Inā paha ʻoe male ʻia no nā makahiki ʻelua a ʻelua paha mau makahiki, hoʻokahi ʻoiaʻiʻo maʻalahi: pono ka male mea nui loa o ka hana (ʻaʻole e haʻi ʻia, tons o ke ahonui!). A ʻoiai ʻo nā haʻawina pili nui loa e hele mai ana mai ka ʻike, ʻaʻohe mea ʻeha ke loaʻa i kahi ʻike hou mai nā kāne ʻē aʻe i ʻōlelo mai iaʻu. I kēia manawa, ke huli nei mākou i kekahi o kā mākou mau wahine kaulana a me nā kāne, ka poʻe i ʻike maopopo loa i ka male ʻana. hoʻomākeʻaka oiai he mea paakiki. Mai ka waha mai o Catherine Zeta-Jones , ʻO Kristen Bell a ma waho aʻe, eia 32 mau ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka mare e hoʻohauʻoli ai ʻoe a ʻōlelo, like.
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1. ʻO ka poʻe male wale nō e hiki ke hoʻomaopopo i ke ʻano o kou pōʻino a hauʻoli i ka manawa like. — ʻO Chris Rock
2. Ua ʻike wale ʻia e kākau ana ka wahine i puke e pili ana i kā mākou mahina meli i kapa ʻia ʻo 50 Shades of Just OK. —Conan O’Brien
3. Aloha au i ka male ʻana. ʻO ia'He mea maikaʻi loa ka ʻike ʻana i kēlā kanaka kūikawā āu e makemake ai e hoʻonāukiuki i ke koena o kou ola. — Rita Rudner
4. Ua nīnau au i koʻu pāpā i hoʻokahi manawa, ‘Pehea ʻolua me Māmā i noho male ai no nā makahiki he 33?’ A ua ʻōlelo mai ʻo ia, ‘ʻAe, ʻaʻole loa māua i makemake e hemo i ka manawa like.’ — Gwyneth Paltrow
5. Manaʻo wau he kānāwai maikaʻi ʻo ia ʻaʻole e pāʻani i ka 'f**k/marry/kill' ma waena o nā kāne ʻē aʻe āu e noho pū nei. — Chrissy Teigen
6. I mea e kūleʻa ai ka male ʻana, pono i kēlā me kēia wahine a me kēlā me kēia kāne ke loaʻa i ko lākou lumi ʻauʻau ponoʻī. Ka hopena. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
7. Ma na mare maikai a pau, he kuli iki ka uku i kekahi manawa. —Ruth Bader Ginsburg
8. 'He mau lula ko mākou pili. ʻO ka lula mua, ʻo ia kaʻu e hana ai iā ia me he mea lā ua loaʻa iā ia nā mea āpau. ʻO ka lua o ka lula ʻo ia kaʻu e ʻae iā ia i kona ala i nā mea āpau. A hiki i kēia manawa, ke hana nei.' — Justin Timberlake
9. E hoʻolilo i kekahi mau minuke i ka lā e hoʻolohe maoli i kāu kāne. ʻAʻole pili i ka naʻaupō o kāna mau pilikia iā ʻoe. —Megan Mullally
10. I kou ike ana ua like na kanaka me na kamalii, ua ike oe i na mea a pau! ― Coco Chanel
11. Paʻa loa au i ka wā e holoi lole ai kaʻu kāne. Ma kekahi ʻaoʻao, hana ʻo ia i ka holoi lole. Ma kekahi ʻaoʻao, hiki ke kūʻai ʻia koʻu mau lole ma Gap Kids. — Molly McNearney
12. Ua haʻi wale mai kekahi hoaaloha maikaʻi iaʻu ʻo ke kī o ka male kūleʻa, ʻo ia ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻana me ke kapa ʻole. — LeAnn Rimes
13. Ua like na kane me ke ahi. Hele lākou i waho ke mālama ʻole ʻia. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
14. He wahine paa loa au. A pono nō wau e kūpaʻa, no ka male ʻana i nā manawa he nui. — Elizabeth Taylor
