ʻO mākou aloha kope. ʻAʻole wale ma ka, ʻoiaʻiʻo, e loaʻa iaʻu kahi kīʻaha ʻano ala. No mākou poʻe makemake kofe, ʻo ke kīʻaha mahu o Joe ka mea e ala ai mākou i ke kakahiaka. ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake nui mākou i nā mea i loaʻa iā mākou he kakau kope Hāʻawi ʻia i ko mākou puka i kēlā me kēia mahina a noi aku i nā makana kofe no nā lā hoʻomaha a me nā lā hānau. ʻAe, ua loaʻa iā mākou nā ala e hiki ai kuke me ke kofe . A manaʻo he aha? ʻAʻole mākou hoʻokahi. Ke hoʻokomo nei kēia elixir kupua i ka pep i ka pae o nā mea āpau no nā kenekulia. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke kamaʻilio a makemake ʻoe e ʻike i ka nui o ke aloha i kou kakahiaka ponoʻī (a i ke ahiahi paha) i loaʻa i waena o ka poʻe maʻamau, e nānā i kā mākou hōʻiliʻili ʻōlelo kofe-ʻo kēia mau odes mai nā poʻe kālai'āina, nā mea pena, a me nā lā hou. celebs maoli i ke kui ma ke poo. ʻO ka manaʻo a me ke akamai e pili ana e hoʻomaikaʻi iā ʻoe i luna ... akā inā ʻaʻole ia e hana, e hana paha kāu percolator.
PILI: KA KOPE KUAI KUAI OI loa—LALAHI
1. Me kaʻu ʻole kofe kakahiaka, ua like wau me kahi ʻāpana kao maloʻo. — Johann Sebastian Bach
2. He mea inu ke kofe e hiamoe ai ke inu ole. — Alphonse Allais
3. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu kahi i loaʻa mai ai koʻu mau manaʻo, ʻaʻole hoʻi kekahi mea kākau. ʻO ka pane maoli wale nō ka inu ʻana i ka kofe a kūʻai aku iā ʻoe iho i kahi pākaukau ʻaʻole e hāʻule i ka wā e hahau ai ʻoe i kou poʻo iā ia. - Douglas Adams
4. Makemake au i ke kofe no ka mea, hāʻawi mai iaʻu i ka manaʻo e ala ana au. — Lewis Black
5. He ʻōlelo ʻo kofe iā ia iho. — Jackie Chan
6. Hoʻohana wale ka kofe Decaf inā hoʻolei ʻoe i nā kānaka. — Ka inoa ole
7. Kofe mua. Nā papahana ma hope. — Leanna Renee Hieber
8. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻōki i ka inu kofe, hoʻōki au i ka inu kofe, hoʻōki au i ke kū ʻana, a me ka hele ʻana, a me nā huaʻōlelo-hoʻokomo i loko o nā huaʻōlelo. — Lorelai Gilmore, Na Kaikamahine Gilmore
9. Ua ana au i ko'u ola me na puna kofe. — T.S. ʻO Eliot
10. ʻO ka pāʻani inu ʻino loa ka ʻike ʻana i ka lōʻihi o koʻu hele ʻana me ka ʻole kofe. —Ka inoa ole
11. ʻO ka caffeine a me ke kō, nā pūʻulu meaʻai kumu ʻelua. — Laurell K. Hamilton
12. No ke aha, ʻae, hiki iaʻu ke hoʻomaka i koʻu lā me ka ʻole kofe. Akā makemake wau i ka hiki ke hoʻomanaʻo i nā mea e like me ka ʻōlelo ʻana i nā huaʻōlelo a me ka hoʻokomo ʻana i ka pants. — Nanea Hoffman
13. I ka lōʻihi o ka loaʻa ʻana o ke kofe ma ke ao nei, pehea ka hewa? — Cassandra Clare
14. He mea hana ka makemakika no ka hoohuli ana i ke kofe i kumu manao. — Paul Erdős
15. ʻAʻole kēia he kakahiaka kī lāʻau. He kakahiaka kofe kēia. — Lorelai Gilmore, Na Kaikamahine Gilmore
