OK, no laila ua loaʻa iā ʻoe ka ʻōlelo liʻiliʻi, mea ʻai ʻono a hoʻohaʻahaʻa i ke mele, akā pehea e hoʻonanea iki ai kāu pāʻina? Inā ʻoe e mālama ana i kahi hui liʻiliʻi a kiola paha he shindig , hiki i ka hoʻohui ʻana i kahi pāʻani ke hoʻokuʻu i ka lehulehu a hoʻomanaʻo maoli. ʻO wai ka mea makemake ʻole i ka poʻe e hāpai i ka leʻaleʻa a me ka ʻoluʻolu o kāu pāʻina no nā makahiki e hiki mai ana? ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole mākou e kamaʻilio e pili ana iā Twister a i ʻole kahi pāʻani 'ole o Charades, akā he pāʻani kāleka pākeke (e like me kekahi o ka 24 ma lalo) i hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia e pāʻani me nā hoaaloha, ʻohana a me kāu mea hoʻohui kūikawā.
PILI: 8 mau pāʻani hola hauʻoli e pāʻani ai (no ka mea ʻo ia kā mākou hana i kēia manawa)
amazon1. Kāleka kūʻē i ke kanaka
ʻO kēia O.G. Loaʻa i ka pāʻani kāleka makua ma mua o 45,000 ultra-positive loiloi ma Amazon. I kēlā me kēia puni o kēia pāʻani pāʻani hoʻolaha hoʻolaha no ka poʻe weliweli, nīnau kekahi mea pāʻani i kahi nīnau mai kahi kāleka ʻeleʻele (laʻana: Dude, mai e hele i loko o ka lumi ʻauʻau, aia ʻo ___ ma laila.), a pane nā mea ʻē aʻe me kā lākou kāleka keʻokeʻo ʻoluʻolu loa. Aia i loko o kēia pūʻolo kumu he 500 mau kāleka keʻokeʻo a me 100 mau kāleka ʻeleʻele no ka hoʻokani hou ʻana. Pono e hoʻomaopopo ʻia, ma ke ʻano he pāʻani kāleka pākeke (i ʻōlelo ʻia no nā makahiki 17 a ʻoi aku), hiki ke loaʻa i ka mea i kahi risqué liʻiliʻi. Ma kēlā me kēia loiloi, ʻike maʻamau ʻo kēia pāʻani he mea ʻino loa. No laila, inā e huhū maʻalahi ʻoe, ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo ʻaʻole kēia ka pāʻani no ʻoe. Eia nō naʻe, inā makemake ʻoe i kahi leʻaleʻa kanaka makua, e hele i mua.
amazon2. ʻAna Pōhaku a Naʻaupō paha
E hoʻomanaʻo i nā puke makahiki kula kiʻekiʻe? Pēlā kēia, no nā mākua wale nō. ʻO Drunk Stoned a i ʻole Stupid nā kāleka 250 e hoʻoholo ai ʻo wai ka mea i loko o ka hui e ... #1 E ala me ka hapalua burrito ma kahi moe, #27 E kamaʻilio 20 mau minuke me Siri a me #147 Hilahila i ka poʻe no ka hele ʻana i kahi moe. No ka mea, pono ka poʻe e kākoʻo i kā lākou koho e lanakila ai, e lohe pū ʻoe i nā moʻolelo pupule a kāu mau hoaaloha i ko lākou hakakā ʻana no ka W.
amazon3. He aha kāu Meme?
I kēia pāʻani—i hana ʻia e ka poʻe ma hope o ka PukaJerry moʻolelo Instagram—hoʻokūkū nā mea pāʻani me kā lākou mau hoaaloha a me ko lākou ʻohana e hana i nā meme ʻoluʻolu loa. He 435 kāleka i loko o kēlā me kēia pāʻani koʻikoʻi What Do You Meme: 360 o kēia mau kāleka caption a he 75 mau kāleka kiʻi. E hoʻomanaʻo ʻo nā kiʻi āpau he mau meme mai nā makahiki i hala iho nei, no laila inā e pāʻani ana ʻoe me kahi lehulehu i nānā ʻole ʻia i nā ʻano pāʻoihana kaiapili, nalowale paha ka ʻakaʻaka iā lākou. Inā ʻoe e pāʻani ana me nā hoaaloha āu e kaʻana like ai i nā meme ma Instagram i ka lā āpau, hauʻoli loa ia.
