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ʻAʻole kilokilo ka Astrology, akā i kekahi manawa e like me ka zodiac he puka i nā kihi mamao loa o kou mau manaʻo. No laila, ua hoʻāʻo mākou e koho i kāu mau mea huna hohonu loa, ʻeleʻele, ʻoi loa ka cringe-pono e pili ana i kāu hōʻailona wale nō. Akā, mai hopohopo: ʻAʻole mākou e haʻi i kekahi.

PILI: ʻO ka ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo e pono ai kāu hōʻailona Zodiac

Aries: Ua uhaʻi ʻoe i kahi hoʻoilina ʻohana hiki ʻole ke hoʻololi ʻia i ka wā o ka huhū

He kanaka makua ʻoe, akā ʻo ʻoe ka pēpē o ka zodiac i ka wā e hōʻike ai i kou huhū. A i kēia manawa, e nalowale ana kēlā ʻano lāʻau nani o ka ʻelepani e komo ana i nā pālule i hana ʻia me nā kristal Swarovski. ʻO ka hapa ʻino loa: ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomanaʻo i ke kumu i huhū nui ai ʻoe i ka wā mua.

Taurus: Ua hōʻaiʻē ʻoe i kāu hoaaloha's cashmere cardigan a ʻaʻohe manaʻo e hoʻihoʻi

I ka hāʻawi ʻana aku o kou hoaaloha iā ʻoe i kāna ʻaʻahu ʻoluʻolu, drapey, a me ka nani i kūʻai ʻia i mau haneli kālā, noʻonoʻo koke ʻoe iā ʻoe iho, ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻihoʻi mai… kūpono no kahi ʻāpana kālā āu i loaʻa ai manuahi .

Gemini: ʻO ʻoe'ʻaʻole ʻoe i hūnā i kahi huna i kou ola

ʻO ka noho ʻana ma luna o ka ʻōlelo ʻōlelo a hiki i kou make ʻana, ʻo ia kāu wehewehe ʻana o Gehena. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, inā ʻaʻole hāʻule kahi mea huna i nā pepeiao o kekahi, he mea huna maoli paha ia? Ma kāu loina, ʻo kāu ia hana e kelepona i kahi mea huna i mea e ola ai. Hiki paha iā ʻoe ke mālama i kahi Rolodex noʻonoʻo like ʻole o Virgos a me Scorpios ma ka mālama ʻana e loaʻa a loaʻa i nā pōʻino kīwī a pau āu i hana ai, me ka hāʻawi ʻana iā lākou i ka lepo nui loa iā ʻoe, ʻoiaʻiʻo. Akā, ke mau nei kāu mākia: ʻO kēia mau lehelehe i manaʻo ʻia no ke kamaʻilio ʻana.

Cancer: Loaʻa iā ʻoe kāu hoaaloha's ex kipakuia

Ua koi paha ʻo ia - ma waena o ka uē - ua haʻalele ʻo ia me kāna keikikāne, akā i kou ʻike ʻana i ka waimaka e kahe ana ma kona mau papalina, ua hele mua ʻoe e kelepona i kona haku me ka litany o nā mea kūʻai aku e hoʻohana ana i kahi kelepona puhi ahi iā ʻoe. He mea maʻalahi wale nō i nā manawa a pau. ʻAe, pono nā mea a pau i ke aloha akauahe hoaloha maikai.

Leo: Ua hauʻoli ʻoe i ka nānā pono ʻole

Ua lilo ʻoe i hōkū o kou ola ponoʻī e ʻae ʻoe i ka manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole. ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake ʻoe e aloha ʻia ma mua o ka inaina ʻia, akā inā ʻo ka koho ʻo ia ka mea hōʻino hōkū maoli a i ʻole kāpae ʻia ʻAe, ʻaʻole mākou ma ʻaneʻi e launa hou aku, ʻeā? A inā hoʻoholo nā mea a pau e mālama i kāu hana hewa? He ʻeha ia, akā ma ka liʻiliʻi e manaʻo ʻoe e ʻike ʻia, a e hōʻike ʻoe no kekahi kukui.

Virgo: Ua ʻaihue ʻoe i ke kīpē i hoʻokahi manawa i kou wā kamaliʻi, a ʻo ia's ke kumuhana o kāu kau lapaʻau a pau

E nā Virgos, he ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka ʻoe iā ʻoe iho, he ʻoiaʻiʻo. No laila, ʻo kēlā hewa liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi āu i hana ai ma ke ʻano he kamaliʻi e hōʻike mau nei i kāu mau mea maikaʻi i kēia lā, ʻo ia kou kalahala mau loa. Inā ʻoe i manaʻoʻiʻo i ke kala ʻana e like me kou ikaika i ka hoʻopaʻi. E ho'āʻo wale e hoʻomanaʻo: ʻO ia ka ʻōpala.

