'The Bachelorette' Season 15, Episode 5 Recap: The Luke-Ness Monster

Nā Inoa MaikaʻI Loa No Nā Keiki

* ʻŌlelo Aʻo: Spoilers ma mua *

Ua hala aku nei ma mua o hoʻokahi pule ʻO ka Bachelorette hoʻolele ʻia ma ABC. (Mahalo nui, NBA finals.) A i kēia manawa, ua koho ʻia ka moʻo pili pili kaulana ma kahi a mākou i haʻalele ai, me Hannah Brown e huki ana iā Luke P. lāua ʻo Luke S. i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e hele i lalo o kā lāua hakakā ʻano.



Eia ka mea i iho i ka manawa 15, ka ʻāpana ʻelima o ʻO ka Bachelorette .



hannah brown scotland the bachelorette ABC/Mark Bourdillon

Luke P. vs. Luke S.

Hoʻomaka ka hanana ma luna o Brown e noho ana me Luke P. a me Luke S. No ka mea e ho'āʻo nei ʻo ia e noho kūʻokoʻa, makemake ʻo ia e kamaʻilio kekahi i kekahi - ʻaʻole ʻo ia. No laila, kāhea ʻo Luke S. iā Luke P. no ka mea he mea wahaheʻe pathological. Ke piʻi aʻela ke kamaʻilio ʻana a hiki i kahi a Luke S. e hoʻōho nei He wahaheʻe ʻoe! ma ka piko o kona māmā, ua kala ʻo Brown iā ia iho, e waiho ana i nā Luke e hoʻokuʻu iā ia.

Ma hope o ka hoʻopiʻi ʻana i kekahi i kekahi no ka wahaheʻe (hou), ua ʻae ʻo Luke P. ua hoʻomaopopo ʻo ia i ka huhū o Luke, me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana ʻaʻohe ona ʻoihana e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kāna mau manaʻo me Brown. I kēlā manawa, hoʻopau ʻo Chris Harrison i kā lākou kamaʻilio ʻana a hōʻike ʻo ia ka manawa no ka hui rose. Dun dun dun.

ʻO Brown kekona kekona mai ka hāʻawi ʻana i ka rose mua i ka manawa i noi ai ʻo Luke S. e ʻōlelo pilikino. Ua kala mai ʻo ia no ka hoʻokau ʻana iā ʻoe i ka ʻeha a koi aku iā ia e wehe i kona mau maka ma mua o ka haʻalele ʻana i ka hōʻike.

I ka hoʻi ʻana o Brown i ka hui, hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hāʻawi i nā rosa i nā mea āpau akā ʻo John Paul Jones lāua ʻo Matteo.



Ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana me nā mea hana, kamaʻilio ʻo Brown i ka ʻelepani i loko o ka lumi, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana, aia ʻo Luke P. ma ʻaneʻi no ka mea makemake koʻu puʻuwai e noho ʻo ia ma ʻaneʻi. ʻAʻole makemake koʻu poʻo iā ia ma ʻaneʻi. *Kūhū*

ʻaila ʻaila a me ka ʻaila ʻoliva
Hannah Mike the bachelorette ABC/John Fleenor

Mike's Lā hoʻokahi-a-kahi

I ka lā aʻe, hele ʻo Brown a me kāna mau kāne he 12 i Inverness, Scotland, kahi i hoʻopaʻa ai ʻo Mike i ka lā hoʻokahi. I kēia manawa, lawe ka Bachelorette iā ia e makaʻala i ka wahi, a ʻo Mike ke ʻano he keiki kao i loko o kahi hale kūʻai lole.

ʻAʻole, ʻoiaʻiʻo. ʻAʻole wale ʻo ia e ʻakaʻaka, e like me, i ka manawa holoʻokoʻa, akā ʻai pū ʻo ia i ka ʻeleʻele ʻeleʻele ʻawaʻawa e like me ka lanakila piha. (I ka wā ma Scotland…)

Aloha au i ke ola i kēia manawa, wahi a Mike. ʻO ia ka lā kūpono e aloha ai.



I ka ʻaina ahiahi, hele ʻo Brown i kāna kamaʻilio liʻiliʻi maʻamau, e noi ana iā ia e kuhikuhi i kāna manawa punahele mai ka lā (aka ka hale kūʻai lole). ʻOiai ʻaʻole ʻo Mike e wehe ma hope o ka manawa pōkole, manaʻo nui ʻo ia iā Brown. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, ua mākaukauʻo ia e iho i lalo i hoʻokahi kuli i loko o kekahi mau pule pōkole.