amazon4. Nā Kittens Pahū
ʻO ka paʻi pili ʻohana o kēia pāʻani ka papahana i kākoʻo nui ʻia ma ka mōʻaukala Kickstarter, akā ʻaʻole kūpono kēia mana no ka pāʻani ʻana me kou kupuna wahine. ʻO ia ke kumu hoʻolālā i ka roulette Lūkini kahi e pale aku ai i ka huki ʻana i ke kāleka Exploding Kitten, a laila hoʻopau i ka pāʻani. No laila, pehea ʻoe e hana ai, e nīnau ʻoe? Ma ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā Kāleka Defuse (e like me nā kuhikuhi laser a me nā kitten yoga) e hoʻohuli i nā pōpoki, a i ʻole ke kau ʻana i nā kāleka hoʻololi pāʻani (e like me ka lele ʻana i kou manawa).
lauoho lauoho no na wahine me na helehelena poepoe
5. Kanaka ino
E like me ka pāʻani koho balota, e hōʻike ana kēia hana pāʻina i kāu mau hoaaloha ʻoiaʻiʻo noʻonoʻo iā ʻoe. Huli ka poʻe pāʻani i ka heluhelu leo ʻana i kahi kāleka nīnau a laila koho i ka mea i kūpono i ka mea wehewehe. Me nā kāleka nīnau e like me, ʻO wai ka mea i uku nui ʻia no kā lākou hana? a ʻo ka hapa nui paha e lilo i miula lāʻau i kekahi manawa o ko lākou ola? he pāʻani kēia no nā hoa pili, wale nō.
amazon6. Hoʻohenehene Hazard
Penei ka wehewehe ʻana o ka poʻe ma hope o kēia pāʻani pāʻani ʻaʻole no nā kamaliʻi: ʻO Joking Hazard he pāʻani kāleka hōʻino kahi e hoʻokūkū ai ʻoe e hoʻopau i nā comics weliweli. He pāʻani ia e like me ka moʻolelo hoʻomohala a me ka manaʻo ʻino iā ʻoe iho. ʻO nā manaʻo pōʻino ma hope o Cyanide & Happiness i hana ia, no laila, mai ʻae i ke kupuna wahine e pāʻani ke ʻole ʻoe makemake e make ʻo ia me ka puʻuwai ʻeha.
amazon7. F**k. Ka Lealea
ʻO kēia pāʻani kāleka Aussie e pili ana i ka f**king me kou noʻonoʻo. Pehea? Huli ka poʻe pāʻani i ke kāleka a hoʻōho i ka mea a lākou e ʻike ai. Ma muli o kāu kāleka, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo i kona kala hope, kona waihoʻoluʻu kikokikona a i ʻole ka ʻōlelo hoʻohiki. E hoʻomau i ka pāʻani a hiki i ka piʻi ʻana o kekahi a koi ʻia e ʻohi i nā kāleka āpau, wehewehe nā mea hana kā lākou pūnaewele . ʻO ka mea lanakila ka mea pāʻani mua e kāpae i kā lākou kāleka. Ma ke ʻano he bonus i hoʻohui ʻia, ʻōlelo nā mea hana o ka pāʻani he mau pōmaikaʻi therapeutic ia - ʻo ia ka mea e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke hoʻokuʻu i ka mahu ma ka hoʻōho ʻana me ka hewa ʻole me ka hōʻeha ʻole i kekahi. No ka mea e pono ana kēia i kou lolo e hana ma kahi liʻiliʻi loa, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka pāʻani ʻana ma mua o ke ahiahi ma mua o ka loaʻa ʻana o nā kīʻaha waina he nui.
amazon8. Inā pono ʻoe e...
Ma ke ʻano o Would You Rather, Inā ʻoe e… komo i nā kāleka 250 me nā kūlana weliweli a me ka hilarious e hoʻoholo ai nā mea pāʻani ma waena. E noʻonoʻo e hoʻāʻo nā keiki a pau ma lalo o 6 makahiki e pepehi iā ʻoe, a i ʻole Hiki iā ʻoe ke kamaʻilio me nā holoholona akā inaina lākou iā ʻoe. I kēlā me kēia pōʻai, hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻoe a me kou mau hoaaloha i ka luna kānāwai i koho ʻia ʻo kāu ʻano ʻano ʻoi loa ka hewa. ʻO ka mea nāna ke kāleka e koho ai ka luna kānāwai e lanakila i ka pōʻai.
