He 11 mau ʻakaʻaka naʻaupō e ʻakaʻaka ai kāu keiki he 5 mau makahiki ma ka papahele.

Nā Inoa MaikaʻI Loa No Nā Keiki

Mokuna:

Lā Hānau:

HoʻOuna

E HoʻOuna Mai IaʻU Ma O Ka Leka Uila HōʻIke Ma Ka Pūnaewele

Hoʻopiʻi kāu keiki iā ʻoe i nā manawa he nui i ka lā (e hele mai, ʻo ke ʻano o kona kau ʻana i kou ʻaʻahu ma luna o kona poʻo he hiʻohiʻona). E hoʻihoʻi i ka lokomaikaʻi a hāʻawi i kāu keiki liʻiliʻi i ka ʻakaʻaka me kēia mau ʻakaʻaka no nā keiki ʻelima makahiki.

PILI: 10 Nā mea e pono ai ʻoe e ʻike inā he 5 makahiki kāu

Nīnau: Ma hea kahi e hele ai nā bipi i ka pō Sābati?
A: To the MOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooies.

Nīnau: He aha ka leka punahele a ka pōā?
A: Arrrrrrrrrr.

Nīnau: He aha ka ʻōlelo a kekahi tōmato i kekahi ʻōmato?
A: E hele ʻoe i mua a naʻu e kīkī.

Nīnau: He aha ka ʻeleʻele a paʻa?
A: He lāʻau!

Nīnau: Pehea ʻoe e hana ai i ka hula kiko?
A: E hoʻokomo i kahi boogie liʻiliʻi i loko.

Kikeke, kikeke
ʻO wai ma laila?
Boo.
Boo wai?
Mai uē, ʻo wau wale nō.

Nīnau: He aha nā elves e aʻo ai ma ke kula?
A: ʻO ka elf-abet.

Nīnau: He aha kāu e kapa ai i ka dinosaur makapō?
A: Manaʻo ʻoe-he-saurus.

Nīnau: Pehea ke aloha o nā moana a pau?
A: Nalu lākou!

Nīnau: He aha kāu e kapa ai i ke kaʻaahi e sneezes?
A: Kaaahi Achoo-choo.

Nīnau: He aha ke ʻano kupua āu e ʻike ai ma kahakai?
A: He one-wich!

PILI: 25 mau mea e hana ai ma mua o ka piha ʻana o kāu keiki i ka makahiki 5

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