16. He oi aku ka kofe ma mua o ka inu wale; he mea e hana nei. ʻAʻole like me ka ʻūhā, akā e like me kahi hanana, kahi e noho ai, akā ʻaʻole like me kahi wahi, akā e like me kahi i loko ou. Hāʻawi ia iā ʻoe i ka manawa, ʻaʻole naʻe he mau hola a mau minuke paha, akā he manawa kūpono e like me ʻoe iho, a loaʻa i ke kīʻaha lua. — Gertrude Stein
17. He uwa hāmau ka ʻuā no ke kofe. — Ka inoa ole
18. He aha ka mea maikaʻi loa me ke kīʻaha kofe? ʻO kekahi kīʻaha. — Henry Rollins
19. Makemake au e lawe i ka kofe ma mua o ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana i kēia manawa. — Louisa May Alcott
20. Ua ʻike anei ʻoe i kou hemahema inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi kīʻaha kofe piha ma kou mau lima a hoʻomaka ʻoe e ʻoki? — Jean Kerr
21. E like me ka hapa nui o ka heluna kanaka o ka honua, makemake wau i ka kofe, akā ma ke ʻano nui a koʻikoʻi. E hoʻomaka koʻu hopena pule maikaʻi me kahi pint kofe. — Jimmy Carr
22. I kekahi manawa hele au i mau hola me ka inu ʻole i ke kofe ... kapa ʻia he hiamoe. —Ka inoa ole
23. Akā, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kīʻaha kofe maikaʻi ʻole ma mua o ke kofe ʻole. — David Lynch
24. Hookolokolo au i ka haleaina ma ka berena a me ke kofe. — Burt Lancaster
25. E ikaika kou kofe, a e pōkole kou Poakahi. — Ka inoa ole
26. ʻAʻole pili i hea ʻoe a pehea kou manaʻo, aia mau ka maluhia i loko o ke kīʻaha kofe ikaika. — Gabriel Bá
27. ʻAʻole au i ʻike i kaʻu mea e hana ai me ka ʻole o ka kofe—ke manaʻo nei au he 25 paha ke ola. — Ka inoa ole
28. ʻAʻole hiki i ka ʻepekema ke loaʻa kahi ʻōnaehana kamaʻilio keʻena ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka hoʻomaha kope. — Earl Wilson
29. Makemake au i ka'u kofe e like me ko'u makemake ia'u iho: ikaika, ono, a wela loa ia oe. — Jac Vanek
30. Ma hope o kēlā me kēia wahine kūleʻa he nui kofe. — Stephanie Piro
31. Noʻu, ʻo ka ʻala o ka kofe i hana hou ʻia kekahi o nā mea i hana nui ʻia. — Hugh Jackman
32. E hoʻomaka wau e hana ke hana kaʻu kofe. — Ka inoa ole
33. He ala ʻaihue ke kofe i kou wā kahiko. — Terry Pratchett, Thud!
34. ʻO ke kofe decaffeinated ʻano like me ka pōpoki lauoho ʻole - aia nō, akā ʻaʻole pololei ia. — Ka inoa ole
35. Ua pili pono ka mana o ka noonoo o ke kanaka me ka nui o ke kofe ana e inu ai. — Sir James Mackintosh
36. No ka hana maikai, he pono ke ai maikai, e noho maikai i ka hale, e lele i kela manawa i keia manawa, e puhi i ka paipu, a e inu i ke kofe me ka maluhia. — Vincent Van Gogh
37. Inā ʻaʻole no ka kofe, ʻaʻohe oʻu ʻano ʻike ʻia. — David Letterman
38. Makemake mākou i nā mea he nui; ʻaʻole mākou i ke kūlana maikaʻi. ʻAʻole i loaʻa iā mākou kahi hiamoe maikaʻi o ka pō. Ke kaumaha iki mākou. Hoʻopau ke kofe i kēia mau pilikia āpau i hoʻokahi kīʻaha liʻiliʻi. —Jerry Seinfeld