amazon9. Nā inoa inoa
ʻElua mau mākaʻi hoʻokūkū ʻike i ka ʻike huna o nā ʻelele 25, akā ʻike kā lākou mau hoa i nā ʻelele ma kā lākou codenames wale nō. Me ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā hōʻailona huaʻōlelo hoʻokahi, pono nā mākaʻi e hoʻāʻo i kā lākou mau hoa hui e koho i nā huaʻōlelo a pau i loko o ka papaʻaina e pili ana i ko lākou kala ma kahi pahu liʻiliʻi a lākou wale nō e ʻike. E kiʻi pololei, a hiki i kāu hui ke wehe i ka lima o nā huaʻōlelo pili i ka manawa hoʻokahi. A i ʻole, koho paha kāu hui i kekahi mea no ka hui ʻē aʻe—a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, koho i ka mea pepehi kanaka, a laila hoʻopau i ka pōʻai.
amazon10. Unstable Unicorns
Kapa ʻia ma ke ʻano he pāʻani kāleka hoʻolālā e hoʻopau ai i kou mau hoaaloha...akā ma ke ʻano maikaʻi, ua paipai ʻia kēia pāʻani pāʻani no nā makahiki 14 a ʻoi aʻe a hiki ke hoʻokipa a hiki i ʻewalu mau mea pāʻani. ʻO ka mea mua i kūkulu i ka pūʻali o ʻehiku unicorns lanakila, akā pono paha ʻoe e kumakaia i kou mau hoaaloha a me kou ʻohana e hiki i laila. Makemake ʻoe e hoʻonui i nā mea? Huli aku ka pūʻolo hoʻonui NSFW .
amazon11. Huli Moolelo
Mai hopohopo, ʻaʻole pili kēia i ka hōʻike ʻana i kāu Google hilahila loa i kāu mea kokoke loa a aloha loa (ʻo ia ka mea a mākou i manaʻo ai ma mua). Eia ke ʻano o ka hana ʻana: Hoʻokahi mea pāʻani e huki i kahi kāleka me ʻekolu mau koi, e like me E make anei ʻoe inā ʻai ʻoe… a inaina wau iā ia i kaʻu ʻīlio… Mai laila mai, hoʻokūkū nā mea pāʻani i kekahi i kekahi e hana inoa ʻole i ka ʻimi hulina hilinaʻi loa. A laila huli lākou i ka koho ʻana i ka huaʻōlelo i ʻimi pinepine ʻia, a loaʻa ʻoe i nā helu inā koho ʻia kāu pane e nā poʻe ʻē aʻe.
pehea e hana ai i nā puʻu paʻa
amazon12. Kelepona Hou, Owai Dis?
Ua like loa kēia pāʻani ʻenehana me nā Kāleka Against Humanity, akā me nā leka uila. Hoʻololi nā mea pāʻani i ke kiʻi ʻana i kahi kāleka i hoʻouna ʻia (a i ʻole inbox) aʻo ke koena o ka hui e hoʻokūkū e pāʻani i ke kāleka pane ʻoluʻolu loa. Ke hoʻokani ka poʻe a pau o ka hui i kā lākou kāleka pane i koho ʻia, hoʻoholo ka luna kānāwai i ka hui pū ʻana ka mea ʻoluʻolu loa. Loaʻa ka helu i ka mea i koho ʻia ke kāleka. I ka pau ʻana o ka pāʻani, lanakila ka mea pāʻani me ka nui o nā helu. No kēlā me kēia mea kūʻai maʻemaʻe, I loko o kahi hui nui, ʻoi aku hoʻi me nā mea inu ʻelua i komo, kūpono, pili, a maʻalahi hoʻi e hui pū i ka wā o kēlā me kēia pāʻina.
Amazon13. Makau Pong: Kaulana Pūnaewele
Ma muli o ka moʻo YouTube kaulana Makau Pong , ua hana ʻia kēia pāʻani i ala e hoʻāʻo ai i nā palena i loaʻa iā mākou me nā hoaaloha, ʻohana a me nā mea a mākou e aloha ai. Mai hopohopo, ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi o ke koʻikoʻi ma mua o ke kani ʻana. Pehea e hana ai? Hele mai ka pāʻani me 100 mau wai ʻaʻa wai, me 2 dares ma kēlā me kēia coaster (200 dares huina), a me ʻelua mau pōpō ping-pong ʻulaʻula. No ka pāʻani, hoʻonohonoho ʻoe i kahi pāʻani pia pong, me ʻeono kīʻaha ma kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao. Huli i nā ʻaʻa a kau i hoʻokahi ma lalo o kēlā me kēia kīʻaha. Ke pae ka pōleʻa i loko o ke kīʻaha o kou hoa paio, loaʻa iā lākou kahi koho: E hana i kekahi o nā aʻa a mālama i ke kīʻaha-a hōʻole paha i ka aʻa a inu i ke kīʻaha. ʻO ka mea pāʻani mua e nalowale i kā lākou mau kīʻaha a pau e nalowale i ka pāʻani.
