Dreams, ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻomaʻamaʻa wale, e loaʻa iā ʻoe nā mea hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻālohilohi i nā lole unicorn e hoʻouka aku iā ʻoe me nā pūliki a hoʻohana i ka nui o nā ʻōlelo hoʻopunipuni. Aia mākou i loko.
Uku: $110 a i $325 i kēlā me kēia mahina, ma muli o ka pūʻolo papa.
ʻO ka PlazaKUMUMANA'O KĀMĀWAI LOA: LA PALESTRA
E hoʻomanaʻo i kēlā hale haʻuki makeshift i hoʻonoho ai kou makuahine ma lalo me kona mau lima lima a me NordicTrack? ʻAe, ʻaʻole kēlā. ʻO kēia keʻena hauʻoli ma lalo o ka Plaza Hotel he kolepa a me ka bowling, a me kahi internist, orthopedist, massage therapist a me psychologist ma nā limahana.
Uku: Ma kahi o $9,000 i kēlā me kēia makahiki. (Hoʻohālikelike ʻia me Core: Club, he ʻaihue kēlā.)
NBC WAHI LOA E HALAWAI AI ME KENNEDY: KA CLUB HEALTH & RACQUET HOU YORK
OK, ke ae aku nei makou. Ua noʻonoʻo mākou e komo i kēia hale haʻuki no ka Seinfeld nā kuhikuhi. E hana hou ma hope o mākou: Nānā wau mahalo i keia leotard.
Uku: ʻEkolu rai marble a me kahi babka kokoleka. He keiki mākou, he keiki mākou. Loaʻa i nā wahi āpau o NYC he $130 i kēlā me kēia mahina.
KA WAIWAI HA'O MA CHELSEA PIERS KA OI NO NA POE OIHANA: KA WAIWAI HA'O MA CHELSEA PIERS
E nā kāne, aia he apo mokomoko, he kahua pōʻaleʻa, he keena pā, he ala, he loko, he hale haʻuki, he pā piʻi pōhaku, he pā volleyball one a me nā mea ʻē aʻe a kou puʻuwai e makemake ai.
Uku: $125 i $230 i kēlā me kēia mahina, e pili ana i ka lālā.
Equinox HANA HOOLAHA NUI: EQUINOX
ʻIke ʻoe i ka mea e ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa paʻakikī? E hoʻopaʻa iā ʻoe iho i nā kāwele eucalyptus a hoʻopaʻa i kou ʻili me ka moisturizer Kiehl ma hope. ʻAe, nani loa…
Uku: He ʻokoʻa ma ka wahi.
24 hola hoʻoikaika kino KA POE NO KA POE INSOMNIA: 24 HOUR FITNESS
Hooray, i kēia manawa hiki iā ʻoe ke paʻi i ka wili ma ka hola 2 a.m. ke nānā nei Kaikamahine Gula hana hou!
Uku: ʻO kahi lālā kumu he $80 i kēlā me kēia mahina, me ka uku hoʻomaka $80 a me ka uku makahiki $50.
ʻO David Barton Gym AHA'I NUI: DAVID BARTON GYM
Inā ʻo ka hui ʻana i ka hopena pule kāu hiʻohiʻona, e ʻoluʻolu ʻoe ma ka home ma kēia hale haʻuki me nā kukui kala ʻulaʻula, nā mele kuʻi a me kahi pākaukau pōpō disco nui. Hoʻohui bonus: He mau inoa hilarious nā papa, e like me Ass Blast, Six-Pack Attack!, a me Muscle Playground.
Uku: Ma waena o $130 a me $192 i kēlā me kēia mahina, ma muli o ka wahi a me ka lālā.
Blink Fitness KA OI NO NA MEA: BLINK FITNESS
Aia nā mīkini i ka hana, maʻemaʻe nā keʻena laka a aia nā paona. ʻO ia e pili ana.
Uku: $25 o ka mahina. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i nā papa (ʻaʻohe mea) a makemake wale ʻoe e paʻi i ka wīwī me ka maluhia, he ʻaihue ia.
YMCA NYC NO KA POE AUAU: YMCA
Welp, ʻaʻole kūʻai ʻo Y i ka wai hoʻolālā a piha i nā kupuna wahine, akā hoʻokō ka hana. Ke lilo ʻoe i lālā, hiki iā ʻoe ke lawe i nā papa ʻoluʻolu e like me ka hula ʻApelika a me ka capoeira a loaʻa iā ʻoe i nā loko 28 a puni ke kūlanakauhale - ʻaʻole ʻino loa.
Uku: $98 i kēlā me kēia mahina no nā mākua, a me ka $125 uku hoʻokahi manawa.
Hale kani KA OI NO NA MASOCHIST: TONE HOUSE
ʻAʻohe mea i ʻōlelo e maʻalahi ka hoʻololi ʻana mai ka ʻuala moe a i ka ʻâlapa svelte. E ʻae i ka mea pāʻani pôpeku kolepa mua ʻo Alonzo Wilson e hahau iā ʻoe i ke ʻano--a kōkua iā ʻoe e puhi i ka 800 a i 1,000 calories i kēlā me kēia papa. (Damn.)
Uku: ʻO nā papa hoʻokahi he $35 kēlā me kēia, me nā pūʻolo papa i loaʻa.
Hitchfit.com PIZZA manuahi maikaʻi loa: PLANET FITNESS
ʻAe, loaʻa i kēia hale hauʻoli ka pizza manuahi i ka Pōʻakahi mua o kēlā me kēia mahina, nā ʻeke manuahi i ka Poalua ʻelua o ka mahina, a me nā Tootsie Rolls manuahi ma ke keʻena mua i nā manawa pōʻino āu e makemake ai.
Uku: $10 o ka mahina. ʻAe, hiki iā mākou ke ʻai i ka pizza $10 i loko o ʻelima mau minuke. No laila ke kūpono.