Libra: Inaina oe i kou hoa aloha

Ua hana ʻoe i nā frenemies, Libra, no ka mea ma kahi o kāu ʻimi e aloha ʻia e nā mea āpau, ua loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi poʻe ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kū. Ma kahi o ka ʻae wale ʻana ʻaʻole pono nā mea āpau iā ʻoe, ua mālama ʻoe iā lākou a puni no ka mea makemake ʻoe e makemake lākou iā ʻoe. No laila, ʻo ʻoe nā mea maikaʻi loa, ʻoiai ʻoe e loaʻa i nā aʻalolo o kēlā me kēia a kāhea aku i kekahi i kekahi sweetie e uhi i ka huhū sublimated. Akā hiki iā mākou ke lohe a pau, hilinaʻi iaʻu, e ke aloha.

Scorpio: ʻO ʻoe ma ka pūnaewele STLK SO WELL, ʻO ʻoe he maka pilikino

E hele mua e hoʻokipa i nā hoalauna hou me kahi ʻano Jell-O a nīnau i kāu mau ʻoluʻolu. Akā e ʻoiaʻiʻo kākou: Ua ʻike mua ʻoe i nā mea āpau o kā lākou helu palekana. Ua hele hohonu ʻoe i kā lākou kapuaʻi kikohoʻe. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua loaʻa paha iā ʻoe ka hōʻoia ʻana o nā ʻaoʻao ʻekolu a me nā ʻano hōʻike hoʻohālikelike ʻē aʻe a lākou i ʻike ʻole ai aia ma waho. A ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo i kekahi mea. ʻAʻole ʻoe makemake. ʻO ia ka mea e hiki ʻole ai i kou maka poker, a ʻo ia ke kumu ʻaʻole ʻoe e hopu ʻia.

Sagittarius: ʻO ʻoe'ʻaʻole 100 pakeneka kūʻokoʻa kālā

ʻOi aku ka nui ma mua o ka ʻole, ke hoʻolilo nei ʻoe i nā Sagittarians i kou ola ʻāhiuʻu, mālama ʻole, ʻoluʻolu me nā hāʻawi kālā semi-maʻamau mai kou mau mākua a i ʻole nā ​​hoa a i ʻole nā ​​hoaaloha a i ʻole GoFundMe's a i ʻole he aha kāu. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hana kekahi o ʻoukou i ka panakō - akamai ʻoe a makemake nui, ma hope o nā mea āpau - akā ʻo ka noho nui ʻana ke ʻano o ka noho ʻana i ka uku nui a i ka uku nui. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi ʻo ʻoe ka hōʻailona laki, no laila e hana mau.

Capricorn: Ua hoʻonui ʻoe i kāu GPA ma kāu hoʻomau

Ma ke ʻano he Capricorn, ʻike ʻia ʻoe no kāu kūpaʻa ʻoihana, a ʻo kāu moeʻuhane ʻino loa e like me ka hoʻopunipuni. Hoʻohana maʻamau ʻoe iā ʻoe iho me nā ʻano koʻikoʻi kiʻekiʻe, no laila ʻo ka manawa āu i lawe ai i kahi ala pōkole e hoʻopilikia maoli iā ʻoe. Loaʻa paha iā ʻoe kahi hui PR pilikia ma ke kūpaʻa. Akā, e ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻoi aku ʻoe ma mua o kekahi, ʻo Cap, ʻo 3.99 ʻaʻole 4.00.

Aquarius: ʻO ʻoe'ma ka mooolelo me ka manao i loaa ole ia oe

Hele ʻoe i nā hanana he nui, ʻo Aquarius (round-brush bangs, libertarianism, Hanson, a me nā mea ʻē aʻe), a i kekahi manawa e hoʻopau ʻia nā manaʻo hilahila loa. ʻAʻole ia he haʻaheo loa ʻoe e hōʻano hou i kāu ʻike honua; ʻo ia ke inaina nei ʻoe i ka paʻa ʻia e kou wā i hala. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, ʻo kāu mau mea punahele ʻelua ʻo ka wā e hiki mai ana a me ka pololei. No laila, e hoʻopaʻa ʻia kāu ʻōlelo ma ka nūpepa haumāna no ka maikaʻi.

Pisces: Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei ʻoe i kāu hoʻopunipuni ponoʻī

I kou hala ʻana i ka hapalua hola no ka ʻaina ahiahi no ka mea ua loaʻa ʻoe i ke kamaʻilio ʻana me kahi ʻohana malihini me kahi peʻa ʻīlio maikaʻi loa, ua hoʻopiʻi ʻoe iā ia ma ke kaʻa. Akā i kēlā manawa, ua manaʻoʻiʻo ʻoe. I kēlā manawa, iā ʻoe, he ʻoiaʻiʻo maoli ka hewa o ke kaʻa. Inā loaʻa i kekahi ka mana e hoʻololi i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ia ka Pisces, akā ʻaʻohe hana maoli, no laila ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka mālama ʻana i kēia superpower kokoke i ka umauma. A ʻoiaʻiʻo, mai ʻōlelo ʻoe iā ʻoe iho he mana nui kāu, no ka mea e manaʻoʻiʻo maoli ʻoe.

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