amazon14. Na keia mau kāleka e ona oe
Me ka inoa i huki ʻole i nā kuʻi, ʻO kēia mau Kāleka e ʻona ʻoe ʻo ia-ua manaʻo ʻoe-he pāʻani kāleka me ka nānā ʻana i ka imbibing. No nā mea pāʻani ʻelua a ʻewalu, makahiki 21 a ʻoi aku, he maʻalahi loa ke pāʻani: E kaha i kāleka a hahai i nā lula ma ia kāleka (E haʻi i kahi ʻakaʻaka. Inā ʻaʻohe mea ʻakaʻaka a ʻakaʻaka paha, inu ʻoe.). E like me ka ʻōlelo a kekahi mea loiloi, He pāʻani leʻaleʻa ʻaʻole pono e noʻonoʻo nui, a ʻo ka hapa nui he kumu no ka inu ʻana me nā hoaaloha ʻoiai ke pāʻani nei kāu playlist Spotify punahele ma hope.
amazon15. Aole au i loaa
Hoʻomanaʻo paha ʻoe i ka pāʻani ʻana i kēia pāʻani i loko o kāu lumi moe ʻōpio. I kēia manawa hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomau i ka hilarity (a me ka hilahila) a hiki i ka wā makua. ʻO wai kekahi o kou mau hoaaloha i noho i ka pō i loko o ka hale paʻahao? A i ʻole hoʻolei ʻia ka mea inu i ka maka o kekahi? E ʻike i nā mea āu i ʻike ʻole ai e pili ana i kāu mau hoaaloha i kēia pāʻani kahi āu e hoʻohana ai i nā kāleka e ʻike ai i nā mea huna hohonu loa o kāu poʻe hui. Ke kau nei me kou mau hoa makuahine? E lulu i nā mea me ka ʻeke makua.
amazon16. Ka Paani Koho Balota
Pehea kou maikaʻi maoli ʻike i kāu mau hoaaloha? Ma kēia koho risqué, noi ʻia nā mea pāʻani e koho balota i nā moho kūpono loa no kekahi mau hiʻohiʻona hilarious. No ka laʻana: ʻO wai kāu e noi ai i ke kōkua inā pono ʻoe e haʻalele i ka ʻāina? ʻO wai ka mea hiki ke lanakila i ka hōʻike kauō? ʻO wai ka mea ʻimi ma o kā lākou kelepona nui ʻē aʻe i kēlā me kēia manawa? E noʻonoʻo i kēia ka hoʻāʻo pāʻani pāʻani hope loa o kāu hoaaloha.
pehea e hōʻemi wikiwiki ai i ka momona lima no nā wahine
amazon17. Quickwits
Makemake mākou i nā pāʻani kāleka, akā i kekahi manawa hiki iā lākou ke paʻakikī ke pāʻani me kahi hui no ka mea he nui wale nā lula e mālama ʻia. E hoʻokomo i kēia pāʻani maʻalahi a me ka wikiwiki kahi e hana ai nā mea pāʻani a pau e hoʻōho i ka mea mua i hiki i ka noʻonoʻo i kēlā me kēia māhele i hāʻawi ʻia. Penei ke ʻano o ka hana ʻana: ʻEkolu a ʻoi aʻe paha nā mea pāʻani e huki i nā kāleka a hoʻohuli iā lākou. Ke paʻa nā kāleka ʻelua, pono nā mea pāʻani e hoʻōho i kahi laʻana o kekahi a i ʻole kekahi mea i kēlā ʻano (e like me nā mele me ka booze). ʻAʻole ʻae ʻia ka hana hou ʻana.
amazon18. Noho Wela
Ua makemake paha e noho ma kahi hōʻike pāʻani TV? ʻAe, eia ka mea maikaʻi aʻe. E ʻike i kahi o kāu mau hoaaloha i ʻike maikaʻi iā ʻoe i kēia pāʻani leʻaleʻa. No ka pāʻani, noho hoʻokahi kanaka ma ka noho wela i kēlā me kēia pōʻai a pono e pane i nā nīnau e pili ana iā lākou iho (e like me ka mea e ʻōlelo ai koʻu pōhaku kupapaʻu? Pono nā mea pāʻani e pane i ka nīnau like me he mea lā ʻo lākou ka mea ma ka noho wela, a laila e hoʻāʻo e koho i ka pane pololei. Nānā: ʻAʻole ʻōlelo ʻia kēia pāʻani no ka poʻe i loaʻa kahi mea e hūnā.