39. ʻAʻole wau kekahi o kēlā poʻe e ala aʻe a noʻonoʻo, 'E lawe mai i ka lā!' Pono wau e loaʻa ma kahi o 7 pints kofe ma mua o koʻu ala mamao ʻana. – ʻO Stacy Lākana
40. I koʻu manaʻo, ʻaʻole ia e hoʻoikaika i ka poʻe i loaʻa ka pono olakino maoli no ka kofe e kali ma ka laina ma hope o ka poʻe i manaʻo ʻia he ʻano hana leʻaleʻa. — Dave Barry
41. Ke ala ʻoe a honi i ke kofe, paʻakikī ke hoʻi i ka hiamoe. — Fran Drescher
42. Hoʻokahi ʻeke kope ma ke kīʻaha wai, ʻeā? — Christopher, Na Kaikamahine Gilmore
43. Ke koi aku nei au i ka poʻe e lawe i kīʻaha kofe me aʻu, no ka mea ʻaʻole wau i hilinaʻi i kahi pilina e mālama ʻia me ka ʻole o nā manaʻo ʻē aʻe ma waho o kahi kamepiula a i ʻole ka pale kelepona. — John Cusack
44. Haʻalele au i ke kofe. Ua aneane ʻoi aku ka ʻino ma mua o ka hāʻawi ʻana i kahi mea aloha. — Sandra Bullock
45. Ke hele pū me kekahi, e lawe i ka nui o ke ahonui a me ke ahonui me kou kofe kakahiaka. — Helen Hayes
46. I kekahi manawa kani au me he ʻiliʻili lā, a i kekahi manawa kani au me he kofe a me ka ʻaila. — Nina Simone
47. Ke hāʻawi ke ola iā ʻoe i nā lemona, e kūʻai aku iā lākou i kofe. — Ka inoa ole
48. He pī kope koʻu pōhaku hānau. — Ka inoa ole
49. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa kahi moʻomeheu meaʻai maikaʻi me ka ʻole o ka moʻomeheu kofe maikaʻi: ulu pū nā mea ʻelua. — Adamu Gopnik
50. E hoʻomaka kāu kofe ma mua o ka hiki ʻana mai. — Ka inoa ole
54. Pono nā kānaka a pau e manaʻoʻiʻo i kekahi mea. Manaʻo wau e loaʻa iaʻu kahi kofe hou. — Ka inoa ole
57. He mea ia e hoʻonāukiuki mai ai iaʻu—ʻo ia hoʻi, inā ʻōlelo kekahi ua mākaukau ke kofe a ʻaʻole. — J.D. Salinger, Ka hopu i ka Rye
52. Hoʻokomo au i ke kofe koke i loko o ka umu microwave a kokoke e hoʻi i ka manawa. — Steven Wright
56. Ua ʻoi aku koʻu ʻoluʻolu me ka kofe ma mua o ka naʻaupō. — Napoleon Bonaparte
55. Pono ʻoe e ʻike ma mua o ka hola 10 a. — Ka inoa ole
53. Inā ʻaʻohe kofe, ʻaʻohe mea e kākau ʻia. Kau. — Nancy Kress
59. Maikaʻi ka hoʻokalakupua i ke ola. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka paʻa ʻana i ke kofe. — Justina Headley
61. He mau moeuhane ko'u; he ao lākou i loko o kaʻu kofe. — Carly Simon
58. Inu kofe. E hana wikiwiki i nā mea lapuwale me ka ikaika. — Ka inoa ole
60. Holo kā mākou moʻomeheu i ke kofe a me ka ʻaila, ʻo ka mua e ʻono pinepine e like me ka lua. —Edward Abbey
63. ʻO nā mea a pau o koʻu ola e pili ana i ka kofe. Manaʻoʻiʻo wau i kahi ola ma mua, he kofe wau? — Lorelai Gilmore, Na Kaikamahine Gilmore
62. Hiki ia'u ke lawelawe i ke kofe me ko'u kua ma ke ano he papa. — Jennifer Lopez
64. ʻO ke kamaʻilio maikaʻi ʻana e like me ka hoʻoulu ʻana e like me ke kofe ʻeleʻele, a paʻakikī hoʻi e hiamoe ma hope. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh
PILI: 31 mau huaʻōlelo e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ana ʻo ke ola maoli ka meaʻai