Hoʻihoʻi ʻo Brown i ka lokomaikaʻi ma ka hāʻawi ʻana iā ia i kahi rose.

ʻaoʻao kīʻaha no ka pasta
hannah brown scotland group date the bachelorette ABC/Mark Bourdillon

ʻO ka lā hui

I kēia manawa, huhū nā mea hoʻokūkū ʻē aʻe iā Luke P. no ka mea ʻaʻole maoli me Brown. I ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e hoʻoponopono i nā mea, ua hana kekahi mau mea hoʻopiʻi-me Jed i kā lākou ʻoihana e hōʻike i nā kala maoli o Luke P.

E pili ana kēia i ka hoʻokuʻu ʻole ʻana i ka monster Luke-ness i loko o kona puʻuwai a ʻona iā ia, wahi a Jed.

Ma ka ʻike pono, hiki mai ke kāleka lā hui, a ʻōlelo ʻia iā Connor, Devin, Dustin, Dylan, Garrett, Grant, Jed, Kevin, Peter a me Tyler.

Ke lawe ʻo Brown iā lākou i kahi kula mauʻu, hoʻolauna ʻo ia iā lākou i kahi mea hoʻokani kaua kaulana i ka honua, nāna i hāʻawi iā lākou i nā kilts ma mua o ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana iā lākou i ke ʻano o nā hoʻomaʻamaʻa, i kapa ʻia ʻo The Bachelorette Highland Games.

pāʻani ʻakaʻaka no nā mākua

ʻAʻole ia ka nui o kāu ʻeke, ʻo ia ke ʻano o kāu pāʻani ʻana, wahi a Brown.

ʻO ka pāʻina ma hope he AF hou. Honi nā mea hoʻokūkū a pau iā Brown a laila haʻi iā ia e ʻike lākou i kahi wā e hiki mai ana me ia. Barf.

I ka pau ʻana o ka pō, hāʻawi ʻo Brown i ka rose iā Jed, a ʻaʻohe mea pūʻiwa.

luke parker the bachelorette ABC / Ed Herrera

Luke P.'s Lā Hoʻokahi-Ma-Hoʻokahi

Ua hui ʻo Luke P. me Brown a hoʻohuli koke i ka leʻaleʻa, e waiho ana i kahi laina e pili ana i ke ʻano o kāna kali ʻana e paʻa i kona lima i ka wā e hele ana ma waena o kahi māla pua. Um, OK?

Ke nīnau ʻo Luke P. inā aia ʻo ia ma ka ʻaoʻao hoʻokahi, hōʻike ʻo Brown i kona hopohopo no ka manaʻo nui o nā kāne ʻē aʻe iā ia. Hoʻāʻo ʻo Luke e hōʻoluʻolu iā ia, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana ua hele mai nā mea hoʻokūkū ʻē aʻe iā ia i ka wela o ka manawa.

Eia nō naʻe, hoʻopuka kēia i kahi pilikia nui no Brown, no ka mea makemake ʻo ia e noho me kekahi kanaka kanaka. I ka ʻike ʻana o Brown ʻaʻohe manaʻo ma hope o kāna haʻi ʻana iā ia, hele ʻo ia a hilinaʻi i nā mea hana, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana, ʻaʻole wau ʻike i ka mea e hana ai.

Hoʻi mai ʻo Brown a haʻi iā Luke P. me he mea lā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike e pili ana iā ia. Ua kala mai ʻo ia no ka hāʻawi ʻana aku iā ia i nā pane akā ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia.

ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu kaʻu makemake. E hele kāua e nānā i kēia hale kākela, wahi a Brown ma mua o ka hoʻomau ʻana i kā lākou lā.

Ma hope o kēlā pō, ʻoi aku ka nui o ka haʻalulu i ka wā e noho ai nā kāne i lalo no ka ʻaina ahiahi. ʻOiai ʻo Luke P. e hoʻāʻo ana e ʻeli iā ia iho mai loko mai o kahi lua, ua ʻae ʻo ia ua manaʻo ʻole ʻo ia no ka mea ua kī ʻia nā mea a pau iā ia mai ka lā hoʻokahi.

Ua hoʻi hou ʻo Brown i ke ahi, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana, ʻaʻole wau makemake e mare me ka mea i manaʻo ʻo ia ka hewa o nā mea ʻē aʻe a ʻaʻole hiki ke lawe i ka kuleana.

Ma kahi kahaha o nā hanana, hoʻohui ʻo ia, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hāʻawi iā ʻoe i kēia rose.

E pili ana i ka manawa pōʻino. ʻO ka Bachelorette e hoi ana i ka ABC Poakahi ae, Iune 17, hora 8 p.

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