Amazon19. Kūlike ʻole
E mākaukau e hina i kāu mau ʻōlelo ... ma ke ʻano maoli. I ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka manawa, hoʻokahi kanaka (aka ka luna kānāwai) hōʻike i ka hui i kahi kāleka. ʻOiai loaʻa iā lākou ka ʻōlelo pololei, pono nā mea ʻē aʻe e noʻonoʻo i kahi ʻano huikau o ia mea. ʻO nā huaʻōlelo e like me 'slight tint huey ore tea hems' (aka paheʻe i kāu DMs) a i ʻole 'shook herd addie' (yup, ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻo ka sugar daddy). ʻO ka mea nāna e helu mua ma mua o ka pau ʻana o ka manawa, lanakila ʻo ia a ʻo ka mea i loaʻa ka nui o nā kāleka ma ka hopena o ka pāʻani he poʻokela phonetic.
Amazon20. Sotally Tober
He mea hoʻokalakupua ʻoe, akamai a pohihihi paha? Ua mākaukau kēia pāʻani kāleka e hoʻokuʻu i kou ʻaoʻao wiwo ʻole i ʻelima mau ala like ʻole. E koho ma waena o ke kāleka ʻalani (hana), ʻōmaʻomaʻo (mākaʻikaʻi), ʻulaʻula (hōʻino), melemele (huna) a ʻulaʻula paha (ua hoʻokō ʻia nā mea a pau) e hana i nā mea a pau e haʻi iā ʻoe e hana, e like me, 'hana mālie i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni. a ʻo ka mea e koho mua i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni, hiki iā ia ke hāʻawi i hoʻokahi mea inu i kekahi mea pāʻani'. ʻO ka hopu? Inā lanakila a ʻaʻole paha, pono e inu kekahi. ʻO ka mea inu liʻiliʻi loa i ka hopena, lanakila. (ʻOiaʻiʻo, hiki ke hoʻololi ʻia ka mea inu no nā helu.)
Amazon21. no na Kaikamahine
ʻO ka pō o kahi kaikamahine i hiki ke manaʻo i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo a i ʻole ka wiwo ʻole me ka wili. Hoʻokahi mea pāʻani e koho ma waena o ʻelima mau ʻano ʻokoʻa: Loaʻa, Rapid Fire, Truth or Dare, If You've Ever and Best of the Best. Hiki ke kāleka mai ka mea hoʻokahi e hoʻopau ana i ka paʻakikī i ka hoʻokomo ʻana i nā mea a pau i ka hana. Hiki ke maʻalahi e like me ka inoa ʻana i nā mea kaulana loa i ka hoʻouna ʻana i kāu kiʻi hilahila loa ma ka pāpili.
Amazon22. Puka Pili
Hoʻokumu ʻia e ka mea hoʻomake ʻo Jeff Foxworthy, hiki i kēia pāʻani ke hoʻomohala i kāu mau hiʻohiʻona ʻohana. Ke koho ʻia ke kāleka hoʻonohonoho, waiho kēlā me kēia mea pāʻani i kā lākou kāleka leʻaleʻa e hoʻopau i ka ʻōlelo. ʻO ka mea nona ka hopena maikaʻi loa e lanakila. Me ka ʻoi aku o 4,000+ 5-hōkū loiloi, hiki iā mākou ke ʻike i ke kumu i kaulana ai i nā hui kaiaulu. ʻAʻole hiki i kekahi mea loiloi ke hana nui, 'Ua leʻaleʻa nā mea a pau a hauʻoli i nā hui pūʻiwa i loaʻa i ka pāʻani. ʻAʻohe mea i hilahila ma mua o ka leʻaleʻa maikaʻi a ua hoʻohana pinepine ʻia ka pāʻani i kumu no ka pāʻina ma ko mākou hale. E lawe i kahi manawa a kauoha iā ia!'
pehea e wehe koke ai i kahi ʻeleʻele ma ka maka
Amazon23. Hui Hoohui
ʻO kēia no nā mea nānā. Inā ʻo nā palapala kiʻi kāu mea a ua hele mua ʻoe ma Cards Against Humanity, e nānā i kēia pāʻani. ʻO ka minuke e hōʻike ʻia ai kahi kāleka kiʻi (e like me ke kūlana pili, ka manawa o ka lā, ka ʻona) i ka hui holoʻokoʻa, e ʻimi i ke kāleka ʻoluʻolu e hoʻohālikelike me ia. E hoʻopololei i kou ʻaoʻao akamai a e hoʻāʻo e lilo i mea hoʻohenehene helu ʻekahi ma ka hui.
Amazon24. Kuokoa o ka olelo
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