15. Ua male au no ke aloha akā ʻaʻole hiki ke mālama ʻia ka pōmaikaʻi ʻaoʻao o ka loaʻa ʻana o kekahi e ʻimi i kaʻu mau aniani. — Cameron Esposito
16. I'He hale hoʻololi diaper wale nō i hoʻopili ʻia i kahi ʻōnaehana kākoʻo ola, akā ʻo kaʻu wahine, ʻo ia'ka ʻaina kakahiaka, ka ʻaina awakea, a me ka ʻaina ahiahi. ʻO ia'He kanaka Denny's i ka lā a pau. — Ryan Reynolds
17. Makemake au e hoʻomaikaʻi ākea i kaʻu kāne no ka hoʻololi ʻana i ka hapalua o nā diapers i ko mākou hale. Manaʻo wau e hoʻololi ʻo ia iaʻu a pau i kekahi lā… - Kristen Bell
18. Aloha au i ka'u kane, aka, ma ko makou wahi e noho ai, hoomoe au ia ia ma kahi kokoke i ka puka, no laila, ina e hiki mai kekahi mea, pepehi mua ia oia. — Jessica Valenti
19. ʻAʻohe kumu o ka male ʻana. Inā ʻo ia ka mea āu e ʻimi nei, e hele e noho me kahi pākahi kaʻa. — Erma Bombeck
20. 'O ka mare 'ana, ua like ia me ke kuai ana i ka mahalo o na mea he nui no ka hoohenehene o kekahi.— Mae West
21. He hana ka mare. He ʻoihana ka male. ʻO ia'ʻAʻole ia he huakaʻi, ʻoi aku kāu hana ma mua o ʻelima ma mua o ka hapa nui o nā poʻe i hana i ka lā āpau.— Sinbad
22. Ma mua o kou male ʻana i ke kanaka, pono ʻoe e hoʻohana mua iā lākou i ka lolouila me ka lohi pūnaewele e ʻike ai i ko lākou ʻano maoli.—Will Ferrell
23. Hoʻohaʻahaʻa malū ke kāne i ka thermostat a hoʻohuli malū au iā ia i luna. Hoole ikaika makou i ka hoopa ana. Leʻaleʻa ka male.—Stephanie Ortiz
24. Aia hoi, ke makemake nei oe e ike i ke ano o ka mare ana? Maikaʻi. Ala ʻoe, aia ʻo ia. Hoʻi mai ʻoe mai ka hana, aia ʻo ia. Moe ʻoe, aia ʻo ia. ʻAi ʻoe i ka ʻaina ahiahi, aia ʻo ia ma laila. Maopopo iā 'oe? ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ʻike wau he mea ʻino kēlā, akā ʻaʻole.' — Ray Barone
25. 'Ua kauoha mai ka'u wahine ia makou e kakau inoa no ke Kina maikai, no ka mea, aole oe i ike i ka manawa e hele mai ai ka Pope a makemake i ka ilio wela microwave ma ka papa $200.' — Jim Gaffigan
26. Mai hoowahawaha i ka manao o ka mare. ʻOiaʻiʻo, haʻi paha kekahi iā ʻoe he ʻāpana pepa wale nō ka male. ʻAe, pēlā nō ke kālā, a he aha ka mea e ʻoi aku ka ʻoi aku o ke ola ma mua o ke kālā anuanu a paʻakikī?' — Dennis Miller
27. 'He paʻakikī maoli ka male no ka mea pono ʻoe e hana me nā manaʻo ... a me nā loio.' — Richard Pryor
28. E mare oe i ke kane i kou mau makahiki iho; e like me ka mae ana o kou nani, pela no kona ike maka. — Phyllis Diller
29. Ke ninau mai nei kekahi poe i ka mea huna o ko maua mare loihi ana. Lawe mākou i ka manawa e hele i ka hale ʻaina ʻelua manawa o ka pule. ʻO kahi kukui kukui, ka ʻaina ahiahi, ke mele mālie, a me ka hula. Hele 'o ia i ka Poalua, hele au i ka Poalima.' — Henny Youngman
30. Ua ʻike ʻoe aia kekahi inoa no ka poʻe hewa mau i nā mea āpau i nā manawa a pau… Kane! — Bila Maher
31. Ua hauʻoli māua me kaʻu wahine no 20 mau makahiki. A laila hui mākou. — Rodney Dangerfield
