* Aʻoaʻo: Spoilers no Liʻiliʻi Liʻiliʻi Liʻiliʻi ka hopena hope o ka kau ʻelua ma mua...*
Aloha HBO,
No ke aha ʻoe e hoʻomau mau nei i kā mākou punahele punahele? ʻO ka epic a me Emmy-kūpono ʻo Laura Dern ma ke ʻano he waiwai i ka lole ʻo Renata Klein i hālāwai me kahi hopena kaumaha i ka pō Sābati i ka wā Liʻiliʻi Liʻiliʻi Liʻiliʻi ka hopena hope o ka manawa ʻelua, a ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke hoʻomanaʻo i ka hōʻeha a mākou i ʻike ai i ka nānā ʻana i kā mākou meʻe ʻo Jon Snow i ka wā Lealea o na Nohoalii series hope. Ma ʻaneʻi, hoʻokahi kumu like ʻo Jon Snow lāua ʻo Renata Klein.
pale lauoho no ka lauoho laumania
1. Loaʻa iā lāua ʻelua nā ʻano kiʻi maikaʻi loa ...
I ke kau mua, ua hele aku ʻo Renata a Dern mai kahi makuahine helikopa pōloli i ke kālā i hoʻopilikia ʻia e ka paranoia ma luna o kāna kaikamahine hilahila ʻole, ʻo Amabella hoʻi i kekahi o ka Monterey Five. ʻO ia hoʻi ka ʻenemi makuahine ( momeny? ) iā Reese Witherspoon's Madeline a me Nicole Kidman's Celeste ma mua o ka ho'okani 'ana i ka hō'ike i ka pau 'ana o ka manawa mua. Mai ia manawa mai, ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia kona hopena e like me kekahi o ka pōʻai o loko o nā makuahine Monterey i hoʻohiki ʻia e hūnā no ka make ʻana o ke kāne a Celeste, ʻo Perry.
ʻO Jon Snow, ʻo ia hoʻi, he malihini no ka hapa nui Lealea o na Nohoalii. ʻO ia, e like me Renata, pono e hōʻoia iā ia iho i ka Night's Watch, iā Daenerys, a hiki i Sansa, ma mua o kona ʻae ʻia ʻana ma ke ʻano he alakaʻi o House Stark. ʻO kona ʻano arc ka mea ʻoluʻolu loa, ʻoiai ʻo ia i hele mai ke keiki ʻōpio a Ned Stark i ka Mōʻī ma ka ʻĀkau a me ka hoʻoilina ʻoiaʻiʻo i ka Nohoalii Hao.
2. ... ʻO nā hopena ʻino loa
Akā, hele nā mea a pau i Gehena. ʻO ka hōʻike a Renata e hoʻopunipuni ana ʻo Gordon iā ia, ʻaʻole i hoʻoholo ʻia e ka hopena hope o ka manawa ʻelua. Ma hope o ka lilo ʻana o kāna mau waiwai, kāna kālā a me (kokoke) kona noʻonoʻo, ʻike ʻo Renata ʻaʻole ʻo ia e pāʻani wale ana i kāna kāne, ʻo Gordon, e moe pū ana me ka kahu hānai. ʻOiaʻiʻo, BLL e hāʻawi i kekahi ʻano lanakila iā Renata? ʻAʻole, kala mai.
E like me ka hopena pōʻino o Jon Snow GoT ke hoʻihoʻi ʻia ʻo ia i The Wall ma hope o kona pepehi ʻana i kāna hoaaloha ʻo Daenerys i mea e hoʻopakele ai iā Westeros (ʻoluʻolu, ʻaʻole i pau kāu wati !!), ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o Renata ma ke ola ma mua o ka wā i hoʻomaka ai.
ka hopena o ka wai aniani ma ka lauoho
'Ua pau,' haʻi ʻo ia iā Gordon me ka ʻoluʻolu ma hope o ka lawe ʻana i ka ʻōpeʻa i kāna mau kaʻaahi kahiko a me nā mea pāʻani hou i kānakanakakeiki-ana.
ʻOiaʻiʻo? 'Ua pau?' E like me ka ʻino e like me ke kani ʻana, ua makemake mākou i kahi hopena like me Perry no Gordon, pū kekahi ... snoozefest maoli. E kala mai, HBO, akā ʻo kēia ke ʻano hana ʻino loa e hoʻopilikia ai i kāu poʻe nānā.
3. A ua ʻike lāua i ke ʻano o ka lilo ʻana o nā mea a pau
Ua lilo ʻo Jon Snow i kona ola (ʻAe, lanakila ʻo ia i kēlā), akā ua nalowale ʻo Renata i kāna waiwai, kāna kālā, kona kaulana, hoʻolaha ʻia kāna makasina, a ʻo ka hope, ma hope o ka ʻike ʻana i ka hoʻomaloka o kāna kāne, kona haʻaheo.
4. Hiki loa iā lāua ʻelua
Paʻi nā niho-uā ʻo Renata 'AOLE AU E WAIWAI!!!!' ʻoiai ʻo ia e ʻoki ana i ka pā aniani o ka hale paʻahao kahi e paʻa ai ʻo Gordon, ua hoʻouna ʻia ʻo Twitter i loko o kahi puʻupuʻu, a hoʻomanaʻo ʻo ia i ka super-viral 'ʻAʻole ʻoe ʻike, ʻo Jon Snow.' Aia nō hoʻi ke kiʻi paʻi pīhili pōhili, ka holo kaʻa i piha i nā f-bomb nani loa, ke kiʻi kiʻi me 'ʻO koʻu hale ia, a ke noho nei au ma ʻaneʻi,' ka hui ʻo Starbucks…
nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻohana hollywood maikaʻi loa
5. A pono laua i ka Nohoalii Hao
E like me kā Buzzfeed ʻO Jarett Wieselman tweeted, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kēia mau mea ʻelua. ʻAe, ʻoi aku ʻo Jon Snow ma mua o Renata. Akā naʻe, ʻaʻole kūpono.
Ma nā ʻōlelo a Renata (a ʻo Jon Snow pū kekahi ma hope o ka ʻike ʻana ua nalowale ʻo Dany): 'Malia paha ua hōʻike ʻoe i kahi wahine i ka mahalo iki!!!!'
ʻĀnō, e ʻoluʻolu, e hāʻawi i kēia mau Emmy ʻelua. ʻAʻole mākou makemake e wehe i ka ʻōpeʻa baseball...
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