E ʻoki kākou i ka hahai ʻana: ʻO ka hoʻomaikaʻi e pili ana i ka pipi. Maopopo iā 'oe. Ua ʻike mākou. A ua ʻike kāu ʻīlio. ʻO ia ke kumu e noho mālie ai ʻo Harrison Ford (ʻo ka ʻīlio, ʻaʻole ka mea keaka) ma lalo o ka papaʻaina e kali ana me ka hoʻomanawanui no nā ʻōpala i hiki iā ia ke kau i kona mau wāwae. Akā hiki i nā ʻīlio ke ʻai i ka pipi? Inā 'oe i 'ike i ka The Merv Griffin Show episode o Seinfeld , ʻike ʻoe he tryptophan ka turkey, hiki iā ʻoe ke hiamoe. Akā hiki iā ia ke hoʻomoe i kāu ʻīlio? Eia kekahi, palekana ka ʻīlio no ka ʻīlio?
ʻO ka pane pōkole: Ae. A ʻaʻole. Mai hopohopo, e wāwahi mākou iā ʻoe.
ʻO ka mea lapaʻau NYC ʻo Dr. Katja Lang (aka @ kaukakibble ) ua haʻi mai iā mākou inā ʻaʻole he maʻi moa kāu pipi, ʻaʻohe mea ʻawaʻawa i loko o ka pipi no nā pōpoki a i ʻole nā ʻīlio - ʻae, ʻoiai ʻo tryptophan ka maikaʻi (he amino acid maoli nō ia). ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua hānai mua paha ʻoe i kāu ʻīlio ʻīlio ma ke ʻano he mea maʻamau i ka ʻai ʻīlio. Akā ua ʻōlelo pū ʻo ia, Aia nā pilikia mai nā iwi a me nā ʻāpana momona.
pono o ka wai mehana a me ka meli
Kohu ʻia ʻo Turkey i ka pata, ka aila, nā mea kanu, ke kāleka a me nā mea ʻala a hoʻopiha ʻia me nā aniani a me nā mea ʻai ʻaʻole he mea maʻamau i ka ʻai ʻīlio. No ke aha mai? ʻAe, no ka mea, e like me ka makemake nui o Harrison Ford e ʻai i ka papa hoʻomaikaʻi hoʻomaikaʻi a Ina Garten, hiki i kēlā mau meaʻai ʻono ke hōʻeha i kāu ʻīlio, hoʻonāukiuki i kāna ʻai ʻana (hello, 3 am diarrhea run) a hiki ke alakaʻi i nā hopena lōʻihi. , e like me ka pancreatitis. ʻOiaʻiʻo, oe Makemake paha ʻoe i kāu ʻai keto momona momona, haʻahaʻa-carb, akā hiki ke make ka nui o ka momona no Harrison.
ʻO ia paha ke kumu i loaʻa ai ka hopena koʻikoʻi o kaʻu kauka i ka wā e aʻo ai i ka mea a ka mea maʻi ma mua oʻu e hānai ana iā ia Shih Tzu: Rotisserie moa?! NOOOOO!
pehea e hiki ai iaʻu ke hoʻopololei i koʻu lauoho
O papa Makemake kāu ʻīlio e ʻai me ka nui o nā mea ʻala a me nā momona, akā ʻaʻole pono. ʻAʻole ia manaʻo ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokomo i kāu pup ma kahi pāʻina hoʻomaikaʻi liʻiliʻi (ma hope o nā mea a pau, ʻaʻohe mea āu e mahalo nui ai ma mua o kāu ʻīlio). No laila, e hoʻolapalapa i kahi pipi lepo e hoʻonui i ka meaʻai maʻamau a kāu ʻīlio. (ʻAʻohe ʻili, ʻaʻohe iwi, ʻaʻohe mea ʻala a ʻaʻole loa ʻaʻohe aniani, he mea ʻawaʻawa no nā ʻīlio.) A no Dr. Lang: Ma keʻano laulā, ʻo nā ʻāpana liʻiliʻi wale nō o nā meaʻai hou e ʻōlelo ʻia i ka ʻai a kāu ʻīlio.
Inā ʻoluʻolu ka nui o ka pipi i hoʻolapalapa ʻia, e koho i kahi meaʻai ma hope o ka ʻaina ahiahi ʻōleʻa ʻo Turkey , pipi maka maloʻo maloʻo a i ʻole—ʻaʻole ka ʻuala akā aia nō ma ke kumuhana— nāu ʻuala homemade .
ʻIke? I kēia manawa hauʻoli nā kānaka a pau.
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